Any good?

 

Ta

Full of pretentious bell-ends.

 

Decent totty though.

Edited March 6, 201511 yr by DazBob

Wonderful

 

 

Go every couple of weeks

Any good?

 

Ta

for food or drink ???

 

mats christmas do there " can we have 15 shots please "   NO   "we only have 6 shot glasses were not that type of place "

Both. Family meal.

Edited March 6, 201511 yr by C86

for food or drink ???

 

mats christmas do there " can we have 15 shots please " NO "we only have 6 shot glasses were not that type of place "

Stick them in a wine glass, all goes down. Pretentious cunts.

Wonderful

 

 

Go every couple of weeks

What's your bird like?

What's your bird like?

 

 

I'll ask her

Yep. Been a few times and its decent.

Been once

 

Food was ok, service was poor, full of dick heads

Surely everybody goes to Horwich for eating out?

A change is as good as a rest

agree with service and food comments; i have been once, and its not the food that prevented me from returning in a hurry

Surely everybody goes to Horwich for eating out?

 

Not for ad hoc dining.

 

HTown is well booked up months in advance.

There was some delightful fellow from Horwich in't paper last week, got a suspended sentence for tipping the contents of a kettle over his girlfriend's head - he also thought it was acceptable to turn up to court with a plastic drawstring bag hung over his back - superchav stylee and clad in a daft checked shirt, looked more like he was off to Bowlers for a rave, he was 38 an' all, not some idiot kid...

 

And he was voted Horwich's best dressed man three times in a row (according to the report).*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* That isn't strictly true.

Edited March 10, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

Another splendid evening at Retreat

Just introduced me Mum to LW

That's not going to end well.

That's not going to end well.

 

 

As long as everyone is happy

Just introduced me Mum to LW

you are adopted

 

she is a lovely looking lady

 

you wife  i would RUIN that 

The lucky, lucky lady

you are adopted

 

she is a lovely looking lady

 

you wife i would RUIN that

 

You are a fucking legend.????

its fucking dear

 

two double vodka and coke

 

£11.70

Is that dear? That's like four vodka and cokes. I'd be OK paying that. Trick is, don't buy doubles.

Is that dear? That's like four vodka and cokes. I'd be OK paying that. Trick is, don't buy doubles.

its £2.60 in the dancers  for a double

its £2.60 in the dancers  for a double

Aye "house" vodka. JDW double up for a quid.