Watching ex dmb Welbeck for Arsenal last night, a random thought crossed my mind. The dmbs sang Giggs will tear you apart, they could have added He's lost control again for Welbeck...So, songs that aptly describe certain players?

Will kick off with Young girl for Adam Johnson & White lines for Robbie Fowler.

Ring of fire -Darren Fletcher

I'm Still Standing - Wayne Rooney (maybe not)

YMCA - Justin Fashanu

Live & let die..Fabrice Muamba

Let it be................ ANEWMAN

When You're Laughing - Zat Knight

Rudolph the red nose reindeer for the Danish dmb schmeichel

Mr Soft.... Chris Eagles

Yellow - Ji Sung Park

It's a family affair...Ryan Giggs

Ashes - Marc Vivien Foe

Celo Green, Fuck you... Man Utd

In The Navy - John O'Shea

Fix You - Bruce Grobelaar

Live & let die..Fabrice Muamba

I am the resurrection.

Stan Collymore- 'Stan'

 

Or

 

'Smack my bitch up'

Slipping through my fingers - Steeeevie G

Slipping through my fingers - Steeeevie G

Born Slippy

Eric Cantona...kung fu fighting!

Living in a Box - Kenny Sansome

Where did you sleep last night? - Kenny Sansom

There's no one quite like Grandma - Wayne Rooney

Too much too young - Adam Johnson

Foot loose - David Busst

Send the buggers back - Dave Whelan