I'm in.

Who else?

Sad day, mate.

I'm in the apply for a grant and get it in june camp.

I am in

In

Think there's a good chance I'll be in from tomorrow, nature of the beast might mean I still carry on doing some wfh though.

Engineering in water and wastewater had to pay off at some time. Didnt expect it to be this way.

Soon to be in. 

Clinging on here like Jimmy Anderson 

Toss of a coin between me and business partner. Bet he fucking wins!!

Just now, Smiley said:

Toss of a coin between me and business partner. Bet he fucking wins!!

Heard you are both tossers 😂

Can I request it because trying to work from home with 2 kids is giving me a stress induced heart attack! 

 

23 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Heard you are both tossers 😂

Shut it Madge

Just now, Smiley said:

Shut it Madge

Button it before I nick your membership to Weightwatchers 

From tomorrow, im in

Ill still be doing a bit, but only cos these are hard times and owt i do now makes stuff easier when we get back

Maybe its just me, but folk refusing to muck in a bit while we are closed make me sick

I know we legally cant work, but fucking hell, dont be so fucking short sighted

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

From tomorrow, im in

Ill still be doing a bit, but only cos these are hard times and owt i do now makes stuff easier when we get back

Maybe its just me, but folk refusing to muck in a bit while we are closed make me sick

I know we legally cant work, but fucking hell, dont be so fucking short sighted

We all agreed as a team today that we’d stay in touch daily (no obligation) and keep things moving. Tidy up our admin, have a plan for day one, that sort of thing.

When this is over, there’ll be a fucking gigantic party, then I’m hoping shoulders to the wheel and a Herculean effort to get things moving again.

It’s going to be one curve you don’t want to be behind with.

7 minutes ago, Casino said:

From tomorrow, im in

Ill still be doing a bit, but only cos these are hard times and owt i do now makes stuff easier when we get back

Maybe its just me, but folk refusing to muck in a bit while we are closed make me sick

I know we legally cant work, but fucking hell, dont be so fucking short sighted

All my logins will be suspended. I'll not be able to do a single thing even if I wanted to.

Oh and I'm only being furloughed from 17th April and until then it's going to be manic. It's a weird feeling.

Edited March 26, 20206 yr by DazBob

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

From tomorrow, im in

Ill still be doing a bit, but only cos these are hard times and owt i do now makes stuff easier when we get back

Maybe its just me, but folk refusing to muck in a bit while we are closed make me sick

I know we legally cant work, but fucking hell, dont be so fucking short sighted

Need to be careful. Don't know what you do but if hmrc know you've been working your employer may not be getting paid. 

Already reckon some businesses will be furloughing staff without them knowing, getting em to crack on 100% and topping wages up so they don't know the government has paid most of their wages. 

Anyone doing so is a cunt and I hope they get strung out by hmrc! 

 

2 minutes ago, DazBob said:

All my logins will be suspended. I'll not be able to do a single thing even if I wanted to.

I think this is what they will request. 

Again. Depends what you do. 

Just now, stevieb said:

Need to be careful. Don't know what you do but if hmrc know you've been working your employer may not be getting paid. 

Already reckon some businesses will be furloughing staff without them knowing, getting em to crack on 100% and topping wages up so they don't know the government has paid most of their wages. 

Anyone doing so is a cunt and I hope they get strung out by hmrc! 

 

Understand and agree with all that

Boss said fcuk it, all calls can divert to him

But, to me, its more than that

But thats not for here

Just now, stevieb said:

I think this is what they will request. 

Again. Depends what you do. 

Cost Analysis for me. So for the next 3 weeks I'll be looking at ways to reduce costs further before making the ultimate sacrifice. Brill.

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

I think this is what they will request. 

Again. Depends what you do. 

Ill agree again

We are going to take some checking up on

Can see bigger outfits than us having to be careful

Shit jobs of our time, number 87

Had to tell a good lad he doesnt qualify as he didnt join us until early march

Not nice

He said, dont worry, ill get down to the supermarkets

Shitter we cant help him out, but ill have him back as one of the first returners at least

Reckon my Mrs boss will furlough her and his staff without telling em and letting them crack on 100% through stressful times while he pays them the top up so they don't realise. 

If I find out that's happened I'll be #fuming

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Shit jobs of our time, number 87

Had to tell a good lad he doesnt qualify as he didnt join us until early march

Not nice

He said, dont worry, ill get down to the supermarkets

Shitter we cant help him out, but ill have him back as one of the first returners at least

Fucking hell, is that a thing? Alex will be hoping they just keep paying him then. He only started a week last Monday and then on his second Tuesday was sent home.

Have to be employed on or before feb 28, i believe

Can see why to a point

Some types would recruit 150 people and trouser the 80%

My mon worked for me before and rejoined us early march

Gave up a secure  job to do so