Spider Posted August 11, 2021 Posted August 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Cheese said: You haven't cut your fingernails since 2012. You use beard oil. Which, as everyone knows, is obtained by cold pressing semen collected from the toilet cubicle floors of G.A.Y. in London. Quote
Cheese Posted August 11, 2021 Posted August 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: You use beard oil. Which, as everyone knows, is obtained by cold pressing semen collected from the toilet cubicle floors of G.A.Y. in London. Shut it, baldy. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 11, 2021 Author Posted August 11, 2021 He has a 'monkey tail' beard, he wears New Balance trainers with a suit from Oxfam. His favourite actor is Matthew Horne. He cries whilst watching Susan Boyle sing 'I Dreamed a Dream' on Youtube. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 11, 2021 Author Posted August 11, 2021 He's based his entire life on Ferris Bueller. He went to Chicago solely to jump on a float at a parade and lip-sync to some shit song. Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted August 11, 2021 Posted August 11, 2021 Farmer Bell in Camberwick Green. Wooden as fuck he was. Quote
stevieb Posted August 11, 2021 Posted August 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Michael Caine Some men just want to watch the world burn. Was a good Alfred. Quote
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