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What footballers have tried it on with your bird?


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bastard! :D  

 

 

and have any footballers chatted u up thinkin you were a girl?  :-k

 

Apart from Arnar Gunnlaugsson, no.

 

Although come to think of it, Gudni Bergsson actually did nick one off me and took her back to the Dere Whites for a good servicing ](*,)

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its so unfair, ive never had the joy of telling a football player to feck off. or anyone for that matter. maybe i should hang around carparks and look 15, eh ali??

 

i never ever get chatted up, ever, is it something to do with huge lump of a husband??????????

 

 

 

 

missus c

feeling unloved

badly hungover

lacking interest from footie stars

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Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

did she say ' id love to phil, but the lead my hubby keeps me on wont stretch that far' ???

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Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

did she say ' id love to phil, but the lead my hubby keeps me on wont stretch that far' ???

 

Your like a dog with a bone, just won't let go :D

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Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

 

 

MG did she say yes or no :-k

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Phil Brown tried it on with my wife, asked her if she fancied going back to his place to listen to some cd's.

One of Phil's less "straight to the point" chat up lines I have heard he uses.

 

 

 

MG did she say yes or no :-k

 

She said no, I said she should say yes I might get some free tickets.

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