Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, deane koontz said: Ray Winstone- shocking actor, wooden poundshop hardman Liam Neeson - Just for making 64 slightly altered versions of Taken. When i see his mug i know he's gonna be playing some kind of ridiculous geriatric "hero" Minder, Scum, Nil By Mouth, Sexy Beast and erm... He was rubbish in The Departed. British actors to get a work visa should have one question on the form. 'Do you intend to portray an American?' If affirmative then stamp 'DENIED' there and then. Quote
Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Watched one of his t'other day, it was so shite I can't even remember the plot... Oh aye, now I remember, two kids get sent to their grandparents who their mam fell out with. Except the grandparents they've never met are two lunatic murderers who've killed their actual old folks. It was terrible. But not as bad as The Doors. "We take drugs to expand our minds - not to escape!" I'm pretty sure that rebuke from John Densmore to Jim Morrison didn't happen. In fact Shyamalan's fantasy is more true to life. Oliver Stone is toss. Have you read John Densmores book? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 Sean Penn. He's rubbish. He's also nobbing some actor's daughter I believe. And the actress's dad is younger than him. The dirty fecker. Quote
athywhite1958 Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Sean Penn. He's rubbish. He's also nobbing some actor's daughter I believe. And the actress's dad is younger than him. The dirty lucky fecker. EFA Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Have you read John Densmores book? I was obsessed with The Doors as a youth, so probably... I reckon' that exchange never happened. Used to idolise Jim Morrison, over the years though thought he was probably a bellend. Good singer but a nobhead. Quote
Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Sean Penn. He's rubbish. He's also nobbing some actor's daughter I believe. And the actress's dad is younger than him. The dirty fecker. Yeah not a fan. Was good in Carlitos way but everything else dross. And he snitched on El Chapo. His brother is shit as well 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I was obsessed with The Doors as a youth, so probably... I reckon' that exchange never happened. Used to idolise Jim Morrison, over the years though thought he was probably a bellend. Good singer but a nobhead. Best ones are Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: EFA He will be 61 at the end of the month. It's Greta Scacchi and Vincent D'onofrio's daughter he's MARRIED to. I think they're late 50's She's 28 (their daughter) He was 32 when she was in the womb. If I was Private Pyle his bollocks would be down the U-Bend, I would not be walking her down the aisle. The fucking dirty old pervert. And he's talentless. And practically a nonce. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Yeah not a fan. Was good in Carlitos way but everything else dross. And he snitched on El Chapo. His brother is shit as well Best ones are He was good in a gangster one, thought he almost ruined Carlito's Way, seemed to be trying to be John McEnroe...but a villainous lawyer Mac. Chris Penn will be shit saying he's been worm food fifteen years or so... The other point, yeah, I agree, 'nice' as a frontman invariably means shite. I bet Chris Martin would knock up a cracking veggie lasagne, nice salad and garlic baguette - your glass would never be empty of organic vegan wine... But then if he got his acoustic out... 'Oi, Martin, no! I appreciate your hospitality but do not start hopping around whilst twanging and caterwauling'. Quote
Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: He was good in a gangster one, thought he almost ruined Carlito's Way, seemed to be trying to be John McEnroe...but a villainous lawyer Mac. Chris Penn will be shit saying he's been worm food fifteen years or so... The other point, yeah, I agree, 'nice' as a frontman invariably means shite. I bet Chris Martin would knock up a cracking veggie lasagne, nice salad and garlic baguette - your glass would never be empty of organic vegan wine... But then if he got his acoustic out... 'Oi, Martin, no! I appreciate your hospitality but do not start hopping around whilst twanging and caterwauling'. Oasis talk about front men well ”Coldplay? Doesn’t matter if you can write a tune if the main man on stage is sat down at a keyboard the overall act is shit, you need to have both” ”lad from Keane went to rehab, doesn’t make him more rock n roll, he could inject heroin into his dick and his dad would still be a vicar” I digress Tim Robbins, love Shawshank but he is a terrible actor” Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: And your point is? My rule of thumb is, when technically, at what age, could you have knocked a girl up? Deduct the age of the girl you want to shag from your own age If this number is less than the former, you are thinking about fucking a girl that could be your daughter You're a soul vampire if you proceed Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Oasis talk about front men well ”Coldplay? Doesn’t matter if you can write a tune if the main man on stage is sat down at a keyboard the overall act is shit, you need to have both” ”lad from Keane went to rehab, doesn’t make him more rock n roll, he could inject heroin into his dick and his dad would still be a vicar” I digress Tim Robbins, love Shawshank but he is a terrible actor” Freddie Mercury played piano. He was a good, nah, great frontman even if a lot was shite Fucking hell Keane, a mate once said he liked them, slipped my mind, probably not berated him for five years for that, thanks for the reminder Liam Gallagher is a good frontman, but he can't write songs. And his brother has to write 20 to get one decent one Quote
