Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

So is Bolty ill? Do we know why he's on a post a day limit yet? 

I think he said he was leaving in 2021,maybe he's gone.

Its a shame if he has

Just now, Escobarp said:

Who said he was restricted? I would imagine it’s out of choice tbh 

Ah blood pressure. 

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Ah blood pressure. 

If you say so and likewise if you think that would be humorous If it was true. 
 

 

10 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I think he said he was leaving in 2021,maybe he's gone.

Its a shame if he has

Aye.

Leaving somewhere just because you’ve lost a couple of arguments would be poor form.

Miami could have chosen to leave for the same reason but has a proper backbone.

 

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

If you say so and likewise if you think that would be humorous If it was true. 
 

 

Levity, my good man, levity.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Aye.

Leaving somewhere just because you’ve lost a couple of arguments would be poor form.

Miami could have chosen to leave for the same reason but has a proper backbone.

 

Put your rod away Jealous Guy x

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Aye.

Leaving somewhere just because you’ve lost a couple of arguments would be poor form.

Miami could have chosen to leave for the same reason but has a proper backbone.

 

Mounts is a human miracle of obstance.

Just now, miamiwhite said:

Put your rod away Jealous Guy x

😁😁😁

Do you know what’s up with our antipodean Revlon rider?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

😁😁😁

Do you know what’s up with our antipodean Revlon rider?

Nothing is up, we speak all the time away from here.

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Nothing is up, we speak all the time away from here.

Do you send pics?

Yep I concur he’s in fine fettle 

2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Nothing is up, we speak all the time away from here.

So he’s just being a massive sulky gwumpus?

We can set up another part of the forum called “Took My Ball Home” where we all pwomise to be a bit more right wing if he wants?

Hows he been so successful if he just gives up every time he loses a debate?

I hope he’s ok. But he needs to put his wobbly lip straight.

WHERE ARE YOU? 

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Do you send pics?

He's got yours for a dart board  🎯 

24 minutes ago, Spider said:

Miami could have chosen to leave for the same reason but has a proper backbone.

 

Amazing Miami stays, especially when you best him on a daily basis 😏, he's clearly made of strong stuff to keep taking your relentless beating of him,and keep coming back for more 😁

5 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Amazing Miami stays, especially when you best him on a daily basis 😏, he's clearly made of strong stuff to keep taking your relentless beating of him,and keep coming back for more 😁

He accepts the defeats with dignity and grace.

He understands the game.

Some you win. Most you don’t.

Bolty must have always been picked last at school.

8 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Amazing Miami stays, especially when you best him on a daily basis 😏, he's clearly made of strong stuff to keep taking your relentless beating of him,and keep coming back for more 😁

Crikey, you've got a bigger rod than his mate Emu 😄 

27 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

He's got yours for a dart board  🎯 

I knew it was really love, the big aussie bear.

30 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Yep I concur he’s in fine fettle 

Love to see that WhatsApp group

Yeah mate agree

No mate that's it spot on

Course mate, you know how it is

Totally mate......

Then massive spermy pile on.

5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Love to see that WhatsApp group

Yeah mate agree

No mate that's it spot on

Course mate, you know how it is

Totally mate......

Then massive spermy pile on.

Little £10 side bets on who will be first to reply to their posts on here

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Little £10 side bets on who will be first to reply to their posts on here

Totally got them with that one, mate

Totally did, mate

Mate! So funny.

So easy these snowflakes, mate

 

23 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Love to see that WhatsApp group

Yeah mate agree

No mate that's it spot on

Course mate, you know how it is

Totally mate......

Then massive spermy pile on.

WhatsApp group? Again if you say so 👍🏼

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

WhatsApp group? Again if you say so 👍🏼

You mean there isn't one?!? Well that's scuppered the joke. 

Centipede!

I like your Vespa

Cheers mate. I like your taste in clothes in a totally non-homoerotic way

I dance to darkie music so I totally love immigrants

@Not in Crawley <aside> watch them go now. I’ve chucked a racism AND a gay grenade in with my post. That’ll proper get their winkies a-twitchin’