O'Sullivan just got another 147. Most talented sportsman that ever lived in my opinion. But I am a snooker fanatic, so...

7 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Michaela Tabb? Unfortunately not. She only does the Seniors events these days. Pure filth. 💦

 

That’s the little horndog. 

So the crowd “next door” just went apeshit and the player on the “quiet” table played on like nothing was happening.

A minute later a mobile phone goes off (quietly) and the ref goes all bossy and the player acts like he’s never heard a noise in his life.

Its fucking bizarre

Edited April 25, 20224 yr by Spider

And they’re all dopeshooters who have little brown boys shining their shoes outside the theatre before every game. They flick them a guinea for a job well done but give them a crack on the back of their heads if they aren’t spotless.

Their dickie bows are them pre-tied ones from Moss Bros.

And John Virgo is smoking heroin in that little booth and exhaling clouds of smoke into Steve Davis’s face.

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

I'd love to have it off with her.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

And they’re all dopeshooters who have little brown boys shining their shoes outside the theatre before every game. They flick them a guinea for a job well done but give them a crack on the back of their heads if they aren’t spotless.

Their dickie bows are them pre-tied ones from Moss Bros.

And John Virgo is smoking heroin in that little booth and exhaling clouds of smoke into Steve Davis’s face.

Is that why Steve's developed a Dublin accent? 

1 minute ago, boogs said:

Is that why Steve's developed a Dublin accent? 

I only know 5 snooker players so took a punt

9 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Supposed to have at least one foot on the floor.

3 minutes ago, Traf said:

Supposed to have at least one foot on the floor.

She has feet?

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

So the crowd “next door” just went apeshit and the player on the “quiet” table played on like nothing was happening.

A minute later a mobile phone goes off (quietly) and the ref goes all bossy and the player acts like he’s never heard a noise in his life.

Its fucking bizarre

They’re not exactly singing 20 pots 20 pots Neil Robbo though

1 minute ago, Alf Hartigan said:

They’re not exactly singing 20 pots 20 pots Neil Robbo though

Not surprising given the state of his last two frames

Great game that. Had everything 

2 hours ago, Farrelli said:

I think his name is on it this year, but he has to put Lisowski away first.

That was a kiss of death on Robertson. Really good game that though, nerves were jangling in the decider. 

6 hours ago, Farrelli said:

That was a kiss of death on Robertson. Really good game that though, nerves were jangling in the decider. 

Bollocks. It looked close but I turned it off when Lisowski played a poor safety thinking it was all over. 

35 minutes ago, Nowack said:

Bollocks. It looked close but I turned it off when Lisowski played a poor safety thinking it was all over. 

The clearance by Lisowski to go 12-12 was very gutsy. The decider was full of misses and poor safety which added to the nerves, proper crucible classic.

Ill be disappointed if The Snookering Times doesnt shoehorn The Big Lisowski in to its headlines today. 

35 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

The clearance by Lisowski to go 12-12 was very gutsy. The decider was full of misses and poor safety which added to the nerves, proper crucible classic.

Robertson properly fucked that up. 55 up at 12-11 and he goes for a tough cut when there was a much easier option on the table 

12 hours ago, Rudy said:

I find a kiss into the pink pocket can set you up for a shot into the brown

This current frame is like 2 cloggers int conny club having a go on a wonky table

2 hours ago, stevieb said:

This current frame is like 2 cloggers int conny club having a go on a wonky table

You sound like my mrs who will sometimes say “how did he miss that?” on a really difficult full length of the table pot. 

Just now, Farrelli said:

You sound like my mrs who will sometimes say “how did he miss that?” on a really difficult full length of the table pot. 

The frame I'm on about got re-racked. All the red and the colours on the right side of the table. 

All reds in the bottom right quadrant of the table. 

Never seen anything like it. 

Just now, stevieb said:

The frame I'm on about got re-racked. All the red and the colours on the right side of the table. 

All reds in the bottom right quadrant of the table. 

Never seen anything like it. 

Aye I saw that, sometimes they go awkward for the best of them. Most of my frames would be re-racked on that basis😀

Also... Ronnie is the GOAT. 

He's just unreal. 

I think Trump ran over a black cat today, he has had so much bad luck this session.

1 minute ago, Farrelli said:

I think Trump ran over a black cat today, he has had so much bad luck this session.

His head has gone. 

Ronnie masterclass