Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Well he was browsing the site at 2am so it seems a personal choice not to post.

Like I say, it's a shame.

I don't even think it's a Brexit thing. The Trump seems to have caused the most hurt.

He may view certain things as a defeat and be licking wounds, but it's a football forum full of fatties, thickies, narccisists, weirdoes, dandies, tramps, diabetics, pisscans, and angry cranks.

Such a broad church needs all it's congregation to attend or it becomes a cult.

 

 

I'd take narcissistic dandy any day of the week.

Might change my LinkedIn profile.

Surely he's not upset because of an American president? He's been lording it up for 4 years, it's only natural it swings the other way when the tide has turned. That it ended as everyone predicted it would might have been a sting in the tail.

But come on, I'm a limpwristed, patronising southern cunt who shags cats and minces down the Southbank in winklepickers selling ice cream on here. I'd say that's a much more entertaining life than the one I actually lead. 

The flip flop wearing, beach towel waving, trifle eating best friend of the mafia who shagged Sophia Lauren whilst spinning round on his hairdryer in over the top socks needs to get a grip. Oh and stop blocking people who upset him.

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

A statue of @tomskinow your talking, there should be one of them. I know Biggleswade Town Council are considering putting one up, and there is talk of a blue plaque on the Biggleswade Swan marking the time when @DazBob and Tomski visited and danced the night away in a Pikeys Karaoke party 

 

Happy days

2 hours ago, wiggy said:

Vaccinations going really well. At some point we’re going to have to switch  our attention to giving everyone their second jab. I’m not sure they would risk giving 40m people their first jab and hope that we then have 40m jabs available for second jabs within the 12 week window. At some point the number of people getting their first jab is going to drop at bit as more jabs are used for second doses. 

Agreed - as long as they get the over 65s done first !!!!!

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

I'd take narcissistic dandy any day of the week.

Might change my LinkedIn profile.

Surely he's not upset because of an American president? He's been lording it up for 4 years, it's only natural it swings the other way when the tide has turned. That it ended as everyone predicted it would might have been a sting in the tail.

But come on, I'm a limpwristed, patronising southern cunt who shags cats and minces down the Southbank in winklepickers selling ice cream on here. I'd say that's a much more entertaining life than the one I actually lead. 

The flip flop wearing, beach towel waving, trifle eating best friend of the mafia who shagged Sophia Lauren whilst spinning round on his hairdryer in over the top socks needs to get a grip. Oh and stop blocking people who upset him.

🤣🤣

he said they'll be dates when this road map gets announced on the 22nd

schools back

shops open

outdoor sports

to stay close

pubs, cinemas, places to eat etc?

All be done by june this deffo.

These new vaccines will seal the deal.

Get the brochures out.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Well he was browsing the site at 2am so it seems a personal choice not to post.

Like I say, it's a shame.

I don't even think it's a Brexit thing. The Trump seems to have caused the most hurt.

He may view certain things as a defeat and be licking wounds, but it's a football forum full of fatties, thickies, narccisists, weirdoes, dandies, tramps, diabetics, pisscans, and angry cranks.

Such a broad church needs all it's congregation to attend or it becomes a cult.

 

 

Christ almighty.....stalking Bolty at 2am.

You need to get a life or a proper job 😉 

How are our daily death scores going now?

7 minutes ago, L/H White said:

he said they'll be dates when this road map gets announced on the 22nd

schools back

shops open

outdoor sports

to stay close

pubs, cinemas, places to eat etc?

I reckon that sounds about right mate.

Pubs/Restaurants/Cinemas open by May I reckon.

We'll hopefully get a summer at least

13 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Christ almighty.....stalking Bolty at 2am.

You need to get a life or a proper job 😉 

Well not quite

If you just click on his profile, it tells you the last time he was on here.

Took about 10 seconds.

Proper jobs are for people who haven't figured life out yet...

33 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

How are our daily death scores going now?

coming down gradually

24 minutes ago, Spider said:

Well not quite

If you just click on his profile, it tells you the last time he was on here.

Took about 10 seconds.

Proper jobs are for people who haven't figured life out yet...

