Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Would the Olympics and Euros be in jeopardy if the WHO declare it a pandemic?

The biennial World Indoor Athletics Championships due on 13-15 March have been deferred for 12 months. It is to be held in Nanjing.

I would love it, love it if the premier league was cancelled and all results chalked off for the year.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I would love it, love it if the premier league was cancelled and all results chalked off for the year.

And league one more so 

Just now, Escobarp said:

And league one more so 

We’d still go down

4 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

We’d still go down

Tbf I’m not sure most would want to watch another season under onions either 

28 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Tbf I’m not sure most would want to watch another season under onions either 

Think I’d rather have the corona virus 

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/18260030.serious-incident-closes-egerton-dunscar-health-centre/

 

 

I think we'll be lucky if the outbreak isn't hitting several parts of the UK in the next few months. 2 schools in Cheshire have just been closed, with some students returning from a skiing trip in North Italy with flu like symptoms. 3 new cases in Austria and Croatia today could lead you to suspect that the virus has passed through the northern border of Italy already, hopefully not.

The potential outbreak in Tenerife could also be problematic to the UK if not contained correctly too. 

It's still not clear if globally we are going to be able to contain the virus in small areas or not. There is still a possibility that it could be contained, or it could be a pandemic, so realistically we should prepare for potential pandemic.

The data we have that is considered the most reliable at the moment is from South Korea.

Their cases have risen from less than 10 to almost 1,000 in a week, 1.7% critically ill or already deceased (1.1%) . As before, it's likely that there are many more undiagnosed mild cases that will reduce the real overall mortality rate, but on the other hand there will be more of the currently confirmed cases who unfortunately die. The good news (if there is any), is that there are virtually no cases of children developing serious illness, and no deaths at all, worldwide, in kids under 10. Mortality is overwhelmingly most likely in those over 80, and/or those with underlying health issues like heart disease, cancer etc. The new cases and death rates in china are dropping so to put it into perspective, a country with a population of 1.4 billion has had 2.6k deaths in a 2 month period.

The main advice is to wash your hands more, don't touch your face, especially after you've been in busy places. Self quarantine if you suspect you've got the virus. Masks won't prevent you from catching the virus, but could stop you from spreading it.

If we end up with quarantined areas in the UK, and you think there could be food shortages, or you just don't want to go to Horwich Tesco so often, Dry food like rice, pasta, soups, noodles, take up less storage space than other foods and have a long shelf life.

good luck

 

 

31 minutes ago, Elson said:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/18260030.serious-incident-closes-egerton-dunscar-health-centre/

 

 

Reopened already, but still no reason given as to why it was shut. Strange.

11 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Reopened already, but still no reason given as to why it was shut. Strange.

A member of the public walked in saying they thought they had it 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/25/irans-deputy-health-minister-i-have-coronavirus

Whoops.

Just listened to a woman explaining that many folk over there won't use masks, statements etc as it's God's will as to whether or not they die.

1 hour ago, royal white said:

A member of the public walked in saying they thought they had it 

If that was the case why would it have re-opened? They won't have been able in 2 hours to establish whether that patient had it or not. 

14 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

If that was the case why would it have re-opened? They won't have been able in 2 hours to establish whether that patient had it or not. 

No idea but that does seem to be the case 

Tenerife hotel on lockdown 

9 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Tenerife hotel on lockdown 

Sneeze a few times and get an extra 14 days holiday?

14 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Sneeze a few times and get an extra 14 days holiday?

Maybe some premium porn as well

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Maybe some premium porn as well

Did you take your extended stay kit, just in case?

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Did you take your extended stay kit, just in case?

Got what I could fit in my bag. Inter Milan playing their game on Thursday behind closed doors so UEFA seem concerned.

The Mrs said she’s checked the life insurance. Twat 😂

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Got what I could fit in my bag. Inter Milan playing their game on Thursday behind closed doors so UEFA seem concerned.

The Mrs said she’s checked the life insurance. Twat 😂

We’ll organise it between ourselves on here that your missus is taken care of in the event of your untimely death.

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

We’ll organise it between ourselves on here that your missus is taken care of in the event of your untimely death.

Cheers mate. Knew I could rely on you. 

4 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Cheers mate. Knew I could rely on you. 

NiC will take your dog!

10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

NiC will take your dog!

Spider has already said he’ll look after the Mrs

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Spider has already said he’ll look after the Mrs

Ouch!

 

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Got what I could fit in my bag. Inter Milan playing their game on Thursday behind closed doors so UEFA seem concerned.

The Mrs said she’s checked the life insurance. Twat 😂

Stick me down for the Nike trainers you was talking about last week. Obviously they will need to be deep cleansed but I will wait 👍

Our global CEO has cancelled all client trips abroad for the foreseeable. Quite a statement when we have offices in every continent, and certain clients work between them all.