I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

Without a doubt, you'll have to get it bummed out of you again like you did last time

I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

Did you not have dizziness and vertigo symptoms the other week??

 

I'd be getting booked in at your GP Squire.

 

Either that or wank upside down.

Had an ear infection the other week, this feels like food poisoning. Fucking brilliant.

Ebola

Ebola

Ebola cornflakes?

Just waiting on SJM to start a "Carlos" thread.

This is way beyond the Rough As Fuck Rollcall thread

fainting possibly caused by dehydration if you've had an infection and been sick or had the shits.

Get well soon.

Dr. White (on Tyne).

Blood pressure?

 

Either get a bloon out or fall downstairs.

Blood pressure?

 

Either get a bloon out or fall downstairs.

I have that trouble but it's nigmally first thing in the morning or when tired. I give myself a minute & I'm right. , Carlos, have you checked your blood pressure? Either that or leave off the power wankung for a while.

I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

 

 

Fat Frank has been round to stamp on your head

Did you drink a litre of gin? That could be it you know.

Did you drink a litre of gin? That could be it you know.

lightweight

Have my blood pressure checked every year, totally fine. Had weird dreams so I'm putting it down to food poisoning.

Little Whitt got a hard on when he misread the title of the thread.

 

Carlos  -  get to your GP ASAP mate before you end up like your double.........

 

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Have my blood pressure checked every year, totally fine. Had weird dreams so I'm putting it down to food poisoning.

Wierd dreams leads to blood poisoning leads to fainting? Stop being a mon and book yourself in with your GP.

Aye, going to go Monday.

Aye, going to go Monday.

Remember to make sure he puts his finger up your bum

Remember to make sure he puts his finger up your bum

You're assuming his doc is male.

You're assuming his doc is male.

And he's got a hand like Jeremy Beadle and not Pat Jennings.

Had a prostrate check by a lady doctor with dainty little hands.. Then to be second opinioned by some big doctor with the biggest hands I have ever seen.

 

 

Not going that doctors again for a flu jab

Had a prostrate check by a lady doctor with dainty little hands.. Then to be second opinioned by some big doctor with the biggest hands I have ever seen.

 

 

Not going that doctors again for a flu jab

Was that a test to check whether or not you were laying face down down?

I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down On my mates 12 incher as my arse is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

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Had an ear infection the other week, this feels like food poisoning. Fucking brilliant.

In my experience food poisoning is nothing like this. Having poisoned myself a couple of times.

 

You feel a bit ropey in the gut and potentially nauseous in the lead up - normally quite quickly after eating the rogue item. Within an hour, you feel wrong, even if only a little.

 

Then it builds into a big puke, repeatedly, then you have the shits, to clear out whatever got down far enough before your body Sussed it out.

 

I have heard the symptoms can vary, and it depends how wrong the food you ate was, but passing out unexpectedly doesn't sound like food poisoning to me.