September 22, 201510 yr Spiders are ace. They're more than welcome in my house, providing they don't get too up close and personal. A particularly big one has set up a web outside one of my windows and it trapped a wasp last week. I filmed it wrapping the wasp up while it was still alive. The wasp has gone now, so I presume the spider had a fucking good feast.
September 22, 201510 yr A small ramekin of conkers on your window ledge will see off those pesky arachnids... Will still keep gardens bug free. Slugs however... Copper tape around the exterior walls of the house (couple of bricks up, around the problem area) will keep the hideous streak of jizz away
September 22, 201510 yr When you're asleep......spiders come out and drink the water from your eyes. Sleep well children
September 22, 201510 yr A small ramekin of conkers on your window ledge will see off those pesky arachnids... Will still keep gardens bug free. Slugs however... Copper tape around the exterior walls of the house (couple of bricks up, around the problem area) will keep the hideous streak of jizz away I've heard this about conkers, why do Spiders hate them so? As for slugs, there's really no point in trying to prevent them getting in your house, they're already in there! At night the climb on your face and drink the water out of your eyes
September 22, 201510 yr I once woke up with a huntsman spider on the wall about 10cm from my face in Oz. I fucking shit myself.
September 22, 201510 yr I've heard this about conkers, why do Spiders hate them so? They don't. It's utter bullshit,
September 22, 201510 yr They don't. It's utter bullshit, You've obviously never played a game with one have you? Frightened to death of 'stamps'.
September 22, 201510 yr I like the wing mirror spiders, love taking them for a drive out somewhere they would not normally go to.
September 22, 201510 yr I've heard this about conkers, why do Spiders hate them so? As for slugs, there's really no point in trying to prevent them getting in your house, they're already in there! At night the climb on your face and drink the water out of your eyes was told... Birds try to get the nuts etc... so spiders know there may be birds (natural predators) around
September 23, 201510 yr I like the wing mirror spiders, love taking them for a drive out somewhere they would not normally go to.Got one flailing around on the end of its Web at 70mph on the motorway t'other day. Fucking bluebottles are possibly the thickest creatures ever. The spasticated things fly into windows so hard there's audible bongs from the glass.
September 23, 201510 yr A woman wrote her car off this week as she jumed out of it, while it was still moving, as she'd seen a spider
September 23, 201510 yr Author A woman wrote her car off this week as she jumed out of it, while it was still moving, as she'd seen a spider And then it set on fire.
September 23, 201510 yr A woman wrote her car off this week as she jumed out of it, while it was still moving, as she'd seen a spiderPlausible; agony of the moment... Sure there is a case law
September 27, 201510 yr http://news.sky.com/story/1559618/fuel-pump-blaze-as-man-uses-lighter-on-spider
September 27, 201510 yr Mrs Jules is so scared of spiders we have these plug in things that supposedly emit a frequency that fucks them off I'm yet to see proof that it works as we seem to have our fair share She won't remove 'em though
September 27, 201510 yr was told... Birds try to get the nuts etc... so spiders know there may be birds (natural predators) around So presumably; scattering berries, bread, birdseed, worms, insects, and other spiders around your house will also keep spiders away...
September 27, 201510 yr So presumably; scattering berries, bread, birdseed, worms, insects, and other spiders around your house will also keep spiders away... Just stating the reasoning I was told
September 27, 201510 yr Sometimes daft thinks work... Like milk that's purposely curdled A cut open onion placed in a corner of a room neutralises paint fumes.
September 27, 201510 yr A cut open onion placed in a corner of a room neutralises paint fumes. A red onion or a white onion?
September 27, 201510 yr A red onion or a white onion? Both. Also if you rub goose fat on your balls they don't perish in cold weather.
September 29, 201510 yr http://news.sky.com/story/1560863/mans-leg-ravaged-by-flesh-eating-spider-bite
September 29, 201510 yr http://news.sky.com/story/1560863/mans-leg-ravaged-by-flesh-eating-spider-bite Thinly veiled "I want even more time off work"
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