Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Any tips for using a laptop in the garden?

Wfh and this weather don't mix. 

6 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Any tips for using a laptop in the garden?

Wfh and this weather don't mix. 

Yes

make sure the laptop is firmly shut, you have a cold beer and you apply appropriate factor Suncream.

Welcome

12 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Any tips for using a laptop in the garden?

Wfh and this weather don't mix. 

Can you not move the garden?

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

A quick venture outdoors will confirm that if the virus is still prevalent in the NW, we’re doing fuck all to stop it.

I went cycling first thing and it's noticeable there's more people out in groups and folk who seem more like mates than members of a household,

i have been back and forth to the hospital also. That's filling up more now and I don't see many wearing masks, which surprised me I think it's a no brainer simply to protect the vulnerable people in the non covid wards as much as anyone.

17 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Any tips for using a laptop in the garden?

Wfh and this weather don't mix. 

Laptop inside cardboard box turned on its side to shield from sun and create a shadow on keyboard

Just now, peelyfeet said:

Laptop inside cardboard box turned on its side to shield from sun and create a shadow on keyboard

I've seen a few of them on linkedin. Gonna give that a go tomorrow. 

Just now, stevieb said:

I've seen a few of them on linkedin. Gonna give that a go tomorrow. 

Have to continuosly face the sun for it to work and right sized box

30 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Any tips for using a laptop in the garden?

Wfh and this weather don't mix. 

Yes, apply sun cream 

A fine present from Carla, my latest Twitter follower....

 

Is it safe for me to come back on here yet or is the bad man waiting for me? 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Is it safe for me to come back on here yet or is the bad man waiting for me? 

We’ve moved on 

Just now, birch-chorley said:

We’ve moved on 

Yes but has he. I’ve not slept a wink shitting my pants in case I get called out 

Just now, birch-chorley said:

We’ve moved on 

Until you start spouting shite again😀👍

Just now, mickbrown said:

Until you start spouting shite again😀👍

Moved onto Iraq I mean 

Just now, mickbrown said:

Until you start spouting shite again😀👍

So that’s the whole board fucked then and targets for his hit squad 😁

1 minute ago, birch-chorley said:

Moved onto Iraq I mean 

We back on Blair ? I can’t be arsed reading back 

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Until you start spouting shite again😀👍

It that case I’ll be right back at the Scottish twat.

Our office is reopening on the 15 - but you have to pre-book to go in to limit numbers, no time issues or directives but it won’t be normal for a while yet.

377 deaths today

Perhaps Bank Holiday lag but doesn't seem like it's getting better 

 

11 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

It that case I’ll be right back at the Scottish twat.

😂😂 please don’t 😢

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

😂😂 please don’t 😢

Then keep away from talking your usual shite, and all will be well.

I give you 7-10 minutes at most. Like a goldfish, this one.

 

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Then keep away from talking your usual shite, and all will be well.

I give you 7-10 minutes at most. Like a goldfish, this one.

 

😆

Even Bolty had more to his sparring than this. Why bother when folk just pull your pant down every time you type?

I’m not sure what’s funnier the fact you believe anybody would be rattled by you or the fact that you believe you can dictate to anyone what they post. 
 

I think it’s a close run thing but a dead heat 

 

Sparring 🤣🤣🤣