A couple of things on here and my facebook have got me thinking, which are the best conspiracy bollocks you have heard recently?

I love this one as I work pretty much exclusively on 5G these days...

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10219870648422466&id=1408443354

 

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Mrs Sweeps office had been decimated with COVID the last couple of weeks. She's managed to avoid it though. 

Seems to be happening all over.

Plenty seem to have it at the Olympics. 

Holiday and mixing time?

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Seems to be happening all over.

Plenty seem to have it at the Olympics. 

Holiday and mixing time?

Probably, it's here to stay though, so we're just going to have to get used to little flare ups every now and then

Struck down myself with it. Limped through all day yesterday and just thought I'd overdone stuff in the heat and that. 

Hit me like a ton of bricks last night. Shaking like a shitting dog and body is like I've been in a car crash. 

Get every fucked locked down before this civil war breaks out

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

Mrs Sweeps office had been decimated with COVID the last couple of weeks. She's managed to avoid it though. 

Yeah - covering a PN again tonight as colleague has gone down with it. Rife at the moment.

While on holiday in Pembrokeshire I got chatting with an ex trawlerman. Interesting bloke, so I thought. Telling me about his adventures on the high seas and on how to fish. Anyway, as our chat progressed it turned out he is the leader of a movement, so he says, where he and his followers attack and undermine mainstream media and make them toe-the-line. He talked about major media misinformation and the Jay Slater case. He says that he found Jay Slater's body in Tenerife, from his home in Fishgaurd, before any of the authorities did. Apparently the UK police and the Spanish Civil Guard monitor his TikTok page. When you get talking to someone who loves taking about themselves sometimes it's hard to get away. After what seemed like an age I found the right time to bid farewell. Of course he told me his TikTok account from where he spreads his words to the masses.

luggy2882

After lug worms perhaps?

Sounds a weirdo.

On 05/08/2024 at 13:15, Underpants said:

While on holiday in Pembrokeshire I got chatting with an ex trawlerman. Interesting bloke, so I thought. Telling me about his adventures on the high seas and on how to fish. Anyway, as our chat progressed it turned out he is the leader of a movement, so he says, where he and his followers attack and undermine mainstream media and make them toe-the-line. He talked about major media misinformation and the Jay Slater case. He says that he found Jay Slater's body in Tenerife, from his home in Fishgaurd, before any of the authorities did. Apparently the UK police and the Spanish Civil Guard monitor his TikTok page. When you get talking to someone who loves taking about themselves sometimes it's hard to get away. After what seemed like an age I found the right time to bid farewell. Of course he told me his TikTok account from where he spreads his words to the masses.

luggy2882

I've just had a look. He's proper bonkers

On 05/08/2024 at 13:18, Tonge moor green jacket said:

After lug worms perhaps?

Sounds a weirdo.

Paul Sturrock was nicknamed Luggy due to protruding ears

Occurred to me  - has anyone come up with a conspiracy theory that Wordle answers are sending out covert messages? If they haven't, they should do. Bet you could link strings of days worth of answers to real life events if you tried hard enough a la Nostradamus.

Or summat.

7 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Occurred to me  - has anyone come up with a conspiracy theory that Wordle answers are sending out covert messages? If they haven't, they should do. Bet you could link strings of days worth of answers to real life events if you tried hard enough a la Nostradamus.

Or summat.

You might be on to something. 

I looked at the words from last week.. 

RIOTS

PAKIS

FIGHT

BOATS

NIGEL

 

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

You might be on to something. 

I looked at the words from last week.. 

RIOTS

PAKIS

FIGHT

BOATS

NIGEL

 

No don't descend into falsehoods like some of the excitable moronic types on here.

It was 'saucy' today. Are we in for titillation?

3 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

No don't descend into falsehoods like some of the excitable moronic types on here.

It was 'saucy' today. Are we in for titillation?

Yes, the deputy PM might be getting her norks out

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

Yes, the deputy PM might be getting her norks out

Can I request Anne Widdecombe instead?

12 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Can I request Anne Widdecombe instead?

That's more "KINKY" which is tomorrow's wordle

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

That's more "KINKY" which is tomorrow's wordle

Cheers pal! 5 stars for me tomorrow then!

2 hours ago, bolty58 said:

No don't descend into falsehoods like some of the excitable moronic types on here.

It was 'saucy' today. Are we in for titillation?

Clearly it's short for saucers/sorcery. It's a call to arms to satanist overlords to welcome the aliens who will be arriving on the White House lawn next week.

Lower ensue anvil macaw were the last four. Just backs it up if you think about it. The aliens are lowering themselves in their saucers very soon and an anvil-hard attack on humanity will ensue, with the illuminati instigating "operation macaw" so called as msn will parrot the official line. It's all becoming clear now.... be afraid and keep watching the skies!

Nurse...get me the windolene!

On 07/08/2024 at 10:38, Sweep said:

I've just had a look. He's proper bonkers

He dropped the Jay Slater bomb in to conversation earlier on hoping that I would ask him about it. Which I didn't because it was at that time I realised he was a loon. It was my fault I didn't bail out then.

 

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24 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

 

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Crikey, there are some oddballs out there

I'll be very disappointed if that bellend taking two bricks to the head then one to the bollocks in Southport isn't real

11 hours ago, Sweep said:

Crikey, there are some oddballs out there

"Still waiting for Ukraine footage"

What are you waiting on, love? I've watched drones fly through windows and blow people's faces off ffs.

12 hours ago, Marc505 said:

 

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Yes I have. I witnessed it in full scale on Saturday.

Sky News made it look miles worse than it was in some parts but totally missed the worst bits ...

13 hours ago, Marc505 said:

 

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Blimey. I sat in the company of a proper full on conspiracy theorist tonight

Thinly veiled am in Malaga. Mate picked me up and took me up into the hills where he lives and to a restaurant run by a Brit who unbeknown to me is one of them

I’d always mistakenly assumed that they’d fixed onto one particular topic. Hell no. This guy had a long monologue about, amongst others

- Covid - how babies were deliberately killed to save old folk, various conspiracies about the different vaccines, how the arrows they put on pavements deliberately led folk to highly infected areas

- illegal immigration into the UK has been funded by Labour for years to destabilise the Tories

- don’t for Christ’s sake swim in the sea - there’s all sorts of underwater drones out there 

There was loads of other stuff but I switched off and walked away

I genuinely now struggle to understand how these folk get through life, never mind run successful businesses when there’s ghosts around every corner