DazBob Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 Hang on regarding Liam Neeson. I think he proved in Schindler's List he's a very, very good actor. Just because someone is in films you think are shit doesn't make them a bad actor. Nicholas Cage, on the other hand, simply cannot act. Quote
Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, DazBob said: Hang on regarding Liam Neeson. I think he proved in Schindler's List he's a very, very good actor. Just because someone is in films you think are shit doesn't make them a bad actor. Nicholas Cage, on the other hand, simply cannot act. Any more than schindlers list? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Casino said: Tom hardy Just do not get it Not one bit I do. Ride him like seabiscuit. Quote
Ani Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 16 minutes ago, Rudy said: Any more than schindlers list? https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/all-liam-neeson-movies-ranked-by-tomatometer/ a few that he stars are quite highly rated, plus some real shit. I do not like him but he is not as bad as Cage or Owen for me. The three of them are instant rejects when flicking through films to watch. Quote
Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ani said: https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/all-liam-neeson-movies-ranked-by-tomatometer/ a few that he stars are quite highly rated, plus some real shit. I do not like him but he is not as bad as Cage or Owen for me. The three of them are instant rejects when flicking through films to watch. Cage takes the cake no two ways about it but he’s not overrated he’s just wank Edited August 10, 2021 by Rudy Quote
deane koontz Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: Minder, Scum, Nil By Mouth, Sexy Beast and erm... He was rubbish in The Departed. British actors to get a work visa should have one question on the form. 'Do you intend to portray an American?' If affirmative then stamp 'DENIED' there and then. Is that the bumming one? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 23 minutes ago, DazBob said: Hang on regarding Liam Neeson. I think he proved in Schindler's List he's a very, very good actor. Just because someone is in films you think are shit doesn't make them a bad actor. Nicholas Cage, on the other hand, simply cannot act. He was good in Leaving Las Vegas. And I should know. Rumblefish. Wild at Heart. I saw a recent film of his called Joe and it was alreet - worth a watch. He just makes shite choices. In life too, those veneers are ridiculous. Quote
Ani Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, Ani said: https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/all-liam-neeson-movies-ranked-by-tomatometer/ a few that he stars are quite highly rated, plus some real shit. I do not like him but he is not as bad as Cage or Owen for me. The three of them are instant rejects when flicking through films to watch. Sorry to quote my self (is there a badge for that) but on a similar theme what things that are immediate rejects when choosing a film ? All 3 actors above film less than 90 minutes film described as supernatural any mention of M Night Shyamalan Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, deane koontz said: Is that the bumming one? Can't we have a burn sir? A mate taped it and relished showing it, he rewound the scene in the potting shed several times. He once found a tranny porn mag in some bushes and delighted in showing us that. He pestered a girlfriend into letting him bum her (literally), she finally relented under the proviso she was bought a chicken kebab. Married with two kids now (not to the bummed girlfriend. Quote
Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ani said: Sorry to quote my self (is there a badge for that) but on a similar theme what things that are immediate rejects when choosing a film ? All 3 actors above film less than 90 minutes film described as supernatural any mention of M Night Shyamalan Or superhero Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 That Suicide Squad was terrible, even Margot Robbie couldn't muster a wank because the rest was so distractingly shite. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Posted August 10, 2021 21 minutes ago, Ani said: Sorry to quote my self (is there a badge for that) but on a similar theme what things that are immediate rejects when choosing a film ? All 3 actors above film less than 90 minutes film described as supernatural any mention of M Night Shyamalan I wasted about an hour of my life watching the remake of Pet Semetary before I nodded off the other week... Atrocious. The original had a few spooky moments, shite, but stuck to the book. The Sixth Sense hasn't aged well either. Can't be arsed watching 'horror' these days. Although I watched sommat cslled Penumbria a few years ago and that was ok. Quote
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