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Gazza

Not RIP, thankfully.

 

Ace picture of him taken last week...

 

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And apart from the shit beard, he's looking well again...

 

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...which is great news.

Jeez, SJM, I thought he'd gone

Looks like he's going for the Gary Glitter look.

 

Glad to see him looking more healthy again, hope it stays that way.

Didn't he just get a good old payout from the phone hackers?

 

I hope so, and I believe him when he says it messed with his head too, how private conversations were ending up in the press.

He just needs a swarthy looking dwarf and he could remake Fantasy Island.

He's got wankers cramp.

He just needs a swarthy looking dwarf and he could remake Fantasy Island.

We could spray tan Little Whitt

He's got wankers cramp.

Talking of swarthy dwarves...

  • 5 months later...

Paul Gascoigne reveals how he snorted 14 lines of cocaine before trying to take chicken and a fishing rod to Raoul Moat

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html

 

whole thing is worth a read, but especially this bit:

 

 'You've got to realise I'm half cut anyway, sitting in the living room, I've got about six lines [of cocaine] lined up.
 
'I'm not realising much but a good line and me and Raoul Moat are sort of friends. A couple more lines and we are good buddies.
 
'A few whiskies, another few lines, I've had about eight lines and we went to school together.
 
'He was in Rothbury, that's where I used to go fishing so I know the area quite well.
 
'I'm on my 11th line so if he's in the woods he's going to be cold, I'll get my Barbour out.
 
'Another line and I have a couple of fishing rods and a chicken. He's going to need a drink. I've had 14 lines now and he's my brother.
 
 
......
 
 
'You know in the morning when you panic the first thing you do is look at your mobile.
 
'I've got 250 missed calls, I was like — what have I done? I've got a chicken by my side, fishing rods, a Barbour, I'm like f*** me I must have done something.
 
'I turn on Sky News — Paul Gascoigne was there last night.' 

Fucking brilliant :)

what a man. 

Fucking brilliant :)

 

 

what a man. 

 

 

what a cock

 

This, this and this.

Imagine being his agent and getting the phone call.

'He's done what? ...... Oh for fucks sake Paul!'

Imagine being his agent and getting the phone call.

'He's done what? ...... Oh for fucks sake Paul!'

:thumbsup:

 

like Best Remember him for is Football

I suppose he hasn't frittered away someone else's liver in the ultimate gift of life, but he's still a nob.

Thankful for his goal against the sweaties though

A brilliant footballer worth fucking millions.

A dick of a person worth fuck all.

  • 3 months later...

Turning into Eight Ace out of Viz that mon

  • 5 months later...

That ain't gazza

 

No chance

 

Where's the thread/post gone with his cock hanging out his dressing gown, that were only a few months ago

In time for his court appearance.

Good to see the CPS taking on such evil wrongdoing, ffs.

In light of the case, Paul Ince is appealing for historic abuse compo, after remembering being compared to a pint of Guinness by bigoted monster Gascoigne.

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