Just now, Cheese said:

You love the Queen. You're 1 rung lower than a flag shagger. You voted for Brexit. You're dumb, but you think you're clever. I get it. I understand.

Fine

Your joyless trudge to the crematorium will be an ulcer-inducing lifetime of bitter outbursts on the internet. Hating yourself for having to hold hands with capitalism whilst simultaneously bellowing to a disinterested world about its evils.

The hypocrisy and contradictions that form your daily dilemmas must give you blood pressure so high your arterial walls will be bulging like a fat lads undies.

But you get a free pass for Welly Baby. Which you also hate because it dared to bring joy.

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

Fine

Your joyless trudge to the crematorium will be an ulcer-inducing lifetime of bitter outbursts on the internet. Hating yourself for having to hold hands with capitalism whilst simultaneously bellowing to a disinterested world about its evils.

The hypocrisy and contradictions that form your daily dilemmas must give you blood pressure so high your arterial walls will be bulging like a fat lads undies.

But you get a free pass for Welly Baby. Which you also hate because it dared to bring joy.

Please write something and try to get it published! 👍😁

31 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

I'd consider myself to be pretty close to a republican but Spider's nailed it here.  Whatever the rights and wrongs of a monarchy she's done a belting job.

Aye that is pretty much where I am at as well. She is also doing this at nearly 100 years old, fair play to her👍

4 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

I don't think they do small talk. This lot speak to each other through their separate offices.

Its an institution, not a family.

I didn't think they sat down to watch Corrie after a chippy tea 😁. I would guess though that HRH would be kept informed of her offsprings shenagins by MI5. 

1 minute ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I didn't think they sat down to watch Corrie after a chippy tea 😁. I would guess though that HRH would be kept informed of her offsprings shenagins by MI5. 

I don't think the secret service was invited.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

I don't think the secret service was invited.

The MET weren't invited to Boris's works party but they knew about it.... Fair dos though they obviously didn't tell him about it. 

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

The MET weren't invited to Boris's works party but they knew about it.... Fair dos though they obviously didn't tell him about it. 

I was just being facetious, as I'm tired and bored.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

I was just being facetious, as I'm tired and bored.

Go to bed then... Happy to help. 😊

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Go to bed then... Happy to help. 😊

OK grandpops.

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

You know how joey has a hand twin. I think i just found a tit twin. Weird that. Like proper weird. 

Could we have proof please..... For research purposes obvs 😁

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

OK grandpops.

You know something I don't? 

1 hour ago, Max Cherry said:

thanks Spider. Saved me replying to the predictable annoying argumentative patronising cheesy bell end.

Obviously Cheese knows best.

Fuck off why do I even bother engaging with him?Must be bored.  Get over Brexit as well you utter cunt it's because of patronising dicks like you and Lineker/Geldof/NIC etc that many folk voted for such a daft idea in the first place. Think on that Gorgonzola Breath. 

 

 

 

Woah. Hold on there my little cherry pie, you'll know when I'm patronising you.

I'll use a big font and simple words for starters.

That aside, and before you go picking arguments with folks for no reason, if you look back I've described many, many times how clear it was why people voted for brexit, and that whilst I don't agree, why it was understandable.

So wipe your chin, and trot on.

3 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

You know something I don't? 

Usually.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Usually.

Only usually? Your self esteem must have taken a blow somewhere today, go get some rest pal & you'll be back to your old self in no time. 

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Only usually? Your self esteem must have taken a blow somewhere today, go get some rest pal & you'll be back to your old self in no time. 

Oh, that's a shame, I expected a bit better than that.

 

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Oh, that's a shame, I expected a bit better than that.

 

No, you didn't. You just needed someone to make you feel superior to.... I'm doing my best to raise your mood 😊

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

No, you didn't. You just needed someone to make you feel superior to.... I'm doing my best to raise your mood 😊

Nah, it's no fun this now.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Nah, it's no fun this now.

Truest thing you've ever said. 

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Truest thing you've ever said. 

It's written.

8 hours ago, Duck Egg said:

I've often wondered how much 'action' Andrew saw in the Falklands.  The narrative at the time, and in his Emily Maitlis car crash interview, was he was flying helicopters under fire.  Got to say I'm skeptical.

Said he was shooting sea men all over the island during the falklands war 

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

It's written.

Night night xxxx

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Night night xxxx

Big sloppy kisses back to you my daring RONNIE XXX

5 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Are you in your silk dressing gown & cravat when you post on here? 

No, just sat with my cock out and a Berghaus t-shirt.