Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

On a private chartered plane to Madrid tomorrow, we’ve been told in the event of an out break in Madrid we would face quarantine and to carry all essential items in case we need to spend an amount of time in quarantine and can’t return home.

I assume it’s just precautionary but it made it all feel very real.

My trip to South Korea has gone for a big shit

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

My trip to South Korea has gone for a big shit

What about North? They don’t let anything in there 

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

What about North? They don’t let anything in there 

No one there will have heard of it, they still think they won the world cup in 2010

 

4 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

No one there will have heard of it, they still think they won the world cup in 2010

Problem solved then

i wonder how many brown envelopes the chinese gave out to have these "uh oh, its in europe now" stories in the news ?

italy and spain just make it look really suss.. ireland and greece will be next. 

"you spray hydrogen peroxide around , we pay big dollar"

bet thats why it didnt get renamed summat like Epicanthic Flu , as well.. 

 

16 minutes ago, e2e4 said:

i wonder how many brown envelopes the chinese gave out to have these "uh oh, its in europe now" stories in the news ?

italy and spain just make it look really suss.. ireland and greece will be next. 

"you spray hydrogen peroxide around , we pay big dollar"

bet thats why it didnt get renamed summat like Epicanthic Flu , as well.. 

 

I think you’re ace.

5 hours ago, Spider said:

I think you’re R2D2.

 

10 hours ago, Spider said:

I think you’re nuts

 

Markets sharply down; buying opportunity, but 

3 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Markets sharply down; buying opportunity, but 

indeed, might be worth waiting another couple of days, wait for it to hit Germany, and then watch it plummet 😀

On 23/02/2020 at 09:09, deane koontz said:

3 Serie A games called off.

With the Liverpool juggernaut running away with the Premier League and Bolton suffering at the bottom of Div 3 I would absolutely love all English football to be cancelled for the rest of the season and this season's results removed from the record books.

Bring the cunt on. 

 

5 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

With the Liverpool juggernaut running away with the Premier League and Bolton suffering at the bottom of Div 3 I would absolutely love all English football to be cancelled for the rest of the season and this season's results removed from the record books.

Bring the cunt on. 

 

As would any record of an away fan venturing into Fortress Eccles

Would the Olympics and Euros be in jeopardy if the WHO declare it a pandemic?

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

Would the Olympics and Euros be in jeopardy if the WHO declare it a pandemic?

It’s just a cold nowt to see here 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

It’s just a cold nowt to see here 

You mean my post apocalyptic bunker isn’t required at the moment?

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

You mean my post apocalyptic bunker isn’t required at the moment?

Tbh mate you’re asking the wrong person. Fanny5 is expert on well all things so ask him for definitive assurances. 
 

Although if you are looking for said bunker I would ask fanny5  or cheese for a lend of their post brexit apocalypse bunker 👍🏼

Does anyone recall any sporting event being called off for the threat of a runny nose and sore throat? I can’t think of any that spring to mind 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Tbh mate you’re asking the wrong person. Fanny5 is expert on well all things so ask him for definitive assurances. 
 

Although if you are looking for said bunker I would ask fanny5  or cheese for a lend of their post brexit apocalypse bunker 👍🏼

Just found out fanny5 isn’t an expert at skiing. Think the world paused. 

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Does anyone recall any sporting event being called off for the threat of a runny nose and sore throat? I can’t think of any that spring to mind 

 

 

Ask fanny

Just now, Morizio said:

Just found out fanny5 isn’t an expert at skiing. Think the world paused. 

Give over. That’s got to be nonsense surely ? I thought he was Alberto tombas personal coach 

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Ask fanny

How’s he doing advising pep currently mate?

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

How’s he doing advising pep currently mate?

With Klopp these days hence their dominant PL lead, obviously.

15 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

With Klopp these days hence their dominant PL lead, obviously.

My mistake. Won’t be long before he’s in the dugout himself if he can find time that is