Not in Crawley Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Our global CEO has cancelled all client trips abroad for the foreseeable. Quite a statement when we have offices in every continent, and certain clients work between them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2020 This is brilliant: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51628484 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Spider said: This is brilliant: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-5162848 doesnt iran have loads of sanctions on them ? a country with no money saying its health minister is sick these chinese are making it too obvious , its def a bribe or cheat. INTIERIOR DAY "the iranians have received their money , sir. who should we say is ill ?" "schoolteachers ? people who come into contact with hundreds of people a day ?" "no, thats too slow, people won't believe it" "how about the head guy in charge of the countries entire health policy?" "bingo" END Soviets did this stuff covertly on the sly with double agents with poison dart umbrellas in foreign countries. The Chinese are doing it like its a load of FBI agents in hazmat suits pretending its a train derailment while they recover the UFO and alien corpses or steal all the gold bullion. theyve even got the "The Chinese have all the drug ingredients, so everyone else is doomed" lie going. Maybe thats the point. At least Swine Flu had loads of dead animals, dont think ive seen a chinese person sneeze on camera with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 7 hours ago, e2e4 said: doesnt iran have loads of sanctions on them ? a country with no money saying its health minister is sick these chinese are making it too obvious , its def a bribe or cheat. INTIERIOR DAY "the iranians have received their money , sir. who should we say is ill ?" "schoolteachers ? people who come into contact with hundreds of people a day ?" "no, thats too slow, people won't believe it" "how about the head guy in charge of the countries entire health policy?" "bingo" END Soviets did this stuff covertly on the sly with double agents with poison dart umbrellas in foreign countries. The Chinese are doing it like its a load of FBI agents in hazmat suits pretending its a train derailment while they recover the UFO and alien corpses or steal all the gold bullion. theyve even got the "The Chinese have all the drug ingredients, so everyone else is doomed" lie going. Maybe thats the point. At least Swine Flu had loads of dead animals, dont think ive seen a chinese person sneeze on camera with this one. 🤪🤪🤪 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Some complete idiot at work has just come back from a skiing trip in Italy and decided that it was a good idea to come into the office - ignoring clear instruction from the business to work from home if you have been to an effected area His position isn’t critical by a long shot (Nobody’s is at our place to be fair), he could just as easily work from home Imagine if this twats spread a virus for no other reason than he wanted to be a hero coming into the office! Officially a wanker for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 1 minute ago, birch-chorley said: Some complete idiot at work has just come back from a skiing trip in Italy and decided that it was a good idea to come into the office - ignoring clear instruction from the business to work from home if you have been to an effected area His position isn’t critical by a long shot (Nobody’s is at our place to be fair), he could just as easily work from home Imagine if this twats spread a virus for no other reason than he wanted to be a hero coming into the office! Officially a wanker for me A Munich, perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, boltondiver said: A Munich, perchance? A slippery little Italian fella who works in marketing He’s supposed to come up with insights that help us plan our product pipeline ive yet fo see any decent insights come from him, certainly nothing worth catching Corona over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 Ireland Italy rugby match gone. Doubt England's visit will go ahead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2020 38 minutes ago, birch-chorley said: Some complete idiot at work has just come back from a skiing trip in Italy and decided that it was a good idea to come into the office - ignoring clear instruction from the business to work from home if you have been to an effected area His position isn’t critical by a long shot (Nobody’s is at our place to be fair), he could just as easily work from home Imagine if this twats spread a virus for no other reason than he wanted to be a hero coming into the office! Officially a wanker for me If he'd stayed at home there'd have been no one to suggest they try skiing too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Right, now they’ve stopped us using the self service salad bar. Seems a bit daft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 51 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Right, now they’ve stopped us using the self service salad bar. Seems a bit daft Chinese leaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, birch-chorley said: Some complete idiot at work has just come back from a skiing trip in Italy and decided that it was a good idea to come into the office - ignoring clear instruction from the business to work from home if you have been to an effected area His position isn’t critical by a long shot (Nobody’s is at our place to be fair), he could just as easily work from home Imagine if this twats spread a virus for no other reason than he wanted to be a hero coming into the office! Officially a wanker for me Where had he been Do we have any reason to thi k hes affected? Over reaction is gojng to do more dzmage than the virus Edited February 26, 2020 by Casino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Guy in PR, two weeks ago comes back from the Far East, feeling a bit under the weather- signed off for another two weeks! It’s a massive ruse this. Month off, with no docking of pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2020 Aye 500k deaths a year from flu This aint getting close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 Just now, Casino said: Aye 500k deaths a year from flu This aint getting close Don't need both though. Vaccines available for flu too; not yet developed for covid 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, Casino said: Where had he been Do we have any reason to thi k hes affected? Over reaction is gojng to do more dzmage than the virus Northern Italy, not a cordoned off zone or he wouldn’t be here but not a million miles away either You could put him on the Moon and he could do his job just fine with a laptop and wifi signal No need to come in whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 On 25/02/2020 at 19:16, Rudy’s Message said: Got what I could fit in my bag. Inter Milan playing their game on Thursday behind closed doors so UEFA seem concerned. The Mrs said she’s checked the life insurance. Twat 😂 Tell her to check the wording of the pension you forgot you were paying. You she could be quids in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, birch-chorley said: Northern Italy, not a cordoned off zone or he wouldn’t be here but not a million miles away either You could put him on the Moon and he could do his job just fine with a laptop and wifi signal No need to come in whatsoever Maybe not, but no harm done either All this over reaction is going to be very damaging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Casino said: Maybe not, but no harm done either All this over reaction is going to be very damaging Is it over reaction or just a bit of common sense? Just asking the chap to stay away as a precaution. A large petrochemical company in London has done something similar. One thing is for sure; even a relatively small number of cases would soon cause the hospital's a right head ache. Reports tonight of trolley delays etc. Having an influx of new patients needing quarantine would be a right strain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Casino said: Maybe not, but no harm done either All this over reaction is going to be very damaging No harm done, you don’t know that though do you? Let’s say he’s got it, we’ll find out in a week or so, slim chance but he might have. He spreads it around a dozen people at work who take it home and spread it round family..... Some poor fuckers Nan croakes it as a result You cant then say, no harm done pal, you weren’t to know Just stay at home and work from there, no harm done either way then, literally no downside to him staying at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2020 Out of interest, have you had a text from your gp telling you what to do if you show symptoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Casino said: Out of interest, have you had a text from your gp telling you what to do if you show symptoms? I have. Well, what NOT to do. DON'T go to your GP, DON'T go to the phamacy, DON'T go to hospital. Stay at home and ring NHS on 111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Nothing from our GP yet, should expect the advice is along the lines of stay at home though, Fock all a GP can do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 Just now, birch-chorley said: Nothing from our GP yet, should expect the advice is along the lines of stay at home though, Fock all a GP can do Other that have to close down his/her surgery for a major cleaning operation because some selfish nobber walks in with a virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, MickyD said: I have. Well, what NOT to do. DON'T go to your GP, DON'T go to the phamacy, DON'T go to hospital. Stay at home and ring NHS on 111 I know you have I did suggest the advice wasnt the best Everybody shouldve had info by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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