Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Firstly - terrible news Spider. Hope you and family are coping ok. 

Secondly - thought a separate post was more appropriate. 
 

In the briefing he announces testing starts on Thursday in people.  
 

Not one question about that so far . I know the journalists have questions prepared but surely that would merit some digging into what sounds like good and exciting news. 

Edited April 21, 20206 yr by Ani

Just now, Ani said:

Secondly - thought a separate post was more appropriate. 
 

In the briefing he announces testing starts on Thursday in people.  
 

Not one question about that so far . I know the journalists have questions prepared but surely that would merit some digging into what sounds like good and exciting news. 

But is it not because it’s a positive and they aren’t interested in anything that’s remotely positive? Genuinely how I see it. Is it just me that sees it this way?

I've stopped watching the daily updates. 

The same questions, same answers.

Although I did watch Jenny Harries give them some back after it was mentioned on here.

Then they spat their dummy out.

Cunts....

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

But is it not because it’s a positive and they aren’t interested in anything that’s remotely positive? Genuinely how I see it. Is it just me that sees it this way?

No Jock, you're reet wee lad....

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

But is it not because it’s a positive and they aren’t interested in anything that’s remotely positive? Genuinely how I see it. Is it just me that sees it this way?

As you know I hate to agree with you. So can not comment. 
 

 

 

😁😁 but yes it is tiresome they want ‘news’ rather than the actual story. 

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

But is it not because it’s a positive and they aren’t interested in anything that’s remotely positive? Genuinely how I see it. Is it just me that sees it this way?

I expect not.

Yesterday the BBC were heaping self praise because they had got a children’s teaching programme up and running in a month.

They might want to reflect what the Government have achieved over the same period.

Then again, they might not.

 

18 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

But is it not because it’s a positive and they aren’t interested in anything that’s remotely positive? Genuinely how I see it. Is it just me that sees it this way?

There’s 800 folk a day dying from this and you want positives?

Shall we get Hancock to do a tap dance whilst he at it? Chuck in a few one liners?

Just now, mickbrown said:

There’s 800 folk a day dying from this and you want positives?

Shall we get Hancock to do a tap dance whilst he at it? Chuck in a few one liners?

Positivity breeds positivity Michael. 
It doesn’t take away from the tragedy of people dying but it does show a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel. 

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

There’s 800 folk a day dying from this and you want positives?

Shall we get Hancock to do a tap dance whilst he at it? Chuck in a few one liners?

Go and blame it on your commie pals in China

Anyroad, if you want good news here’s Elton John thanking health workers by murdering one of his own tunes in the style of Jim Reeves.

 

3 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

There’s 800 folk a day dying from this and you want positives?

Shall we get Hancock to do a tap dance whilst he at it? Chuck in a few one liners?

Without the lockdown it could be 2,000 a day?

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Go and blame it on your commie pals in China

Genius. Good work 

 

8 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

There’s 800 folk a day dying from this and you want positives?

Shall we get Hancock to do a tap dance whilst he at it? Chuck in a few one liners?

Away and take your face for a shite you miserable fucking rodent 

5 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Anyroad, if you want good news here’s Elton John thanking health workers by murdering one of his own tunes in the style of Jim Reeves.

 

Always wondered what Mike Tyson would sound like singing Elton John songs..

Imagine how rich you've got to be to have a piano in your garden, fair play to the lad.

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Away and take your face for a shite you miserable fucking rodent 

Fuck you, you brain washed sycophantic, baldy bastard.👍

8 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Anyroad, if you want good news here’s Elton John thanking health workers by murdering one of his own tunes in the style of Jim Reeves.

 

 

3 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Fuck you, you brain washed sycophantic, baldy bastard.👍

Sounds like you need your hole but that would be unfair on mrs rodent if she’s not already seen sense and fucked off that is of course

have a lovely evening you miserable left Wing blinkered cunt of a human being 😘

Just now, Escobarp said:

Sounds like you need your hole but that would be unfair on mrs rodent if she’s not already seen sense and fucked off that is of course

have a lovely evening you miserable left Wing blinkered cunt of a human being 😘

Haha! Get off the fence 😁

Anyway back in topic. I saw today we have massively more capacity to test than we actually are doing. Anyone ITK as to why this is the case? 

1 minute ago, jeep said:

Haha! Get off the fence 😁

It’s like sitting on death row listening to the cunts monotonous negative drivel. 
 

life’s hard enough at the minute for us all without shit like that 

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sounds like you need your hole but that would be unfair on mrs rodent if she’s not already seen sense and fucked off that is of course

have a lovely evening you miserable left Wing blinkered cunt of a human being 😘

You’re an embarrassment, with your ‘pal’, ‘mate’ to the posters you suck up to, you sycophant. Grow a pair, you massive arselicker. 
 

And go get your daily exercise. Sounds like you need it tonight sweetie 

Life ain't hard for us really though is it, sat at home on 80% pay with fuck all to do but drink and go on the internet.

Imagine if things ever did get hard, fuck me people would crumble.

1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Life ain't hard for us really though is it, sat at home on 80% pay with fuck all to do but drink and go on the internet.

Imagine if things ever did get hard, fuck me people would crumble.

Have you just read spiders post aye?

and glad your enjoying your holiday on 80% pal