Oi! I may be a lot of things but I ain't a Christmas jumper wearerer.

 

Never worn one and never will.

 

It's 'Christmas Jumper Day' at work on Friday for charidee. I'll just be putting some money in the bucket.

 

Humbug.

I may have to have a bit of a rethink on the Christmas present front then

Thought it was only yanks who were happy to look a right twat in the name of 'fun'.

 

Another place where their influence is creeping into Britain?

I think it came from the ironic wankers in Shoreditch. Same as beards, neck tattoos and normcore.

 

Seem to have died a death in trendy London areas now that Tesco stock them.

I used to work with somebody who was very much like that Colin Hunt. Always wanting to be zany and crazy. The sort of cunt who would probably wear a onesie to work on a dress down day these days. I fucking hated him.

Wearing a onesie makes you a cunt

Wearing a onesie makes you a cunt

 

It does indeed.

What colour is yours?

It does indeed.

What colour is yours?

Big E's is piss flap colour and he smells like a cunt as well

Big E's is piss flap colour and he smells like a cunt as well

 

Did he turn up, then?

Thought it was only yanks who were happy to look a right twat in the name of 'fun'.

 

Another place where their influence is creeping into Britain?

Christmas jumps. Is this really a yank import? Its classy the wearing of novelty cardys. Can't wait to get in mine.

In my experience, Yanks are far more into their wacky Halloween jumpers than Christmas jumpers.

 

I reckon I'm mellowing though. They used to annoy me, now I'm not arsed. If folk have fun by wearing em, then fair play. Not my bag though.

Edited December 8, 201411 yr by DazBob

In my experience, Yanks are far more into their wacky Halloween jumpers than Christmas jumpers.

 

I reckon I'm mellowing though. They used to annoy me, now I'm not arsed. If folk have fun by wearing em, then fair play. Not my bag though.

 

 

Sexist bastard. I let my bag wear whatever she chooses.

Christmas jumps. Is this really a yank import? Its classy the wearing of novelty cardys. Can't wait to get in mine.

 

I'm really worried about you larry. 

Did he turn up, then?

Yes

His mum brought him in and he has his name sewn into his clothes and a new power ranger lunch box

Yes

His mum brought him in and he has his name sewn into his clothes and a new power ranger lunch box

 

I bet its the Pink Power Ranger.

we're wearing them at work this Friday for this, http://jumpers.savethechildren.org.uk/

we're wearing them at work this Friday for this, http://jumpers.savethechildren.org.uk/

 

Organised "fun", how ace.

I bet its the Pink Power Ranger.

I wouldn't mind access to the pink ranger's box.

Edited December 9, 201411 yr by frank_spencer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKb1OGpDjo

Edited December 9, 201411 yr by Traf

I've just had quite a successful attempt at doibg the same

we're wearing them at work this Friday for this, http://jumpers.savethechildren.org.uk/

 

 

Give em a quid and tell em to fuck off

With those 'Value' Christmas Jumpers, is the punchline they, on average, retail for about £5-6 more than the average Christmas Jumper?

 

 

Or are they for folk who aren't content with looking a bit of a wanker, they have to go for the king-sized wanker look?

Give em a quid and tell em to fuck off

 

Exactly. 

Give em a grunt and tell em to fuck off

This year's favourite number.....

http://slipknot.shop.bravadousa.com/Product.aspx?cp=162_67245_4160&pc=BGCMSK44

Name and shame witch old cunt had one on today