I don't stalk folk like you.........sad ginger, Youri the Second x

Apparently, we’ve found a new French variant.

It immediately surrendered to the vaccine.

3 hours ago, wiggy said:

Vaccinations going really well. At some point we’re going to have to switch  our attention to giving everyone their second jab. I’m not sure they would risk giving 40m people their first jab and hope that we then have 40m jabs available for second jabs within the 12 week window. At some point the number of people getting their first jab is going to drop at bit as more jabs are used for second doses. 

You do wonder if this test to use different vaccine for second dose is a safety net for this  

47 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I reckon that sounds about right mate.

Pubs/Restaurants/Cinemas open by May I reckon.

We'll hopefully get a summer at least

Get Wembley open in May for our play off promotion

1 hour ago, L/H White said:

he said they'll be dates when this road map gets announced on the 22nd

schools back

shops open

outdoor sports

to stay close

pubs, cinemas, places to eat etc?

When do the knocking shops open... Asking for a friend 😁

3 hours ago, Spider said:

Well he was browsing the site at 2am so it seems a personal choice not to post.

Like I say, it's a shame.

I don't even think it's a Brexit thing. The Trump seems to have caused the most hurt.

He may view certain things as a defeat and be licking wounds, but it's a football forum full of fatties, thickies, narccisists, weirdoes, dandies, tramps, diabetics, pisscans, and angry cranks.

Such a broad church needs all it's congregation to attend or it becomes a cult.

 

 

I’d like to be filed under weirdo darkie pisscan 

29 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Apparently, we’ve found a new French variant.

It immediately surrendered to the vaccine.

The Italian one as well, it hasn’t decided what side it’s on 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

I’d like to be filed under weirdo darkie pisscan 

You’re not a weirdo pal 

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

You’re not a weirdo pal 

Dunno, he wants to travel 300 miles to buy my cat a pint.

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

You’re not a weirdo pal 

You’ve not seen my porn search history 

1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

When do the knocking shops open... Asking for a friend 😁

They never closed.....so I heard 🤫

17 hours ago, Sweep said:

I think he said he was leaving in 2021,maybe he's gone.

Its a shame if he has

got a lot of time for BOLTY and MOUNTS 

both top lads 

both sent a few letters to me in GERMANY 

Death numbers are going to drop off a cliff in March and April

News from Israel is that they can now see massive reductions in hospitalisation numbers of those who have had the vaccine - I''m talking giant drops - 16 seriously ill out of the 770k after the second dose    

Cases in the UK are almost a third today of what they were a month ago, and the vaccine is just starting to affect the numbers.

How soon we open up depends on what the govmt want to do - if they open up too early, cases in the non vaccinated will shoot up and lead to hospitalisations and deaths, but much less so than normal becasue the majority of vulenarble will be protected - and if they open up too late they risk destroying more of the economy and everythig that goes with that.

If it was me I'd err on the side of caution - when the numbers drop they'll drop like a stone, so in my mind the benefit of a couple of extra weeks lockdown would be better all round.   

 

Be almost back to normal mid spring I bet
 

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In the UK, Margaret Keenan received a first dose of vaccine bright and early on December 8, but it needs a couple of weeks to provide much protection. She and her fellow first-day vaccinees were much safer by Christmas. Infection takes on average five days to develop into symptoms, so there would have been little sign of any benefit before New Year’s Eve. It usually takes another 10 days before there is much risk of admission to an intensive care unit, and still more before there is a risk of death. Only now are those first few vaccines, weeks ago, beginning to reduce the death toll. It is like turning around the proverbial oil tanker.

 

2 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

I don't stalk folk like you.........sad ginger, Youri the Second x

I've been using computers in some form since I was eight - so what takes some, mentioning no names, hours of screen-mashing with clumsy paws, takes me seconds.

If I read something, anything, I want to know who wrote it and why - it's just the simplest step in thinking critically.

I'm not a flaxen-haired fellow either.

Mouse brown, mighty mouse brown to be exact.

Noticed a few flecks of grey in my stubble t'other day though.

And I'd be joining the weekly number nowt club if it wasn't for Regaine 😀 it genuinely works - honest...