Not RIP, thankfully.

 

Ace picture of him taken last week...

 

See Raul Moat; you had your chance!

tbf.. he's looking better than he did

tbf.. he's looking better than he did

Hard to look worse and still be breathing

Looks better. Good luck to him.

I predict Gazza will live another twenty or thirty years...Being a pisscan but an athlete too..He'll be sound as a pound for a while...

He's on BT Sport, seems right. Good news.

Check the tweets between Liniker and Collymore on twitter

 

collymore is a proper cunt

Collymore calls Gazza a wife-beater, would you have stopped knocking your bird about if you'd got wed, Stan?

 

edit: this post is almost twitter-esque, what a twat (me).

Edited February 22, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

Oh, I've read the tweets more carefully now, he qualified his comments by remarking that Gazza is a serial wife-beater, apologies Stan.

Pity Andy Todd isn't a serial Collymore beater

No excuse for twatting your wife over the head with a box of cornflakes imo

Gone off on one judging by his Twitter account

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne

Loads of sense made there...

What's wrong with her legs?

Cringe. Not easy to read.

What's wrong with her legs?

They're fucked. Keep up.

Presume Andy fucked them up in the Post Office?

Who's is the phone number hes posted as well?! Not nice to read all that

Somebody should pop round with some chicken, a fishing rod, some lagers.

As far as I understand, Mandy, who works at WHS Post Office in Bournemouth, asked Gazza to fuck her up the arse, but he refused, although he did cook her a meal and tell her some private things. Mandy then passed the details of these things on to Andy, who is a 'press man'. It has since come to light that Mandy has been shagging Andy, and Gazza is very upset by all of this, referring to her as "G-Clamp legs" several times. He now intends to visit the Post Office in Bournemouth with his Lawyers and the Police in order to serve her some legal papers.

I also got the bit about the "G GLAMP"

 

Something to do with you couldn't keep her legs shut with a G clamp

Loads of sense made there...

 

A lot of the 'weird' statements were Mark Twain and James Joyce quotes. Fuck knows why. But they weren't (all) Gazza speaking in tongues.

 

Disgusting the way these parasites are feeding on him though. Truly disgusting.

A lot of the 'weird' statements were Mark Twain and James Joyce quotes. Fuck knows why. But they weren't (all) Gazza speaking in tongues.

 

Disgusting the way these parasites are feeding on him though. Truly disgusting.

 

Examples?

He's helping write the lyrics for the next Happy Mondays album.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3115446/Gaza-Why-I-hate-Saturday-nights.html