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30 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said:

You could say that... I never actively go looking for it. If it turns up though, I'm prepared to defend myself.

Are you Ronnie Pickering?

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5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are you Ronnie Pickering?

Who?

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

Who?

RONNIE PICKERING!

These threads just get better and better 

Balls to Brexit, Coranavirus, etc. This is the stuff that WWays is all about 

Just trying to work out who will offer who a straightener on this topic

I was charged with affray after a Wanderers match years ago.  Waiting for court was dreadful on account of all the folk who couldn't wait to tell me how they had friends who had been charged with the same and were now residing at her majs pleasure.

Thankfully the charge was reduced on the day of the trial but it was a close thing.  I've never been in trouble since.

5 minutes ago, kent_white said:

RONNIE PICKERING!

 

 

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59 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are you Ronnie Pickering?

Fair play to him if true... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ronnie-pickering-puts-famous-red-6645934

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1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Fairy muff, in my experience trouble is usually avoidable and that’s by default my option of choice, but if it’s unavoidable - meet it head on.

Exactly

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1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

I was court-martialed for a crime I didn't commit

Care to share more info?

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1 hour ago, crawshawbooth said:

The thing nowadays before all this lockdown stuff

i have felt less n less comfortable just being a dick wherever i am drinking 

as scrotes can call up any number just cos you looked at them funny when you were having a laugh with mates

 

You try being a dickhead before covid?

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1 hour ago, MancWanderer said:

These threads just get better and better 

Balls to Brexit, Coranavirus, etc. This is the stuff that WWays is all about 

Just trying to work out who will offer who a straightener on this topic

I quite fancy a royal rumble. Get some coffers in at The Reebok... Pay per view.

'Kin ell - stinks of bacon reading this.

Probably next door grilling bacon.

6 hours ago, jmjhb said:

I was court-martialed for a crime I didn't commit

Mate, it was back in 1972.

 

Let it go

I wonder if he promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade

It really stinks of bacon around here...

@miamiwhite

I know you've a shrewd nose - can you smell it?

The closest I was to jail was when that bloke pissed on my front door when we lived at the pub and I threw him down the street. I actually posted about it on here.

It was utterly ridiculous and if the bloke hadn't have dropped charges Id have been fucked.

Id been in bother for another more serious altercation a couple of years before, that wasnt my fault either :)

They near enough dawn raided me, turned up at the pub at 7am, arrested me and dragged me to Fleetwood station and kept in a holding cell outisde. 

Luckily the bloke dropped charges, but because Id admitted what happened they still had to caution me. 

Never found out to this day what made the fella change his mind ......

 

 

 

10 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

Well, that all sounds like it was resolved easy enough

"YOU'VE GOT MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT IM GOING TO KILL YOU"

"I've not"

"Oh, ok, sorry mate, thought you had"

Ha, I thought the same. 

Are there any gifs for, " Well that de-escalated quickly".

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I repeat - the stench of bacon around here is overwhelming.

LLSS.

7 hours ago, wanderer1984 said:

Care to share more info?

He loves it when a plan comes together

I ain't gettin' on no plane.

Never mind - drink this milk that will endanger you to cardiac and/or respiratory failure and death.

Donnie Brasco, Billy Costigan...

I've got a hankering for a BACON barm this morning.

Probably nip to this truck nearby.

Really got a taste for bacon today.

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

The closest I was to jail was when that bloke pissed on my front door when we lived at the pub and I threw him down the street. I actually posted about it on here.

It was utterly ridiculous and if the bloke hadn't have dropped charges Id have been fucked.

Id been in bother for another more serious altercation a couple of years before, that wasnt my fault either :)

They near enough dawn raided me, turned up at the pub at 7am, arrested me and dragged me to Fleetwood station and kept in a holding cell outisde. 

Luckily the bloke dropped charges, but because Id admitted what happened they still had to caution me. 

Never found out to this day what made the fella change his mind ......

 

 

 

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