Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Guest]

Parma violet cider!

[victor meldrew]

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Parma violet cider!

that's strongbow dark fruits , you old fucker

[Casino]

8 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Parma violet cider!

It'll be Guinness next

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

It'll be Guinness next

Please spare me

but there is unicorn gin

[victor meldrew]

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Please spare me

but there is unicorn gin

go on i'll humour you ?

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, victor meldrew said:

go on i'll humour you ?

Voici

https://www.masterofmalt.com/liqueurs/manchester-drinks-co/manchester-drinks-co-mystical-unicorn-gin-liqueur/?utm_content=manchester-drinks-co/manchester-drinks-co-mystical-unicorn-gin-liqueur&currencyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2fmegZrX6AIV2ITVCh1muAgNEAQYAiABEgIGJvD_BwE

[victor meldrew]

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Voici

https://www.masterofmalt.com/liqueurs/manchester-drinks-co/manchester-drinks-co-mystical-unicorn-gin-liqueur/?utm_content=manchester-drinks-co/manchester-drinks-co-mystical-unicorn-gin-liqueur&currencyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2fmegZrX6AIV2ITVCh1muAgNEAQYAiABEgIGJvD_BwE

they are not gins , they are 18-20% prof, so are a liqueurs not gin. 

it's like arty farty beer , people are hoodwinked by flavours

[Casino]

You mean it isn't made from unicorns?

[victor meldrew]

1 minute ago, Casino said:

You mean it isn't made from unicorns?

and who is that question to ?

[Winchester White]

I seriously fear for my liver if I continue. I have dusted off the golf clubs from the back of the garage to fuck about chipping rather than drinking. It won't work.

[Traf]

37 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Parma violet cider!

Brothers?

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Traf said:

Brothers?

That’s the fella

[Biggish Dave]

I’ve hardly touched any booze for a month. Can’t really be arsed with it at home.

im sure I’ll shake myself out of this malaise soon enough

[Leyther_Matt]

Dark Fruits has magically appeared on our shopping list again. She’s definitely miles worse than me. 

[Traf]

10 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Dark Fruits has magically appeared on our shopping list again. She’s definitely miles worse than me. 

Real Dark Fruits?
Or Taurus / Woodgate / Crofters

[Leyther_Matt]

1 minute ago, Traf said:

Real Dark Fruits?
Or Taurus / Woodgate / Crofters

Probably Taurus as I try to get as much of the list as possible from Aldi and then go next door to Asda for the rest of it. Plus it’s probably better than the Strongbow stuff anyway. 

[Traf]

Yeah, I think the Taurus is better than Strongbow

[radcliffe white]

Bit sweet Taurus 

[Leyther_Matt]

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Bit sweet Taurus 

Have you had the Lidl version? Can’t remember the name of it, but it is absolute rocket fuel. Managed to get leathered while waiting for a curry last year (in my defence it was a BYOB curry house, Lidl was across the road and it was 90 minutes between starter and main!)

[DazBob]

Gayest discussion ever.

[miamiwhite]

Fucking puffs

Get some Henry Weston's down you.

Won't feel your peggies after 3 of them.

[Traf]

5 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Have you had the Lidl version? Can’t remember the name of it, but it is absolute rocket fuel. Managed to get leathered while waiting for a curry last year (in my defence it was a BYOB curry house, Lidl was across the road and it was 90 minutes between starter and main!)

(Jonathan) Woodgate is the Lidl version

[radcliffe white]

2 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Have you had the Lidl version? Can’t remember the name of it, but it is absolute rocket fuel. Managed to get leathered while waiting for a curry last year (in my defence it was a BYOB curry house, Lidl was across the road and it was 90 minutes between starter and main!)

Haven’t 

Taurus is only sometime like £2.50 for 4

cheap but not a patch on peters 

[Leyther_Matt]

1 minute ago, Traf said:

(Jonathan) Woodgate is the Lidl version

Reckon he must have been supping it when he was out with Bowyer. 

[Traf]

7 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Gayest discussion ever.

Not as gay as the bullying one.