Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: And your girlfriends have undoubtedly. You can't fake squirting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: On behalf of the black delegation I give you permission. I do tend to quote Spinal tap a lot so I do the 70s English rock star impression a lot I wouldn't do Tyson, Eubank or Ali's ghost to their faces though. I do Nigel Benn too but wouldn't do it in front of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You can't fake squirting. Premature ejaculation doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Premature ejaculation doesn't count. I'm at the age that's the least of my concerns - it's more them nodding off. Then you feel like some kind of sex criminal if you continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Maxine Peake is from Westhoughton, that gay lad who got chucked out of a window in Braveheart was from Chorley. He's from Bolton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said: He's from Bolton. I worked with someone who reckoned they bummed each other, at night. I had no reason to disbelieve him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: I worked with someone who reckoned they bummed each other, at night. I had no reason to disbelieve him. I don't dispute his sexuality. Is "from Chorley" an idiom I dont know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 minute ago, jayjayoghani said: I don't dispute his sexuality. Is "from Chorley" an idiom I dont know? He played a violent maniac in Eastenders or whatever with about as much menace as Rylan, Chorley is a town about twelve miles north of Bolton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 23, 2022 Members Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: You can't fake squirting. You can always push a bit of piss out though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 23, 2022 Members Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You can always push a bit of piss out though. @little whitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You can always push a bit of piss out though. Dear God. But I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 I got pissed on once, in the rudest circumstances - Whitt would've paid good money, I was unimpressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 23, 2022 Members Share Posted February 23, 2022 21 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Dear God. But I'm impressed. I'm convinced that's what women actually do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm convinced that's what women actually do My Mrs squirts a lot more when we've had a drink and now she's had 2 kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 23, 2022 Members Share Posted February 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, stevieb said: My Mrs squirts a lot more when we've had a drink and now she's had 2 kids Pissing herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 23, 2022 Author Share Posted February 23, 2022 I have a lot more sit down pisses these days and a lot less stand up wanks, I can still muster about ten a day but about half are whilst flaccid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 ive never had a bird SQUIRT Trust me ive had all sorts of stuff up them had them Wetter then a M0ngs Bib but never a Squirter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 24, 2022 Members Share Posted February 24, 2022 1 minute ago, little whitt said: ive never had a bird SQUIRT Trust me ive had all sorts of stuff up them had them Wetter then a M0ngs Bib but never a Squirter I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 11 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: He played a violent maniac in Eastenders or whatever with about as much menace as Rylan, Chorley is a town about twelve miles north of Bolton. He's still from Bolton. Grew up in South Africa, and also some time in Preston when the family returned to UK. Then did the Dick Whittington to London. Fuck all to do with Chorley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 44 minutes ago, little whitt said: Had them Wetter then a M0ngs Bib 🤣 🤣 🤣 Instant classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 12 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: He played a violent maniac in Eastenders or whatever with about as much menace as Rylan, Chorley is a town about twelve miles north of Bolton. 37 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said: He's still from Bolton. Grew up in South Africa, and also some time in Preston when the family returned to UK. Then did the Dick Whittington to London. Fuck all to do with Chorley. Stephen Billington? Was in Corrie, not Eastenders and I think he's from Farnworth. I also think he's related to a poster on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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