Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Youri McAnespie]

Didn't batter him as such, just stuck the nut on him, swift and decisive.

Probably broke his nose, so put paid to any more of the antics that got him (HatTwat) in that situation in the 1st place.

Unless he started shoving it up his arse.

[Zico]

being a spreadsheet nerd, when I calculated last years beer spend I broke it down into months to track it all and do graphs and stuff

anyway, ended up tracking this year to

so far, year on year comparisons:

Jan: +26%

Feb: -7.5%

Mar: -32%

April and May were the big ones last year (and December, obvs)

there's no way I'll be spending as much as last year in those months

then again though, with lockdown easing and pub gardens re-opening, might end up spending more

[Rudy]

39 minutes ago, Zico said:

being a spreadsheet nerd, when I calculated last years beer spend I broke it down into months to track it all and do graphs and stuff

anyway, ended up tracking this year to

so far, year on year comparisons:

Jan: +26%

Feb: -7.5%

Mar: -32%

April and May were the big ones last year (and December, obvs)

there's no way I'll be spending as much as last year in those months

then again though, with lockdown easing and pub gardens re-opening, might end up spending more

😂 kin’ell you either really went for it last March or you’ve barely touched a drop this March

[Zico]

34 minutes ago, Rudy said:

😂 kin’ell you either really went for it last March or you’ve barely touched a drop this March

reined school night drinking right in 

if I spend about the same in April and May as I did in March, YoY it will be:

April: -47%

May: -52%

I must've drank every day in April/May, easy

Edited March 26, 2021 by Zico

[Guest]

Time for a Lagunitas, sponsored by my mate @Youri McAnespie

[Youri McAnespie]

Cheers 🍺
@boltondiver

[Zico]

3 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Time for a Lagunitas, sponsored by my mate @Youri McAnespie

They used to be top dogs in the inner craft world till they "sold out" to Heineken 

Always amuses me when the hardcore sneer at such acts when they'd all do it themselves if the offer came in 

 

Edited March 26, 2021 by Zico

[jayjayoghani]

9 hours ago, Zico said:

They used to be top dogs in the inner craft world till they "sold out" to Heineken 

Always amuses me when the hardcore sneer at such acts when they'd all do it themselves if the offer came in 

 

There's a great craft brewery in NZ called Panhead, did the same, sold out to Lion. Consolation is when you go in a Lion bar, they usually have Panhead on draught. 

[desperado]

So what time’s the first one today lads and lasses? 11.30 I think 🍺 

[Leyther_Matt]

After 84 days dry, had my first booze of the year last night. Bottle of Kirin, bottle of Pravha (both in the Keo offer at Morrisons, cheers @MickyD) and four double vodka Sprites. Woke up at 6am with a pounding head and a mouth drier than Ghandi’s flip flop. Hoping it’s a pre season training kind of reaction and I’ll be on top form for Good Friday. 

[Youri McAnespie]

Probably, no, definitely will be due to all E numbers and additives in the Sprite having a diuretic effect.

Have a few man-sized swigs of the vodka to rehydrate about fifteen minutes before kick-off, you'll be right as rain.

Edited March 27, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Escobarp]

https://www.beer52.com/shop/product/salt/huckaback-neipa/2168
 

£2 for a 440ml at tesco with Clubcard. got myself 8 this morning 

also got some of these 

https://www.thelondonbeerfactory.com/product/jungle-trip/

again £2  

 

all set for my falling off the wagon next week 

 

[Casino]

Them pint cans are beautiful

Sensible power too

Im having some more, definitely

Had a pollys 8% er with that second half

[Casino]

Had my final rivi blood machines last night

Perfect for me

Needs a rebrew

Less happy with the blackedge neipa...ok drink but never a neipa for my taste anyway

[Spider]

7 minutes ago, Casino said:

Had my final rivi blood machines last night

Perfect for me

Needs a rebrew

Less happy with the blackedge neipa...ok drink but never a neipa for my taste anyway

Dancing on the ceiling?

it’s decent in its own right but not close to Rivvy

[Casino]

Thats the one

Its too bitter for a neipa, imo

But it did follow the blood machine which is ridulously soft

[Spider]

14 minutes ago, Casino said:

Thats the one

Its too bitter for a neipa, imo

But it did follow the blood machine which is ridulously soft

Black edge are decent enough, but do seem to produce tangier types 

[Zico]

On the one hand I said I was reining in the school night drinking 

On the other 14 cans and a pint glass just got delivered from Rivvy and my phone reckons its 22 degrees outside 

[ErnestTurnip]

Just had a BrewDog Mallow Laser Quest, tasted of nowt to me.

Also just opened a Feb 2018 red made with Horwich grown grapes that I'm too scared to drink more than a mouthful of tonight.

[Spider]

27 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Just had a BrewDog Mallow Laser Quest, tasted of nowt to me.

Also just opened a Feb 2018 red made with Horwich grown grapes that I'm too scared to drink more than a mouthful of tonight.

Horwich Red.

Blimey.

Do report back.

[Guest]

38 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Just had a BrewDog Mallow Laser Quest, tasted of nowt to me.

Also just opened a Feb 2018 red made with Horwich grown grapes that I'm too scared to drink more than a mouthful of tonight.

Some words just don’t seem to belong in the same sentence!

[Casino]

Pentrich do some lovely stuff

This might appeal to some of you as theyre near enough giving it away

https://www.pentrichbrewing.com/beer-shop/p/jetglo-moon-4-pack

[MickyD]

3 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Just had a BrewDog Mallow Laser Quest, tasted of nowt to me.

Symptoms of Corona?

[ErnestTurnip]

Christ, don't jinx me Micky.

Horwich grapes had good colour, nice and clear, alcohol was nice and rounded after 3 years in the bottle but there was a bit of a smell of dust so it must have oxidised (can't have been corked because it didn't have one).

[Guest]

28 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Christ, don't jinx me Micky.

Horwich grapes had good colour, nice and clear, alcohol was nice and rounded after 3 years in the bottle but there was a bit of a smell of dust so it must have oxidised (can't have been corked because it didn't have one).

A waste of £how much?