Available for this football feast.

with talk of a takeover in the air and a whiff of spring, is this the game when the tide turns?

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8 minutes ago, PrestonCha said:

You've got me there mate.

Adding "if" then having to edit it is going to send me on a downward spiral. Chaos theory is going to kick my ass.

A bit like your evidence of Bolton fans being twatted by Blackpool 

Like i said don't take up law 

I could be wrong but the only people who were at Preston station were those that had darted straight there (on the buses?), I used to live on St George's Rd so know my way there as well as anyone, it was over by the time we arrived.

39 minutes ago, PrestonCha said:

Nowhere near as good as my post, about you being a Ted Bundy type character.

Decent enough effort though. 

Oh hey, don't get me wrong Poindexter, your post comparing me to Ted Bundy was like reading one of Shakespeare's finest solilioquys. Indeed, I just became the Polonius to your Hamlet in one single piece of literary genius.

However, you have referenced Ted Bundy, I notice. Now I may be jumping the gun slightly here, but could that be that the Bundy programme on Netflix was the last thing you watched, and you're being satirical. Or could it be that it's the last thing you watched and your memory is so full of images of boys on platforms and your Mother in her Lamp Lovers pose, that it's the best you could do?

Let me know.

Before you do, can you just shout down to your Mum and ask her if she like her hot dogs buttered please?

1 hour ago, DirtySanchez said:

I hope you never get a job as a solicitor If that's the best you can come up with 

He should do ok, I believe his mother has done a bit of soliciting in her time...

Has he not gone yet this annoying Ribbleturd? Fcuk me, some of their fans have morphed into wigganers.

Walk in the park this. Bolton 0 Preston 3

20 minutes ago, Spider said:

Oh hey, don't get me wrong Poindexter, your post comparing me to Ted Bundy was like reading one of Shakespeare's finest solilioquys. Indeed, I just became the Polonius to your Hamlet in one single piece of literary genius.

However, you have referenced Ted Bundy, I notice. Now I may be jumping the gun slightly here, but could that be that the Bundy programme on Netflix was the last thing you watched, and you're being satirical. Or could it be that it's the last thing you watched and your memory is so full of images of boys on platforms and your Mother in her Lamp Lovers pose, that it's the best you could do?

Let me know.

Before you do, can you just shout down to your Mum and ask her if she like her hot dogs buttered please?

Good post. Although, slightly let down by the mocking, yet again, of my mum. 

A recent viewing of the Ted Bundy documentary on Netflix was indeed part of my inspiration when profiling you.

I'm going to profile Carlos next, so stay tuned

Gary O’Neil has won fifty quid on Lifeline.

Bonus.

3 minutes ago, enzo gambaro said:

Gary O’Neil has won fifty quid on Lifeline.

Bonus.

Sssh or Ken will hold his wages back for a bit.

10 minutes ago, Blondi said:

Walk in the park this. Bolton 0 Preston 3

Everything would point to a PNE win, but this is football, it's fucked up. If a team is on an abysmal run...you can bet your bottom dollar that North End will end that run. 

I'm adding Bolton to my acca. 

22 minutes ago, PrestonCha said:

Good post. Although, slightly let down by the mocking, yet again, of my mum. 

A recent viewing of the Ted Bundy documentary on Netflix was indeed part of my inspiration when profiling you.

I'm going to profile Carlos next, so stay tuned

Can someone please introduce this godawful lumpenprole to Diddles so they can go and play in the WW sandpit together?

 

 

43 minutes ago, PrestonCha said:

Everything would point to a PNE win, but this is football, it's fucked up. If a team is on an abysmal run...you can bet your bottom dollar that North End will end that run. 

I'm adding Bolton to my acca. 

Every footy fan up and down the country say the same.

Anyway HBAYMT?

30 minutes ago, Matt said:

Anyway HBAYMT?

Sense at last!

1 hour ago, PrestonCha said:

Good post. Although, slightly let down by the mocking, yet again, of my mum. 

A recent viewing of the Ted Bundy documentary on Netflix was indeed part of my inspiration when profiling you.

I'm going to profile Carlos next, so stay tuned

You know when someone is trying to be edgy a little bit too hard...

18 minutes ago, Carlos said:

You know when someone is trying to be edgy a little bit too hard...

I'm picturing a fedora wearing, neckbeard, edgelord with a samurai sword hanging above his fireplace

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

I'm picturing a fedora wearing, neckbeard, edgelord with a samurai sword hanging above his fireplace

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9 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I'm picturing a fedora wearing, neckbeard, edgelord with a samurai sword hanging above his fireplace

How is Crawley these days?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

How is Crawley these days?

- still studying the blade

Has Spartacus nips called bedtime?

13 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

Has Spartacus nips called bedtime?

He's got a big day tomorrow

His Mum has to soak his gumshield overnight and make sure his winkie is washed.

Entertaining thread.

Expect it will be more entertaining than tomorrow’s match

You know times are tough when you get PNE fans on here givin' it the big 'un.

Where's Fred Dicky when you need him? 

51 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

You know times are tough when you get PNE fans on here givin' it the big 'un.

Where's Fred Dicky when you need him? 

Still a season ticket holder & long retired but would never have wasted time on nobodies like Preston anyway.

26 minutes ago, bolton va va said:

Still a season ticket holder & long retired but would never have wasted time on nobodies like Preston anyway.

He did back in the day,trust me i witnessed it