Snooker

[Alf Hartigan]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

The pundits have obviously been told to be animated and shout more, even boring Davies is at it

He’s not boring though is he?

[Rudy]

7 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Michaela Tabb? Unfortunately not. She only does the Seniors events these days. Pure filth. 💦

 

That’s the little horndog. 

[Spider]

So the crowd “next door” just went apeshit and the player on the “quiet” table played on like nothing was happening.

A minute later a mobile phone goes off (quietly) and the ref goes all bossy and the player acts like he’s never heard a noise in his life.

Its fucking bizarre

Edited April 25, 2022 by Spider

[Rudy]

[Spider]

And they’re all dopeshooters who have little brown boys shining their shoes outside the theatre before every game. They flick them a guinea for a job well done but give them a crack on the back of their heads if they aren’t spotless.

Their dickie bows are them pre-tied ones from Moss Bros.

And John Virgo is smoking heroin in that little booth and exhaling clouds of smoke into Steve Davis’s face.

[Cheese]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

I'd love to have it off with her.

[boogs]

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

And they’re all dopeshooters who have little brown boys shining their shoes outside the theatre before every game. They flick them a guinea for a job well done but give them a crack on the back of their heads if they aren’t spotless.

Their dickie bows are them pre-tied ones from Moss Bros.

And John Virgo is smoking heroin in that little booth and exhaling clouds of smoke into Steve Davis’s face.

Is that why Steve's developed a Dublin accent? 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, boogs said:

Is that why Steve's developed a Dublin accent? 

I only know 5 snooker players so took a punt

[Traf]

9 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Supposed to have at least one foot on the floor.

[Rudy]

3 minutes ago, Traf said:

Supposed to have at least one foot on the floor.

She has feet?

[Alf Hartigan]

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

So the crowd “next door” just went apeshit and the player on the “quiet” table played on like nothing was happening.

A minute later a mobile phone goes off (quietly) and the ref goes all bossy and the player acts like he’s never heard a noise in his life.

Its fucking bizarre

They’re not exactly singing 20 pots 20 pots Neil Robbo though

[jmjhb]

1 minute ago, Alf Hartigan said:

They’re not exactly singing 20 pots 20 pots Neil Robbo though

Not surprising given the state of his last two frames

[Alf Hartigan]

Great game that. Had everything 

[Farrelli]

2 hours ago, Farrelli said:

I think his name is on it this year, but he has to put Lisowski away first.

That was a kiss of death on Robertson. Really good game that though, nerves were jangling in the decider. 

[Nowack]

6 hours ago, Farrelli said:

That was a kiss of death on Robertson. Really good game that though, nerves were jangling in the decider. 

Bollocks. It looked close but I turned it off when Lisowski played a poor safety thinking it was all over. 

[Farrelli]

35 minutes ago, Nowack said:

Bollocks. It looked close but I turned it off when Lisowski played a poor safety thinking it was all over. 

The clearance by Lisowski to go 12-12 was very gutsy. The decider was full of misses and poor safety which added to the nerves, proper crucible classic.

[gonzo]

Ill be disappointed if The Snookering Times doesnt shoehorn The Big Lisowski in to its headlines today. 

[jmjhb]

35 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

The clearance by Lisowski to go 12-12 was very gutsy. The decider was full of misses and poor safety which added to the nerves, proper crucible classic.

Robertson properly fucked that up. 55 up at 12-11 and he goes for a tough cut when there was a much easier option on the table 

[Dimron]

12 hours ago, Rudy said:

I find a kiss into the pink pocket can set you up for a shot into the brown

[stevieb]

This current frame is like 2 cloggers int conny club having a go on a wonky table

[Farrelli]

2 hours ago, stevieb said:

This current frame is like 2 cloggers int conny club having a go on a wonky table

You sound like my mrs who will sometimes say “how did he miss that?” on a really difficult full length of the table pot. 

[stevieb]

Just now, Farrelli said:

You sound like my mrs who will sometimes say “how did he miss that?” on a really difficult full length of the table pot. 

The frame I'm on about got re-racked. All the red and the colours on the right side of the table. 

All reds in the bottom right quadrant of the table. 

Never seen anything like it. 

[Farrelli]

Just now, stevieb said:

The frame I'm on about got re-racked. All the red and the colours on the right side of the table. 

All reds in the bottom right quadrant of the table. 

Never seen anything like it. 

Aye I saw that, sometimes they go awkward for the best of them. Most of my frames would be re-racked on that basis😀

[stevieb]

Also... Ronnie is the GOAT. 

He's just unreal. 

[Farrelli]

I think Trump ran over a black cat today, he has had so much bad luck this session.