Cunts!

 

Last 2 mornings at the gym (thinly veiled I've got my fat lardy arse out of bed) - big fuck off white Range Rover and an Audi R8 parked next to the front door in the disabled spots. There's notices all over the show asking folk not to park there.

 

Nearly as bad as the Range Rover that actually parks diagonally on the path outside the doors!

Same at Helio, lazy pricks trying to park right next to the front doors or straight into the disabled spots, even though some spaces are actually closer. Wankers.

I don't get that. You're going to the gym to exercise but you can't be arsed walking from the car park to the door.

I don't get that. You're going to the gym to exercise but you can't be arsed walking from the car park to the door.

Maybe their guns are weighing them down?

However, the moment someone posts a photo on FB, you get the usual "you don't have to look disabled to be disabled", which means what exactly?

Same thing it always means...

 

Anyone using Facebook is a twat.

Same thing it always means...

 

Anyone using Facebook is a twat.

If Facebook ran a promo offering 2p off a litre of White Lightning you would be all over it.

However, the moment someone posts a photo on FB, you get the usual "you don't have to look disabled to be disabled", which means what exactly?

Carlos, take as an example LW & NB  

 

If you looked at a photo of those 2 you would think they were normal size, it's only when you meet them you realise they're flids

However, the moment someone posts a photo on FB, you get the usual "you don't have to look disabled to be disabled", which means what exactly?

 

 

it means exactly what it says. just because you park in the bay and don't look disabled doesn't mean you are not. My friend (who is sadly no longer with us) used to get a lot of abuse for using a disabled spot because she was stunning and had long blonde hair and just looked like she was parking her convertible their because she was above the law. sadly the hair was a wig, she had 4 different types of cancer and was on kidney dialysis. things are not always as they look.

Wankers they are.

 

In Saudi Arabia they actually cripple people who get caught parking in a disabled space if they aren't disabled.

If Facebook ran a promo offering 2p off a litre of White Lightning you would be all over it.

 

I've told you umpteen times, White Lightning has been discontinued as a brand (by Scottish and Newcastle) for quite some time...

 

I'd also like to point out that loads of these 'fruit' ciders, that fops are so fond of, are laden with fermented corn syrup and other cheap substitutes to apple-based alcohol content - they're white ciders in all but name and dump the fruit in to distract from the cheesy aftertaste (of pure sugar fermentation).

 

Who can deny Facebook is primarily for twats? You're on a losing battle arguing that point, Whites Man.

Carlos, take as an example LW & NB  

 

If you looked at a photo of those 2 you would think they were normal size, it's only when you meet them you realise they're flids

Been nice knowing you!

Put it on that FB group 'You park like a twat', they might be embarrassed (I doubt it)

it means exactly what it says. just because you park in the bay and don't look disabled doesn't mean you are not.

Surely then the cunts in this situation are those who have created this suspicion by parking in disabled spots when they aren't? Which is exactly the point of the thread.

Didn't Natasha make her name shopping disabled parking space wankers?

 

Smiley, are you Natasha?

Been nice knowing you!

there's no point me arguing with him as he'll have forgotten what he's said half the time, the senile old git!

on a similar theme, folk who park on pavements, not just partly on but the whole car, forcing youy to walk in the road, I swear I'll take a water pistol filled with brake fluid out with me one day, idle cnuts

why is it folk who go to church think normal parking rules dont apply while theyre in there of a sunday

 

one near us is on a bend, double parked

on a similar theme, folk who park on pavements, not just partly on but the whole car, forcing youy to walk in the road, I swear I'll take a water pistol filled with brake fluid out with me one day, idle cnuts

 

They're not idle, it's because their wing mirror and/or bodywork is more important than the rights of people not to be forced to walk in the road.

 

Oh aye, if a car/van etc. is parked right up against the wall of their property then there's around an 80% chance nobody will try to rob it of it's contents or nick it outright.

In fact - fuck it, I'm going to have a WW Parking Like A Prick thread.

 

First up are going to be the cunts who live between Firwood Lane and the Bees Knees on Crompton Way, opposite Tonge Cricket Club, who are full on full pavement parking wankers.

Anybody on Halliwell Rd who believes that sticking your hazards on means you're ok to park on double yellows.

In fact - fuck it, I'm going to have a WW Parking Like A Prick thread.

 

First up are going to be the cunts who live between Firwood Lane and the Bees Knees on Crompton Way, opposite Tonge Cricket Club, who are full on full pavement parking wankers.

 

 

Oooo - can I play?

 

I nominate the eejit at work who, when his usual single space isn't available, straddles the separating line of two spaces.

 

And he sits on a cushion on his car.

Folk who park on CNR just after the junction with Beaumont Road, heading away from civilisation towards Horwich, just before it becomes one lane. Really stuffs up the traffic merging.

Surely then the cunts in this situation are those who have created this suspicion by parking in disabled spots when they aren't? Which is exactly the point of the thread.

Yes that may be but people get abuse who aren't. If they can park there they will have a badge. People need to check this before they get on their high horse

and folk who use the badge of a relative who isnt even in the car

 

cnuts

 

utter cnuts