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The Shopping Day From HELL!

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28 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

If you forget it again use your door key, it will fit, hth

or 2 x 20p on top of each other

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  • Yeah, supermarket staff at massive risk for £9 an hour. Not belittling the fine efforts of our magnificent NHS, but they expect to have to deal with contagious people. Doris on the till at Morris

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Bargin booze was a good shout, sorted til next week now I think.

walked straight in.

massive q into the back car park in Aldi howfen.

I’ve had to think what day it is reading this! It’s been Easter weekend for 3 weeks at mine ha

I need some wood for the fire

Im not getting through the weekend

Range is prob easiest

Gonna go for the 245 run at it

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

I need some wood for the fire

Im not getting through the weekend

Range is prob easiest

Gonna go for the 245 run at it

I told you I'd drop some scraps off if you need some.

Don't risk going out for something you're going to set fire too!

I've got to nip out to deliver a prescription so can do a drive by shooting style log lob from a side door. :)

Well, if you could, thatd be great

Ill send my details

Im all sorted for today

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

Well, if you could, thatd be great

Ill send my details

Im all sorted for today

No worries, I'm up and down the garden doing a new path, so will fetch some up shortly.

Just got to kick out those hammock dwellers.

4 hours ago, Ruba Mustafa said:

Today is gonna be the worst shopping day EVER! 

Yesterday was bad, I queued half an hour to get in one shop, today is gonna be awful as everyone wants to stock up for the bank hol weekend.

my advice, don’t bother.

Tesco Horwich already queueing round the car park

30 minute queue to get in Tesco Middlebrook, the place is rammed with biddies many of whom don’t understand the one way system. I thought oldie hour was 9 till 10? A lot of patience was required & i had to keep reminding myself that Harold & Edna don’t want to be running out of custard creams - especially over Easter.

1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said:

30 minute queue to get in Tesco Middlebrook, the place is rammed with biddies many of whom don’t understand the one way system. I thought oldie hour was 9 till 10? A lot of patience was required & i had to keep reminding myself that Harold & Edna don’t want to be running out of custard creams - especially over Easter.

They've probably been in there since 9.

7 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

30 minute queue to get in Tesco Middlebrook, the place is rammed with biddies many of whom don’t understand the one way system. I thought oldie hour was 9 till 10? A lot of patience was required & i had to keep reminding myself that Harold & Edna don’t want to be running out of custard creams - especially over Easter.

Probably my 'housebound' patients. Little sods don't understand that managing to get to tesco and the hairdressers meant you actually aren't housebound. 

Wife nipped to our local Asda for some essential "bits", also got me a case of Guinness and some chocolate hob nobs, so I was very pleased. 

She didn't get pork scratchings, though, so I'll have to send her out again tomorrow.

Aldi have been doing emergency workers from 9:30 every Sunday 

Does anyone know if they've changed the day this weekend with it being closed Sunday?

Rather than having a set hour or whatever for NHS staff, which doesn't work for those on duty, why not have a system where NHS staff can just go to the front of the queue to get in and when they've shopped jump the till queue?

Nobody would begrudge then that, surely?

1 minute ago, Traf said:

Rather than having a set hour or whatever for NHS staff, which doesn't work for those on duty, why not have a system where NHS staff can just go to the front of the queue to get in and when they've shopped jump the till queue?

Nobody would begrudge then that, surely?

Aldi let us NHS staff jump the queue to get in. 
I’m having a word with the local Waitrose about a similar scheme. 

Just now, Traf said:

Rather than having a set hour or whatever for NHS staff, which doesn't work for those on duty, why not have a system where NHS staff can just go to the front of the queue to get in and when they've shopped jump the till queue?

Nobody would begrudge then that, surely?

That's what Aldi are doing as well as 30mins before opening on a Sunday 

https://www.aldi.co.uk/covid19

1 minute ago, Traf said:

Rather than having a set hour or whatever for NHS staff, which doesn't work for those on duty, why not have a system where NHS staff can just go to the front of the queue to get in and when they've shopped jump the till queue?

Nobody would begrudge then that, surely?

A woman behind me complained to security letting an elderly dear on a walker through without queuing. People are cunts. 

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

A woman behind me complained to security letting an elderly dear on a walker through without queuing. People are cunts. 

Then stop taking the wife shopping with you. 

2 minutes ago, freds dad said:

Aldi let us NHS staff jump the queue to get in. 
I’m having a word with the local Waitrose about a similar scheme. 

Good luck, they should do it.

1 minute ago, Elson said:

That's what Aldi are doing as well as 30mins before opening on a Sunday 

https://www.aldi.co.uk/covid19

Excellent

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

A woman behind me complained to security letting an elderly dear on a walker through without queuing. People are cunts. 

Still a minority of cunts about

Just now, freds dad said:

Then stop taking the wife shopping with you. 

Who’s supposed to carry the daz, potatoes and my beer? 

6 minutes ago, Traf said:

Good luck, they should do it.

Excellent

Still a minority of cunts about

My Mrs is NHS

She isn't coal face so doesn't use it (she just sends me as a furlough wanker)

There's plenty NHS who don't need the fast track and plenty others who do

I feel for the supermarkets, I really do

 

Yeah, supermarket staff at massive risk for £9 an hour.

Not belittling the fine efforts of our magnificent NHS, but they expect to have to deal with contagious people. Doris on the till at Morrisons didn't sign up for that.

There’s going to be something done for the key front line workers when this is over and rightly so. what shape that takes is anyone’s guess. It has to be something tangible though and they’ve earned every penny whatever form it takes. Heroes to a man and woman 

Missus been moaning about wanting the washing machine declogged so she could do a mega clean this weekend.

Made the mistake of calling at our local Bunnings (similar to B&Q and other hardware superstores) for some CLR on the way home from work last night. Queue all through the airport style snake path and once around the building. Bird out front with a counter letting one in when one comes out. Place is the size of Heath fucking row.

Fuck that, she'll have to wait.

3 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Who’s supposed to carry the daz, potatoes and my beer? 

Daz is big lad. How does she carry him?

(If my late Dad heard me saying "Spazzy Daz" he would have kicked me up and down Halliwell Road like a rag doll.)

9 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Who’s supposed to carry the daz, potatoes and my beer? 

Fair point.

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