Snooker

[gonzo]

27 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Many moons ago my late Grandma told me "Did you know left-handed people come from aliens? I saw it in the paper". I was only a kid, so I didn't really question it. I got home later that day and started reading the Bolton Evening News's she'd saved for me, and one of the headlines was "Left-handed People Feel Alienated". True story.

🤣🤣

 

[stevieb]

11 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Same here mate but I play golf right handed. Cricket I bowl left handed & bat right handed.... Both very badly mind... Probably due to my hay fever 😊

Anything that requires a specialist left handed implement to do it I can do right handed. 

Guitar. Golf. Scissors. Tin openers etc. Do em all right handed badly. 

Owt where you can interchange I'm left handed but just as shit either handed for racquet sports. 

 

 

[Youri McAnespie]

I'm sinister when it comes to writing/art guitar and wanking. Everything else goes down the right - I could thread a needle with my right foot and have the touch of a rapist with my left. Me and a mate could've been the Nadal and Federer of Bolton but because we were poor we had to sneak onto courts and never even saw out a set before some jobsworth chased us off. 

[Traf]

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I'm sinister

 

[gonzo]

10 hours ago, stevieb said:

Anything that requires a specialist left handed implement to do it I can do right handed. 

Guitar. Golf. Scissors. Tin openers etc. Do em all right handed badly. 

Owt where you can interchange I'm left handed but just as shit either handed for racquet sports. 

 

 

Im other way. Couldn't be any more left handed with tin openers and all that caper. But throw the dogs frisbie/ball with my right hand.

My writing is absolutely terrible, smudge all the ink of birthday cards and look like I've had a stroke.

 

[Cheese]

Cracking interview this, with the greatest player to ever pick up a cue.

 

[gonzo]

147 for Robertson.

Not bad.

[Alf Hartigan]

A 147 in snooker is miles better than a 9 dart finish in darts. Great finals this is shaping up to be.

[gonzo]

2 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

A 147 in snooker is miles better than a 9 dart finish in darts. Great finals this is shaping up to be.

Without a doubt. 

Better than a hole in one as well.

[Alf Hartigan]

Just now, gonzo said:

Without a doubt. 

Better than a hole in one as well.

Aye agreed. Fucking love snooker darts and golf but snookers the best for me 

[Farrelli]

16 minutes ago, gonzo said:

147 for Robertson.

Not bad.

I think his name is on it this year, but he has to put Lisowski away first.

[Morizio]

What’s this unwritten rule thing that White and McManus have been going on about?

[gonzo]

1 minute ago, Morizio said:

What’s this unwritten rule thing that White and McManus have been going on about?

https://www-express-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/1600769/Yan-Bingtao-unwritten-rule-world-championship-snooker-news/amp?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D

[Alf Hartigan]

Are they still banging on about that. Get BBC4 on instead

[Morizio]

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

https://www-express-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/1600769/Yan-Bingtao-unwritten-rule-world-championship-snooker-news/amp?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D

Is that like a dwarf grandad homosexual porn link or something 🙈

[Spider]

It’s not a sport if you have to wear a dickie bow to play it.

 

[Alf Hartigan]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

It’s not a sport if you have to wear a dickie bow to play it.

 

The old debate. I’ve decided that it doesn’t matter if you call it a sport or a game or a pastime. It’s still great to watch and play. I think dickie bows should be compulsory in all though.

[Spider]

Tell you what’s weird

When you watch it, they moan like fuck if someone so much as breathes loudly in the crowd as they’re about to have a go.

Yet tonight, one half of the arena is acting like a football crowd whilst they’re shooting and not a word of complaint.

 

[Alf Hartigan]

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Tell you what’s weird

When you watch it, they moan like fuck if someone so much as breathes loudly in the crowd as they’re about to have a go.

Yet tonight, one half of the arena is acting like a football crowd whilst they’re shooting and not a word of complaint.

 

It’s what makes the Crucible great

[Cheese]

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Tell you what’s weird

When you watch it, they moan like fuck if someone so much as breathes loudly in the crowd as they’re about to have a go.

Yet tonight, one half of the arena is acting like a football crowd whilst they’re shooting and not a word of complaint.

 

It's just not for you Spider. You don't understand it. Stick to watching jumbo Scalextric.

[Spider]

“Please be quiet”

Meanwhile, 500 people sat less than a yard away are acting like a lad on the other table has just potted a ball whilst pulling a wheelie on a Grifter.

Hypocrisy everywhere you look. Tsk.

[Rudy]

They still got that fit brunette umpire with the prostate gloves on?

[Cheese]

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

They still got that fit brunette umpire with the prostate gloves on?

Michaela Tabb? Unfortunately not. She only does the Seniors events these days. Pure filth. 💦

 

Edited April 25, 2022 by Cheese

[Alf Hartigan]

Prostate gloves 😂 love it Rudy

[Dimron]

The pundits have obviously been told to be animated and shout more, even boring Davies is at it