Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I've been using computers in some form since I was eight - so what takes some, mentioning no names, hours of screen-mashing with clumsy paws, takes me seconds.

If I read something, anything, I want to know who wrote it and why - it's just the simplest step in thinking critically.

I'm not a flaxen-haired fellow either.

Mouse brown, mighty mouse brown to be exact.

Noticed a few flecks of grey in my stubble t'other day though.

And I'd be joining the weekly number nowt club if it wasn't for Regaine 😀 it genuinely works - honest...

Best tell Spider re regaine then 😄 

He's the jock equivalent of Bobby Charlton

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Best tell Spider re regaine then 😄 

He's the jock equivalent of Bobby Charlton

I have a magnificent mane developing during lockdown. Granted, I look like a Nordic god doing an impression of Einstein some mornings.

 

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

I have a magnificent mane developing during lockdown. Granted, I look like a Nordic dog🐕 doing an impression of Einstein some mornings.

 

 

So a significant return to normality once the over 50s have been done according to a leading SAGE scientist great news

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

So a significant return to normality once the over 50s have been done according to a leading SAGE scientist great news

Indeed......they reckon my mid-April don't they? If so, that's really good and a month sooner than I was expecting

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Indeed......they reckon my mid-April don't they? If so, that's really good and a month sooner than I was expecting

Yes if things continue at the same rate

Glad I kept hold of those England tickets could be on at this rate 

best get in touch, lads, holidays are sure to sell out quickly 😉

20 minutes ago, Traf said:

best get in touch, lads, holidays are sure to sell out quickly 😉

You predicting a big hike in prices? 

20934/915

Coming down but still way too high

I get my jab tomorrow, 

2 hours ago, little whitt said:

got a lot of time for BOLTY and MOUNTS 

both top lads 

 

Absolutely spot on LW, I've known them both for years and been to games with them, 2 great lads

 

1 hour ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

So a significant return to normality once the over 50s have been done according to a leading SAGE scientist great news

meh. show enthuasiasm for it ending now and it gives them more data points. 

"three masks work better" ,

"concave the curve, flat is not good enough"

"bubble up max by not seeing anyone for 14 days, consider setting up some sort of hamster feeding device on your letterbox or front window to avoid looking at another person"

"dont go on holiday til 2028 to save the environment"

"if you have to speak to someone , only use this chinese software to do it"

"dont buy any silver"

etc. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

I'm flying through that channel tunnel, double bubble France for 4 to 5 weeks, gonna comeback with a tan better than George Hamilton 😎

as good as The GONZO and MIAMI 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Wow, they've raised the bar

Looking like a tan-off 🌞

 Being of Native American lineage, I obviously have a redhead start over you pair of fake tan Queens 👸 x

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

No fake tan on my watch, start off with a nifty factor 15 for a couple of days, factor 5 oil thereafter, 2 weeks later I'm changing my name to SanJay, straight from the George Michael and George Hamiton tan-books 🌞😎

More like George Formby 😉 

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I can play a ukulele, mind you it ain't hard, but that lad Formby was a genius, shit tan though.

He always reminds me of Leigh White 😄 

when will I get the vaccine calculator (this is not a 2021 remix of a famous song by Bros) 

https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/vaccine-queue-uk#atrisk

Edited February 4, 20215 yr by peelyfeet

18 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

when will I get the vaccine calculator (this is not a 2021 remix of a famous song by Bros) 

https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/vaccine-queue-uk#atrisk

How old are you?

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

How old are you?

not far off 50

3 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

not far off 50

Looks like April for you

assuming run rate unchanged.

We need to speed up

11 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Looks like April for you

assuming run rate unchanged.

We need to speed up

I'll be reet - I might have had it in January anyway - the bloke I stood next to 5 days at week at son's bwfc training/matches was in Wuhan in late December for a week - in the university every day - Umist have a partnershp with them, he's on the board, they have to have board meetings once a year in China for some reason -   he came back with what he called a bad Chinese "cold" and I ended up catching it off him and was in bed for 2 days, 2nd week of Jan, wouldn't surprise me one bit If I've already had it - but maybe not - never find out I suppose.     

Me mum (nearly 70, extremely vulnerable/shielding) just got a phone call to go to Waters Meeting tomorrow morning for her vaccine

@Steejayyou had yours yet

Ahhh bliss, just had a hair cut (I say cut, it was.more of a hair thin) for the first time since May. Lockdown gives joy to the small things.

6 hours ago, Rudy said:

I’d like to be filed under weirdo darkie pisscan 

You've read your police report then? 😂