Youri McAnespie Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Martin Freeman - robbed a living. I'm Doctor Watson, I'm Ali G's mate, I'm a lovelorn office worker, I'm a yank and a fucking Hobbit. Nah, you're the exact same you shitbag. Hugh Laurie, aside from Blackadder is rubbish too. Kate Winslet is wank an' all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Clive Owen. Pish. Any that have to live for weeks in character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Mark Wahlberg, wooden as a coffee table. Keanu Reeves, plays every role as Keanu Reeves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) Wahlberg was good in Boogie Nights - but probably just being himself at the time, prosthetic nob aside. Keanu Reeves is self-aware enough to know he's biz... Martin Freeman is deluded enough to think he's fucking England's De Niro... Yet another Brit bringing shame on us portraying Americans (Fargo) - maybe to gain revenge for Dick Van Dyke? (Never watched Mary Poppins btw, seen clips though). Edited August 10, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 hours ago, mickbrown said: Clive Owen. Pish. Any that have to live for weeks in character. I dunno, he was good in Casualty and that brain film with Rebecca De Mornay. He was in sommat with that French girl, Marion sommat, that was total shite, another Brit playing an American, terribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 She was good though, Marion, she played a coked-out prossie. Would've inspired a wank but then Clive Warren would pop-up onscreen and ruin everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 Kate Winslet? How fuckin dare you Wahlberg yes. Neeson yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 "There's an iceberg and we're going to crash into it!" No, you can't climb on here, you must freeze to death... Shittest film ever - never watched it. She plays yanks with a shit fake accent. Name one decent film with her in, one. Watched sommat with yon man out of The Goonies with her in it, it was rapey and she was crap as usual. She seemed to be channeling Bugs Bunny when he pretended to be a girl bunny. Posh bastards, if you're not a posh twat now you're fucked as an actor etc. Mare of Easttown. "Heey I'm fwom New Joisieeey" Wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) Kevin Costner Hugh Jackman Martin Clunes Mel Gibson Steven Segal Bruce Willis Sean Connery Hugh Grant Edited August 10, 2021 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 Sean Connery was shite. Apart from when he was propped up by Michael Caine in 'The Man Who Would Be King'. One film with Catherine Zeta Jones in her prime, him as her love interest, a bald syrup wearing wife-beating (in reality) scoundrel milkman fucking a 30 odd year old Jones, ludicrous. That Al Capone film was shite too. Dance With Wolves was OK, bloated and 'good whitey' stuff, but OK, outacted by a dog though, after that - struggling to name another decent performance from Costner. JFK was biz. In fact, overrated directors - Oliver Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Kate Winslett was excellent in The Reader. There's no one worse than Nicholas Cage is there? His Italian accent in Capt Correlli's mandolin was worse than Joey's in Friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Duck Egg said: Kate Winslett was excellent in The Reader. There's no one worse than Nicholas Cage is there? His Italian accent in Capt Correlli's mandolin was worse than Joey's in Friends Yep she was. Mare of east town again excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 Oliver stone JFK the doors born on the fourth of july snowden platoon Youri you’re talking shite now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 I've got Netflix and a Chromecast, I simply can't be arsed, last time I used it was the Crawley game, in my opinion White British actors have no business portraying Americans, they're shite and sound twangy, I don't watch boxsetty stuff, I might give it (Mare) ten minutes, just to see if she's improved any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rudy said: Oliver stone JFK Shite - too long, stupid plot, made tolerable by Joe Pesci, Kevin Bacon and Tommy Lee Jones. the doors Utter wank, terrible, Jim Morrison was a wanker by all accounts but portrayed as a shallow wanker in this - the rest of the band and his missus like an afterthought. The only decent scene being the Dead Rats/Break on Through bit, but it was fiction, never happened. born on the fourth of july Tom Cruise overacting as per - 'penis, mom!' - even Willem Dafoe was shite. snowden Overlong, wrong casting, boring topic, too close to actual events. platoon Best thing about this, Smokey Robinson and a blowback through a rifle barrel - overly sentimental "You weren't there, man!" crap. Youri you’re talking total sense now Efa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 Your film taste is on par with your music taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Your film taste is on par