time to update your collection

 

and keep some of those strangulation vids, they may be worth a few bob yet

 

"Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure."

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

 

"Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting=

Fisting

 

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

 

think the first comment sums it up for me:
 

"As a hard working taxpayer I feel I have the right to unwind in the evening and watch a woman being strangled while she urinates with someone's fist up her arse.  Who is in charge of this madness?"

produced or accessed

 

fer a mate, like

WTF....that is my exact search history!!!

erm, hopefully you can't be done on previous activity?

Belladonna will need a new act.

is anyone else worried about the stuff they find worse than any of that list that they've searched for?

I await Goncho's input on this one......

I await Goncho's input on this one......

 

He'll be online on Sunday, when he's finished deleting stuff.

All the brit porn performers will just move elsewhere.

 

they've not stopped folk watching it just it can't be made in britain.

 

LW will be upset he can't make piss vids though.

All the brit porn performers will just move elsewhere.

 

 

'If I can't be urinated on by a darts team whilst being fisted up the arse as I sit on the vicar's face in Cameron's Britain then I shall take my trade elsewhere. It's political correctness gone mad. The politicians are out of touch and I am seriously considering supporting the Greens at the next election.'

 

What's 'aggressive whipping?' Is passive whipping OK still? What is the problem with female ejaculation except damage to wallpaper?

What is the problem with female ejaculation except damage to wallpaper?

 

CUT! CUT! CUT!

Dammit Doris you've gone and squirted the whole scene is ruined we're going to have to start again!

femailed ejaculation, why the hell is that banned

Please can we add 'big black lazy dick' to the list too?

 

Ta.

Edit iPhone wanker.

Edited December 2, 201411 yr by Compo

Please can we add 'Jermaine beckford' to the list too?

 

Ta.

 

Harsh.

Spacedocking has slipped through the net thank goodness.

I await Goncho's input on this one......

Its a bit like banning hairy growlers and Ron Jeremy tapes.

 

That stuff belongs in the vintage section.

 

I'm not worried till they clamp down on Japenese smegma fondling and Dutch semen snorting.

 

"Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure."

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

 

"Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting=

Fisting

 

 

 

This is fucking rich coming from a known paedophile ring.

I've known a couple of ladies who specifically requested a light amount of choking to increase the intensity of the climax.

 

Damn near snapped my windpipe the first time I tried it, and I went soft as warm butter.

 

Apparently I was supposed to do it to them.

if people are going to watch it.. they may as well watch it legally made...

 

so banning this stuff just takes business abroad..

Surely female ejaculation is involuntary? Seems a bit harsh!

So....If I want to film "Strangulation Fisters at Sea" how far off shore do I need to take the dinghy?

So she's not allowed to say "fuck me, fuck me hard up the arse you bastard"?

 

Worlds gone soft.

 

are old men still allowed to fuck 16 year old schoolboys?

So....If I want to film "Strangulation Fisters at Sea" how far off shore do I need to take the dinghy?

Into international waters with the Russian navy. About 500 meters out!

So....If I want to film "Strangulation Fisters at Sea" how far off shore do I need to take the dinghy?

I have a deal going up at Horwich Leisure swimming pool.

I have a deal going up at Horwich Leisure swimming pool.

 

A groupon?