Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 That is some repugnant shit, like kissing Dick Strawbridge going down on ungroomed scrubbers. Also who doesn't want to see themselves going in and out with a view unhindered by bush - only the mentally ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 7, 2022 Moderators Share Posted February 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: 51 is a very dangerous age in women, absolutely batshit crazy - especially if they've been trading on their looks all their lives and their looks are now fading... aye which is precisely why she shouldn't be in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: That is some repugnant shit, like kissing Dick Strawbridge going down on ungroomed scrubbers. Also who doesn't want to see themselves going in and out with a view unhindered by bush - only the mentally ill. Don’t talk gay man A well groomed bush is a thing of beauty. If you’re not flossing with pubes for an hour after you’re not doing it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, Zico said: aye which is precisely why she shouldn't be in this thread My sister (good handful) turned 51 last year - she rings me just to engineer an argument, I've got wise to her mentalism and now just tell her she needs to get shagged (not by me, unless...) and hang up on her. I reckon' Sykes would let an eighteen year old lad fuck her if he had a big nob. If she was a teacher she'd be one of those ones who gets pupils around to her house to get pissed up then initiates them into a gangbang (with her, not each other). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: My sister (good handful) turned 51 last year - she rings me just to engineer an argument, I've got wise to her mentalism and now just tell her she needs to get shagged (not by me, unless...) and hang up on her. I reckon' Sykes would let an eighteen year old lad fuck her if he had a big nob. If she was a teacher she'd be one of those ones who gets pupils around to her house to get pissed up then initiates them into a gangbang (with her, not each other). I’m failing to see the downside to Sykes at all Northen Fit Shagged Des O Connor Shagged a lad who sent a pic of his chopper Proper game bird our Mel Edited February 7, 2022 by Rudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Rudy said: Don’t talk gay man A well groomed bush is a thing of beauty. If you’re not flossing with pubes for an hour after you’re not doing it right Gaylords like hair - hence the term 'bear'. I shudder to remember when girls had bush. I suppose hairy arses (in women, or trannies) are ok too? Traditionally women have kept it tidy, blokes should reciprocate. Would you eat a pizza or sausage and mash sprinkled with pubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Rudy said: I’m failing to see the downside to Sykes at all Northen Fit Shagged Des O Connor Shagged a lad who sent a pic of his chopper Proper game bird our Mel You'd pay a small fortune on lube, if the johnny broke or you didn't pull out in time you'd have a kid that looked like Des O Connor. She would definitely superglue your nob to your stomach as you slept because you smiled at and said "Thanks" to a young waitress at a meal earlier in the evening. Edited February 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Gaylords like hair - hence the term 'bear'. I shudder to remember when girls had bush. I suppose hairy arses (in women, or trannies) are ok too? Traditionally women have kept it tidy, blokes should reciprocate. Would you eat a pizza or sausage and mash sprinkled with pubes? Behave. They love balds. Why would a bird have an hairy arse? They don’t just let it grow and leave it untamed like they’ve sat on seaweed until they die Exhibit A If you’re not into that, chances are you eat left handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) Great, fit as fuck but then stick 70's Jimmy Hill's beard into the mix. All she needs is a cravat out of her fanny and it's Jimmy presenting highlights of Forest v Leeds in 1971. I think shaped bush is probably worse than girls who can't be arsed at all - why go to the trouble of shaving then leave a bit? Get it all whipped off. I went on holiday with a girl who kept it shaved (big handful) - she purposefully let it grow out because she wanted to wear a bikini and have a bush to pad out her bikini bottoms and protect herself from displaying her cameltoe - I was not impressed by her prudish attitude and disregard for my feelings. Edited February 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bolton_blondie Posted February 7, 2022 Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Great, fit as fuck but then stick 70's Jimmy Hill's beard into the mix. All she needs is a cravat out of her fanny and it's Jimmy presenting highlights of Forest v Leeds in 1971. I think shaped bush is probably worse than girls who can't be arsed at all - why go to the trouble of shaving then leave a bit? Get it all whipped off. I went on holiday with a girl who kept it shaved (big handful) - she purposefully let it grow out because she wanted to wear a bikini and have a bush to pad out her bikini bottoms and protect herself from displaying her cameltoe - I was not impressed by her prudish attitude and disregard for my feelings. She probably grew it out to stop you mawling her. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 25 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: She probably grew it out to stop you mawling her. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) 50 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: She probably grew it out to stop you mawling her. Just saying. Wrong. I was the only bloke who'd gave her climaxes. She used to molest me. It's just pure laziness, I'm not sexist, blokes should keep the bottom garden tidy too, it's just basic common courtesy. It's 2022 ffs, not the Playboy mansion in 1976. It's as bad as a bloke growing a beard, sculpting pointy sideburns or shaving tramlines in their eyebrows - unacceptable. Women who have bush, it's highly likely their legs are hairier than George Best's and their pits have Sir David Attenborough mooching about in them expounding about wildlife. Edited February 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 58 minutes ago, Rudy said: You're gay, you're married, to a woman. Your dog is a bender too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You're gay, you're married, to a woman. Your dog is a bender too. My dog will shag you and you will like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Rudy said: My dog will shag you and you will like it It's the canine version of Freddie Mercury. I will open a dog version of gay nightclub 'Heaven' for all the bent dogs owned by the posters on here. I witnessed Rick Stein's late dog 'Chalky' (when it was alive) trying to mate with a male yorkshire terrier, Stein found this canine reenactment of the potting shed scene from 'Scum' highly amusing and quipped "He's a character..." Edited February 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) Denise Van Outen is on Donny Osmond's House of Fun, she's still a cracker (meaning fit not a Southern State of the USA white trash) I bet she's balder than Yul Brynner's ghost - nothing from her eyelashes down. You could eat your dinner off her punani. I urge you to tune in if at home. (Rubs thighs - Vic Reeves style). Edited February 7, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 ive never seen a ginger muff in my life would love to see one i did have a ginger one once but was only a young pup wham bam thank you so never had a look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted February 7, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 7, 2022 12 minutes ago, little whitt said: ive never seen a ginger muff in my life would love to see one i did have a ginger one once but was only a young pup wham bam thank you so never had a look I once got lucky with a ginger lass from Morecambe (appropriately enough) on holiday,. She was very pretty and her downstairs thatch resembled an electric motor. Sadly that was the only resemblance to one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 My mate shagged a ginger, well he did so briefly before doing her up the wrong 'un, on the kitchen floor, he was on the vinegar thrusts when he saw his neighbour peering through the window, he gave him the thumbs up and finished up. He unchivalrously said this poor girl's fanny was a 'gutted rabbit' because she was ginger, she was fucking nuts though. She was from dern sowf and elected to live here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 38 minutes ago, little whitt said: ive never seen a ginger muff in my life would love to see one i did have a ginger one once but was only a young pup wham bam thank you so never had a look Fuckin love a ginger bush. Fuckin wonderful. Blonde as well, perfect when it’s like shredded wheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Back on topic - Baby Spice Anthea Turner Kate Garraway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 7, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Back on topic - Baby Spice Anthea Turner Kate Garraway I reckon Kate Garraway would go like a sailor on shore leave since her fella lost his mojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 7, 2022 Moderators Share Posted February 7, 2022 5 hours ago, Rudy said: I’m failing to see the downside to Sykes at all You tell me, you're the one who classed her as fit but boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted February 7, 2022 26 minutes ago, Zico said: You tell me, you're the one who classed her as fit but boring In the ones Youri mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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