with your music taste. I don't have a music taste, there's shite and good... Death Metal, Soul, Ska, Detroit Techno, Drum and Bass, Classic Metal, Funk, Classical, New Wave and Post-Punk, Punk, Italo, Disco, Motown, Reggae, Ragga, Trip Hop, Grindcore, Rock n Roll, Chicago House, Hip Hop, Grime, Thrash etc. etc. If it's good it's good. I'll make a one man pit to Suffocation then mince around to Sylvester... I'll even concede shitbags Oasis have about six good songs. But Oliver Stone is a hack. He's beans on toast but one square at a time over three hours. That Snowden film was dogshit, there's a reason he doesn't make many films anymore. The Doors is one of the worst films ever for a layperson, for a fan of The Doors it's a travesty. Didn't you write you've never seen Rocky? And you like Crosby, Stills and Nash. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 8 hours ago, mickbrown said: Clive Owen. Pish. Any that have to live for weeks in character. Clive Owen is awful seems like he is trying to remember his lines in every scene. Nicholas Cage - this might sound daft but if you watch a film he is in it feels like you are watching someone act rather than watching the character, just never feels real I like Martin Freeman Hugh Grant was excellent in The Gentleman so changed my opinion of him a bit, having said that everyone in The Gentleman was brilliant Has Mark Ruffalo had a mention as a shit actor ? Stupid mumbling prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 10, 2021 Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don't have a music taste, there's shite and good... Death Metal, Soul, Ska, Detroit Techno, Drum and Bass, Classic Metal, Funk, Classical, New Wave and Post-Punk, Punk, Italo, Disco, Motown, Reggae, Ragga, Trip Hop, Grindcore, Rock n Roll, Chicago House, Hip Hop, Grime, Thrash etc. etc. If it's good it's good. I'll make a one man pit to Suffocation then mince around to Sylvester... I'll even concede shitbags Oasis have about six good songs. But Oliver Stone is a hack. He's beans on toast but one square at a time over three hours. That Snowden film was dogshit, there's a reason he doesn't make many films anymore. The Doors is one of the worst films ever for a layperson, for a fan of The Doors it's a travesty. Didn't you write you've never seen Rocky? And you like Crosby, Stills and Nash. Jesus. One of the worst films? Jesus you can’t have seen many films As a fan it’s great Yeah I’ve seen Rocky all of them no idea what you’re on about there or the CSNY reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 You said Bob Nobhead Dylan led you to Neil Young, The Doors etc. And CSN. The Doors is horrific. The filum. And films, jesus, I've seen thousands - I will regret the amount of time spent watching film on my deathbed, you name it I've probably watched it, from utter trite shite like Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo to Come and See or Koyaanisqatsi. My favourite film? North Shore or The Elephant Man. Oliver Stone just isn't very good, he just has good actors that raise his work a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Overarted directors >? M Night Shyamalen. One half decent movie 20 years ago, one half decent 5 years ago, dross in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted August 10, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said: 1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said: Hugh Grant Have to disagree there, I think he's very good, excellent in about a boy and the gentlemen Kate Winslet - neither here nor there with her but The Life Of David Gale is a good film Nicohlas Cage was good once in Raising Arizona but wins worst actor for me, but he's in a new one called Pig, about a pig farmer who loses his pig, and it's meant to be very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 10, 2021 Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 Not the biggest lover of Adam Sandler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Ray Winstone- shocking actor, wooden poundshop hardman Liam Neeson - Just for making 64 slightly altered versions of Taken. When i see his mug i know he's gonna be playing some kind of ridiculous geriatric "hero" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, ZiggyStardust said: Overarted directors >? M Night Shyamalen. One half decent movie 20 years ago, one half decent 5 years ago, dross in between. Watched one of his t'other day, it was so shite I can't even remember the plot... Oh aye, now I remember, two kids get sent to their grandparents who their mam fell out with. Except the grandparents they've never met are two lunatic murderers who've killed their actual old folks. It was terrible. But not as bad as The Doors. "We take drugs to expand our minds - not to escape!" I'm pretty sure that rebuke from John Densmore to Jim Morrison didn't happen. In fact Shyamalan's fantasy is more true to life. Oliver Stone is toss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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