Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 28 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Why would I mooch up to Astley Bridge when the houses I own are in BL1 and BL3? If you want to pay £15 for a tiny rat mithered box of diced pork, a stick of lemongrass, two shallots, three cloves of garlic and god knows what in plastic sachets - knock yourself out... I shop anywhere, wherever I'm passing. I don’t use apps wherever possible to stop data mining parasites. Houses in both BL1 and BL3? Bloody hell. Some people just have all the luck. I grew up in BL1 and Astley Bridge Asda is the closest supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 9, 2022 Moderators Share Posted April 9, 2022 AB is BL1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 Town is BL1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Houses in both BL1 and BL3? Bloody hell. Some people just have all the luck. I grew up in BL1 and Astley Bridge Asda is the closest supermarket. I paid less than two hundred quid last month for utilities, insurance and council tax. But you can go swimming in a scummy lodge and get freebie tickets for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and hobnob with Max Von Sydow's nephew. Whilst paying another bloke's mortgage to the tune of £4k a month whilst he lies in the pool of his Spanish Hacienda like a fat blob laughing at you and the other mugs he lets to. Edited April 9, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 9, 2022 Members Share Posted April 9, 2022 Saturday night Asda delivery has arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 26 minutes ago, Rudy said: Saturday night Asda delivery has arrived This is what you get from Ocado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 just got a FRATELLIS she come to the door i went to the door in my Dressingrown she said am i at the Playboy Mansion 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I paid less than two hundred quid last month for utilities, insurance and council tax. But you can go swimming in a scummy lodge and get freebie tickets for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and hobnob with Max Von Sydow's nephew. Whilst paying another bloke's mortgage to the tune of £4k a month whilst he lies in the pool of his Spanish Hacienda like a fat blob laughing at you and the other mugs he lets to. I'm not that bothered to be honest. Off to the Olivers tomorrow, awful and boring but the parties are fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 (edited) What does he put on as a spread? Turkey Twizzlers and Oven Chips with gob as dressing? I'm personal friends with Tom Araya, Bill Steer, Dani Filth and all of Anathema. Beat that. Does Oliver subject his guests to him ineptly drumming along to his favourite band - Toploader? Edited April 9, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: What does he put on as a spread? Turkey Twizzlers and Oven Chips with gob as dressing? I'm personal friends with Tom Araya, Bill Steer, Dani Filth and all of Anathema. Beat that. Does Oliver subject his guests to him ineptly drumming along to his favourite band - Toploader? Spelling aside, did the Guinness come with the ASDA order? It's a tale for its time, understandably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 On 09/04/2022 at 19:16, Rudy said: Saturday night Asda delivery has arrived Photo has a distinct lack of Blondies thumb. Everything OK hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 11, 2022 Members Share Posted April 11, 2022 8 hours ago, stevieb said: Photo has a distinct lack of Blondies thumb. Everything OK hun? Ran off with a black man. A different black man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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