Youri McAnespie Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Their website is utterly shite, you fuck around for half an hour buying overpriced shit then go to pay and it tells you your card which expires in 2025 and you used not but four hours ago in the corner shop is 'expired' - fucking twats, Nic will be elated they mined my data when I signed up, tossers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Their website is utterly shite, you fuck around for half an hour buying overpriced shit then go to pay and it tells you your card which expires in 2025 and you used not but four hours ago in the corner shop is 'expired' - fucking twats, Nic will be elated they mined my data when I signed up, tossers. I didn’t have you down as an Asda man, if I’m honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 Guinness is £12 for 12, it's six quid for 4 at the corner shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 9, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2022 £10.80 with discount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 It’s an area I work in. Not Asda but yes you have a point. Retail online has evolved so quickly since covid that it’s hard to keep up. Out of interest did you order on computer or phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 (edited) A phone, should it matter? Just purely shite coding, buggy as fuck.Whatsmore a Jar of pickles instore - 30p, a jar online - branded £1.19. Everything online is the branded dear stuff. Anyhow, fuck 'em, they never have Guinness Original instore so nailed on they'd have sent draught instead. Edited April 9, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: A phone, should it matter? Just purely shite coding, buggy as fuck.Whatsmore a Jar of pickles instore - 30p, a jar online - branded £1.19. Everything online is the branded dear stuff. Anyhow, fuck 'em, they never have Guinness Original instore so nailed on they'd have sent draught instead. Yeah it does. They need to be better on mobile as the majority use mobile for online shopping now. Sites are still desktop heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Stopped food shopping online few years ago substitutions all the fucking time, yeah you can opt for non but then what’s the point we ended up nipping in guess what the original item was on the shelf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 It's poo. Out of stock items/bizarre substitutes. Lost count of the number of times stuff has been out of date the next day too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 9, 2022 Members Share Posted April 9, 2022 Do they do a basket of whoopsie sandwiches online? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 9, 2022 Members Share Posted April 9, 2022 Sack online food shops. I like to go for the peace. Even if I get trolley rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Sod that, get your food delivered by online companies, always doing offers use them and then onto the next, currently using The Green Chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 One of Neighbours gets their shopping delivered gone 8pm on Saturday night. What a life they must lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 any one Use TOGOODTOGO keeps poping up on my FB its a app and you buy food at the end of the day from places looks like you get loads for a Couple of Quid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 9, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Sack online food shops. I like to go for the peace. Even if I get trolley rage. You weren't saying that in the Traffic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Asda is shite. However, when isolating a few weeks ago I had a 50% off groceries code on Uber Eats and it was fucking mega. No substitutions and arrived within half an hour of ordering. Pissed all over doing a proper online shop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 28 minutes ago, gonzo said: One of Neighbours gets their shopping delivered gone 8pm on Saturday night. What a life they must lead. Depends what they get delivered. A bottle of Vodka, a cucumber, a large tub of vaseline and some straws and it might be party time round your neighbours! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: Sod that, get your food delivered by online companies, always doing offers use them and then onto the next, currently using The Green Chef. I had a gander - the meals looked as appetising as a pool of vomit from a vagrant who'd not ate for a week then been bought a takeaway by a charitable soul, but the tramp's stomach rejected it. Fifteen quid for two, a box worth about a fiver, covered in rat urine and faeces from the unhygienic depot, then you still have to cook it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Rudy said: Do they do a basket of whoopsie sandwiches online? I once stole a load of them out of a tramps trolley, whilst he was distracted in the booze aisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 9, 2022 Members Share Posted April 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sweep said: I once stole a load of them out of a tramps trolley, whilst he was distracted in the booze aisle. Was he wearing a top hat and being belligerent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: Sod that, get your food delivered by online companies, always doing offers use them and then onto the next, currently using The Green Chef. I've tried a few of them. The flavours are usually alright but I've always found the meat to be shite. Am I using the wrong ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 3 hours ago, kent_white said: I've tried a few of them. The flavours are usually alright but I've always found the meat to be shite. Am I using the wrong ones? Some aren't as good as others but the one we have at the moment is a keto box and the meat has been good - the duck especially, and nice enough for weekday teas. Couple of the meals have been a bit lacking but there are always one or two. Think I've got a recommend a friend link I can send. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I had a gander - the meals looked as appetising as a pool of vomit from a vagrant who'd not ate for a week then been bought a takeaway by a charitable soul, but the tramp's stomach rejected it. Fifteen quid for two, a box worth about a fiver, covered in rat urine and faeces from the unhygienic depot, then you still have to cook it. Not been my experience, and the one offs like Nonda Tonda have been good. You enjoy Astley Bridge ASDA and assorted apps 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Not been my experience, and the one offs like Nonda Tonda have been good. You enjoy Astley Bridge ASDA and assorted apps 😊 Why would I mooch up to Astley Bridge when the houses I own are in BL1 and BL3? If you want to pay £15 for a tiny rat mithered box of diced pork, a stick of lemongrass, two shallots, three cloves of garlic and god knows what in plastic sachets - knock yourself out... I shop anywhere, wherever I'm passing. I don’t use apps wherever possible to stop data mining parasites. Edited April 9, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, Sweep said: I once stole a load of them out of a tramps trolley, whilst he was distracted in the booze aisle. They were on the till conveyor belt, I'd forgot Bran Flakes and went to get some, I saw some dirty gypsy putting them in his tinfoil bag. He was a shambles, dressed in filthy 'Tapout' and 'Lonsdale' rags. He had about six snot nosed undernourished kids and an obviously brutalised wife in tow. I didn't have the heart to deny them a decentish meal for once. I asked the checkout girl about him, she said he'd let slip he was taking his caravan down south, there was more opportunities for unchallenged burglaries, shoplifting and theft from building sites there. Edited April 9, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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