August 25, 201511 yr http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927 I'm sure the comedians of WW can do better.
August 25, 201511 yr Best joke my arse 2 fish in a tank one says to the other "what are you looking at, i can't drive the fucker" I'm here all week
August 25, 201511 yr Never buy a second hand toaster off the internet. You might get your fingers burnt.
August 25, 201511 yr liked #4 "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
August 25, 201511 yr Author My Grandad got sacked from his job as a lollipop man for stealing. All the signs were there.
August 25, 201511 yr My wife bought me a watch for my birthday , she said it doesn't need a battery. I thought it's a wind up
August 25, 201511 yr That "A gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes but doesn't" one is older than Soft Mick.
August 26, 201511 yr In the House of Parliament.... Labour MP: Half of the Tories over there are crooks. Whip: Can you please reword that Mr Honourable Gentleman. Labour MP: OK, half of the Tories over there aren't crooks! Edited August 26, 201511 yr by Smiley
August 26, 201511 yr Man goes into Indian Restaurant and orders a Chicken Tarka. His mate says 'Don't you mean a Chicken Tikka?' He says 'No. It's like a Chicken Tikka but it's a little 'otter'
August 26, 201511 yr A lorry crashed into an Indian restaurant.....the driver was found lying in a korma.
August 26, 201511 yr A lorry crashed into an Indian restaurant.....the driver was found lying in a korma. This joke died a death at the Glasgow fringe...
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