March 12, 201610 yr Report on ABC national news tonight down here about a London borough assembling DNA records of all local dogs so that an army of turd detectives can harvest those not cleaned up by owners. Back to the lab, identify the culprit, significant fine. The newsreaders found it fucking hilarious that the borough in question is none other than Barking. On a more serious note - good on em. If folk want pet dogs they should fucking well clean up their mess. Not only does it stuff up my leather soles but it's a danger to kids.
March 12, 201610 yr Fucks me right off this. The remembrance gardens near me have recently become a dog shit zone. Big shits too not little pellets like my little one does. These aren't stray mongrels off the street too, they're obviously being walked. Dog shit bags are cheap enough, I have a little holder for the bags on her lead, there's no excuse. If I catch one of the owners they're going get their noses rubbed in it.
March 12, 201610 yr No excuse for leaving dog shite on the path just put it in a bag and throw it on a tree or fence.
March 12, 201610 yr On the way up Babylon lane is a fucking shit fest. Really pisses me off especially as there is a primary school there and we have to dodge dog crap taking the kids to school. There is zero excuse for it, the twats should be dragged through it naked.
March 12, 201610 yr My biggest hate this. Some cunt let their dog shit on my garden the other week. Soon as i know who it is i will curl one out on their doorstep.
March 12, 201610 yr One of ours ate half a chorizo sausage and on a walk a bit later did summat that was more liquid than solid. No chance of cleaning it up but it was a dark evening so went back with a bucket of water!
March 12, 201610 yr One of ours ate half a chorizo sausage and on a walk a bit later did summat that was more liquid than solid. No chance of cleaning it up but it was a dark evening so went back with a bucket of water! If you let your dog chow down half a seasoned Spanish sausage then 'DirtySanchez' is possibly the most apt user name on here. On a mores serious note its likely to be the responsible owners getting caught short who are hit by this as the authorities will only be able to take DNA voluntarily. I always clean up after mine, he's always on the lead, those that let their dogs off the lead would have to be very careful.
March 12, 201610 yr You know who really is in charge when you are walking and one of you stops, shits on the pavement then sits there waiting for you to pick it up.
March 12, 201610 yr Talking of dog dna... Digging my garden this morning I hits something, shouldn't be any pipes... Cleared a bit more and it's fibre glass, carries on... Found some dog toys, a plastic bone etc. Possibly 70s/80s some fucker has buried a dog, in tarp and lime. So, is it safe to dig up?
March 12, 201610 yr Talking of dog dna... Digging my garden this morning I hits something, shouldn't be any pipes... Cleared a bit more and it's fibre glass, carries on... Found some dog toys, a plastic bone etc. Possibly 70s/80s some fucker has buried a dog, in tarp and lime. So, is it safe to dig up? Fred West likes this.
March 12, 201610 yr Pretty grim really. Now you see I'd be the one with a spoon and a paint brush trying to see what i could find! You could dig it up preserve in salt and display. Could make yourself a few quid in 20 years if you display with some clackers, bell bottoms and a sad looking space hopper.
March 12, 201610 yr Problem is some is under the lawn that I'm trying to improve and so under a tree I like. Tempted to put on a mask and saw through the cunt.
March 12, 201610 yr Talking of dog dna... Digging my garden this morning I hits something, shouldn't be any pipes... Cleared a bit more and it's fibre glass, carries on... Found some dog toys, a plastic bone etc. Possibly 70s/80s some fucker has buried a dog, in tarp and lime. So, is it safe to dig up? A few years back the guy living in the house next to me looked glum, armed with a spade. I asked him what was up and he said they were moving and his missus had demanded he dig up the old dog they'd buried and transport it to the new gaff...
March 12, 201610 yr Talking of dog dna... Digging my garden this morning I hits something, shouldn't be any pipes... Cleared a bit more and it's fibre glass, carries on... Found some dog toys, a plastic bone etc. Possibly 70s/80s some fucker has buried a dog, in tarp and lime. So, is it safe to dig up? Gonzo will know a website with shit like that.
March 12, 201610 yr So SG, you are the man... If a dog has been buried in lime wrapped in a tarpaulin for 25 years, what will be left and is it a biohazard or owt? Edited March 12, 201610 yr by Carlos
March 12, 201610 yr No one can remember one living here so it's at least 20 years old. I'd ask the old dear at no.12 but she's deaf as a post and can't remember what day it is.
March 12, 201610 yr Cats! Them bastards are worst than dogs for shitting. Summer isn't summer unless your lawnmower slices through a lovely cat scat in the garden. They reek.
March 12, 201610 yr What the fuck! http://www.perpetualpet.net/ i can imagine my maude stroking my forehead frozen in time for our great, great great grandchildren to look at. Beats an old photo!
March 12, 201610 yr I've never been 'doggy' but our daughter has just got a pup and it was my misfortune to be out with him and Mrs. Kerr when Wilf the dog curled one out. Mrs. Kerr gave mr the poobag and with a nod ordered me to tidy up. It's quite warm when it's fresh is't it.
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