Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

RIP Sir Tom.

Vaccinations + 350,000

Deaths; still high

Cases; 16,000; lowest for 2 months (?)

Hospitalisations; nicely down

 

That is really good.

8 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Vaccinations + 350,000

Deaths; still high

Cases; 16,000; lowest for 2 months (?)

Hospitalisations; nicely down

All looks to be pretty good news, it looks like the lockdown is working, and we should also be starting to see the effects of the vaccination roll out now as well. We're slowly getting there, just another three or four months and we can start getting back to some sort of normality

RIP Sir Tom Moore. 

BBC News - Covid-19: Captain Sir Tom Moore dies with coronavirus
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55881753

 

RIP Captain Tom.  

What a final year.

 

Hope my last year on this planet includes a Battle of Britain flypast, a knighthood and raising £33m for charity.  Oh and a Premiership title please.

 

Not done bad at all getting to 100, but he should have been at home surrounded by family who loved him in his own bed. Covid is fucking shite. 

Edited February 2, 20215 yr by bolton_blondie

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Not done bad at all getting to 100, but he should have been at home surrounded by family who loved him in his own bed. Covid is fucking shite. 

Just seen that he'd been fighting skin and prostate cancer for 5 years too, but had refused invasive surgery. 

Bloke really was hard as nails. (Or should that be concrete).

I doubt taking him to the Caribbean was the wisest thing to do 🤷🏻‍♀️
 

Unless it was in the bucket list 

4 minutes ago, Horwich said:

I doubt taking him to the Caribbean was the wisest thing to do 🤷🏻‍♀️
 

Unless it was in the bucket list 

To be fair you can do what the fuck you want at 100.

Best of British that fella.

In cricket terms, a great century completed with a 6 over the stadium roof.

 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

To be fair you can do what the fuck you want at 100.

Is that what you tell them as they’re changing the will and digging out the bath sponge? 🙃

Rest in peace Sir Tom🙏

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

Is that what you tell them as they’re changing the will and digging out the bath sponge? 🙃

Of course. How old are you again? 

 

28 minutes ago, Ani said:

 

wonder why they drop Monday and Tuesday 

14 minutes ago, little whitt said:

wonder why they drop Monday and Tuesday 

Sunday is vaccination in Germany day.

40 minutes ago, little whitt said:

wonder why they drop Monday and Tuesday 

People prefer to GET DEAD mid week I reckon

how many deaths today

3 hours ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

 

Conveniently increases antibodies the longer between first dose and second... 

 

This study was sponsored by the Conservative party 

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Of course. How old are you again? 

What’s the minimum age?

 

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

What’s the minimum age?

 

Depends on if you have a weak heart or not. 

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Depends on if you have a weak heart or not. 

Nordic heart, a high red blood cell count and gills

Coughing like Ive just ripped an asbestos bong here.