Had the classic "I can't believe you don't like that, it's so tasty" conversation today

 

What do you really hate or cannot eat?

 

For me it's only two things/groups

 

Offal - liver/kidney/heart

 

Shellfish - cockles/mussels/whelks

 

Happy with pretty much anything else although there are things that I would eat but wouldn't necessarily choose e.g. goose

Bacon? Fucking bacon?? How can anyone dislike bacon?

Not one but two religions are built around disliking bacon, aren't they? Mental.

Bacon? Fucking bacon?? How can anyone dislike bacon?

Bang on.

Bacon? Fucking bacon?? How can anyone dislike bacon?

 

I know. I get stick for this on a regular basis. To me, it's like eating hot ham coated in salt.

 

Leaves more for you filthy bacon-lovers though, so maybe you should be grateful.

Edited October 5, 20178 yr by Cheese

I know. I get stick for this on a regular basis. To me, it's like eating hot ham coated in salt.

When you put it like that, it makes it even more mental that you don't like it! ????

When you put it like that, it makes it even more mental that you don't like it!

 

Mmmmmm. Hot ham coated in salt...

 

You mentallist!

Ham's salty anyhow. Gammon is also fuckin ace. With pineapple AND eggs.

Ham's salty anyhow. Gammon is also fuckin ace. With pineapple AND eggs.

 

Traf loves a pineapple ring on his gammon

Bacon. Food of the gods. I lived with a Jewess back in the day who liked nothing better than a bacon sarnie and I worked with a Muslim who's secret pleasures were bacon and egg McMuffins and pints of Guinness. Nobody dislikes bacon

Bacon. Food of the gods. I lived with a Jewess back in the day who liked nothing better than a bacon sarnie and I worked with a Muslim who's secret pleasures were bacon and egg McMuffins and pints of Guinness. Nobody dislikes bacon

 

That is a demonstrably false statement.

Demonstrable by whom? You, the Jewish wife or the Muslim pal?

Demonstrable by whom? You, the Jewish wife or the Muslim pal?

 

Me.

 

Nobody dislikes bacon

 

I dislike bacon.

. Nobody dislikes bacon

 

I dislike bacon.

 

Ergo you are nobody.

Like a chess move that MD.

Traf loves a pineapple ring on his gammon

Especially when served on a lump of rotting driftwood

Ham's salty anyhow. Gammon is also fuckin ace. With pineapple AND eggs.

 

weirdo

 

fruit shouldn't be anywhere near a hot meal

 

get two runny bastard eggs on it

weirdo

 

fruit shouldn't be anywhere near a hot meal

 

get two runny bastard eggs on it

 

 

Have to agree. Don't get the pineapple on pizza thing either.

anyway, check this lads media on his twitter account

 

some of the teas he has are fucking bonkers, not a troll either

 

keep scrolling, don't stop

 

https://twitter.com/omracer?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

weirdo

 

fruit shouldn't be anywhere near a hot meal

 

get two runny bastard eggs on it

So not this then? https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/normandy-pork-apples-cider

 

Love this - especially in autumn, had it twice over the last couple of weeks - although used a quicker Nigel Slater recipe, so it's not really Normandy Pork, but the apples, cider, mustard and honey is a winner. 

weirdo

 

fruit shouldn't be anywhere near a hot meal

 

get two runny bastard eggs on it

You sound like my missus. Do you not like sweet and sour stuff either?

 

Have to agree about two eggs though; just with pineapple too.

 

Plus there's a health benefit- enzymes in pineapple help break down protein making it easier to digest.

Sweet bread.

 

Not bull's bollocks, nor brioche or fruit loaves or anything meant to be sweet, no, I mean bread, usually sliced, that tastes sweet - probably due to some cost-cutting measure like mixing in reject cake slab...

 

I hope we're not going the way of the yanks and sweetening every fucking thing.

 

Got some wraps from Aldi t'other day - fucking rank, really sweet. Binned 'em, sommat I usually never do.

Edited October 6, 20178 yr by Youri McAnespie

Plus there's a health benefit- enzymes in pineapple help break down protein making it easier to digest.

 

... and it makes your baby batter taste better. Apparently.

I had some Swiss Chard last night, I loved it, but I bet 90% of you lot would hate it.

I had some Swiss Chard last night, I loved it, but I bet 90% of you lot would hate it.

Still got some growing in my vegi bed. Steamed lightly with a knob of butter. Good stuff.

 

Think I once heard mint can make baby batter better, but not sure.

Still got some growing in my vegi bed. Steamed lightly with a knob of butter. Good stuff.

Think I once heard mint can make baby batter better, but not sure.

It's a problem guessing the exact size for a "knob" of butter. Dunno about you lot but I find 10in of butter makes the dish a bit too rich.

It's a problem guessing the exact size for a "knob" of butter. Dunno about you lot but I find 10in of butter makes the dish a bit too rich.

Sadly I can't match that- but at least stuff doesn't taste to salty