November 4, 20169 yr Was talking to two cockny old birds 50/64 The64year old is in to Watersports And has a WETroom at her home I said y not just lie in bath like normal people do that's what I do She did offer her services but at 64 and a Unit it was a No from me And I had piss on her first which is wrong
November 4, 20169 yr [quote name="little whitt" post="1652459" timestamp="1478269992" And I had piss on her first which is wrong I know I'm going to regret asking this but is there a code of conduct when it comes to pissing on someone? What if you need to go before she does?
November 4, 20169 yr Author I know I'm going to regret asking this but is there a code of conduct when it comes to pissing on someone? What if you need to go before she does? I've never pissed on a woman it feels wrong to do it on a woman Not for me sorry
November 4, 20169 yr I've never pissed on a woman it feels wrong to do it on a woman Not for me sorry Priceless
November 4, 20169 yr I've never pissed on a woman it feels wrong to do it on a woman Not for me sorry How about a man? I'm asking for a friend.
November 5, 20169 yr So many people look forward to their holiday and end up spending it with people they ended up drunk with on the first night. After a week has gone by and both parties realise they actually hate each other and they have spent precious time doing things they didnt want to do, the last day or so is better. Moral, never go all inclusive and have the balls to tell someone that you are not enjoying their company. English people are so polite, often at the expense of each parties enjoyment.
November 5, 20169 yr We got befriended in Jamaica by a Canadian couple. We fired them off after a day. Looking back I'm sure they were swingers
November 5, 20169 yr We got befriended in Jamaica by a Canadian couple. We fired them off after a day. Looking back I'm sure they were swingers You were a bit hasty then?
November 5, 20169 yr Author Her and her mat are in a villa but use our pool Just seen them its there last night Are you two young lads coming out again with us tonight O dear whats the worst that can happen
November 5, 20169 yr Her and her mat are in a villa but use our pool Just seen them its there last night Are you two young lads coming out again with us tonight O dear whats the worst that can happen This will probably be the first thread I check tomorrow morning.
November 5, 20169 yr This will probably be the first thread I check tomorrow morning. It has so many possibilities
November 5, 20169 yr We got befriended in Jamaica by a Canadian couple. We fired them off after a day. Looking back I'm sure they were swingers Swingers eh?What's all that aboot buddy.
November 5, 20169 yr Her and her mat are in a villa but use our pool Just seen them its there last night Are you two young lads coming out again with us tonight O dear whats the worst that can happen Get stuck in D, let Mat join in too.
November 6, 20169 yr Getting confused now? Is the mat something she lies on whilst having a golden shower?
November 6, 20169 yr Author Rememb when you drive past a field and see a cow pissing It was like that almost dround me a real bath filler It's put me off a bit If I do it again on home soil I'll get her a SHE WEE for a bit of control And what she got with me pissing on her I've not a bastard clue she was waveing it about like a firemans hose
November 6, 20169 yr Rememb when you drive past a field and see a cow pissing It was like that almost dround me a real bath filler It's put me off a bit If I do it again on home soil I'll get her a SHE WEE for a bit of control And what she got with me pissing on her I've not a bastard clue she was waveing it about like a firemans hose I've just spat coffee over the quilt. Googled that to find they sell "the original, extreme and SOS versions.
November 6, 20169 yr What's all that aboot buddy. Every time I see anything remotely to do with Canada I think of T&P.
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