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Fuck

It's Ramadan

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Not easy to get a taxi home

I'm sure one of the rascist biggotted out campainers on here have got the number of some sweaty gora taxi firm who'll send round a cheese smelly taxi to pick you up, about two hours after you've rung and then rerung about eight times to ask there wearabouts.

Yeah it chances are he won't rape anyone

I take issue with that, the missus gets so many f*cking taxis she should apply to be a director of Metro, it'd certainly be cheaper for her to lease a car...

 

Anyway, all those taxis and she's only been subject to one attempted abduction, so...

Isha'Allah.

I hope all the Muslims of wanderers ways have a rewarding ramadan. 

Whilst I don't understand it in the 21st century, I actually respect anyone who has the commitment to carry out the fasting, but there is not a thing in this universe would have stopped me eating that Sunday brunch bacon butty then.

Sunday brunch bacon butty then.

Brunch....fucking brunch.

Whilst I don't understand it in the 21st century, I actually respect anyone who has the commitment to carry out the fasting, but there is not a thing in this universe would have stopped me eating that Sunday brunch bacon butty then.

Just pressed a wrong button. Ramadan is an outdated belief. If a non Muslim sent their child to school for days on end not permitting them food or water for around nineteen hours a day, then social services would soon be round and fucking right too. No place in a civilised society.

Ramadamadingdong has fallen mid summer this year, meaning they're all cranky as fuck because daylight hours are at their longest.

 

They can do as they please, makes not a shit of difference to my life.

There's a lad at our place who comes training for 90 minutes in the morning and then doesn't eat or drink all day. The owner has told him to knock it on the head for a month!

Ramadamadingdong has fallen mid summer this year, meaning they're all cranky as fuck because daylight hours are at their longest.

They can do as they please, makes not a shit of difference to my life.

Apart from those being treated in hospital which uses up resources that should be put to better use. Might be you needing something one day and I reckon you'd be rightly pissed off if your treatment was delayed because they were looking after unnecessarily starved people.

Apart from those being treated in hospital which uses up resources that should be put to better use. Might be you needing something one day and I reckon you'd be rightly pissed off if your treatment was delayed because they were looking after unnecessarily starved people.

Id say I'm more likely to be queueing behind a fat, diabetic unemployable dosser who's choking on some Super Noodles, or a pisspot needing 30 stitches after a brawl.

 

Though I take your point - self-inflicted starvation would have me throwing them some crisps and chocolate from a vending machine.

9.32pm they're allowed to eat and drink.

 

Fuck that.

Apart from those being treated in hospital which uses up resources that should be put to better use. Might be you needing something one day and I reckon you'd be rightly pissed off if your treatment was delayed because they were looking after unnecessarily starved people.

Get down to A&E on black eye Friday and ask the staff their thoughts on our tradition.

Just pressed a wrong button. Ramadan is an outdated belief. If a non Muslim sent their child to school for days on end not permitting them food or water for around nineteen hours a day, then social services would soon be round and fucking right too. No place in a civilised society.

Children don't fast though. Neither do ill people, wimmin on the blob, pregnant ladies and old folk.

Children don't fast though. Neither do ill people, wimmin on the blob, pregnant ladies and old folk.

That's just not true.

Mother in law used to be a teacher at a school up Daubhill. The kids were flaking out and unable to concentrate. I'm sure not all do but none should be.

 

Gonzo- black Friday is a consensual thing undertaken by adults, not a religious act foisted upon kids.

Children don't fast though. Neither do ill people, wimmin on the blob, pregnant ladies and old folk.

They don't HAVE to - but plenty do anyway!

Backward cunts. I can skydive on rag week, the adverts on tele tell me I can, but Allah thinks we are too weak to fast.

If a non Muslim sent their child to school for days on end not permitting them food or water for around nineteen hours a day, then social services would soon be round

True

 

....but some of the fat cunts I see waddling to school in a morning could certainly do with missing a meal or two though.

Sleep deprived as well with the prayers in the middle of the night.

 

Safe to drive around, when tired, hungry and thirsty? Are they fuck.

 

Backwards cunts.

Children don't fast though. Neither do ill people, wimmin on the blob, pregnant ladies and old folk.

Many children do. Pregnant women often do too as if they are strict they have to make up the fast later in the year once they have had their child.

 

Gonzo point is spot on though, I'd guess English drinking habits place a much bigger strain on hospitals each week

 

Gonzo point is spot on though, I'd guess English drinking habits place a much bigger strain on hospitals each week

He's as bad as anybody though. He lives on fried egg sandwiches and his kids only eat McDonald's

He's as bad as anybody though. He lives on fried egg sandwiches and his kids only eat McDonald's

Erm excuse me, we've now introduced KFC Wednesday's into our family diet plan divent you know.

 

I eat the chicken and the kids eat the skin.

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