Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2022 Was doing a job yesterday, which involved taking plants out of pots and putting them in the ground. One pot is a terracotta job; some damage and cracks but largely intact. She can't get the plant out, so lad decides to do his finest Tyson Fury impression. The fucker didn't break, whereas his knuckle did. Knobhead. 🤪 The joys of being 17. Any other mentalist teen injuries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2022 I broke my coccyx trying to jump into a moving car like it was the Dukes of Hazard. Missed by a mile and landed on the edge of the kerb full on my bum bone. Hurts like fuck I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Spider said: I broke my coccyx trying to jump into a moving car like it was the Dukes of Hazard. Missed by a mile and landed on the edge of the kerb full on my bum bone. Hurts like fuck I tell you. Starsky or Hutch did that too. Blonde one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 3, 2022 Author Site Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Spider said: I broke my coccyx trying to jump into a moving car like it was the Dukes of Hazard. Missed by a mile and landed on the edge of the kerb full on my bum bone. Hurts like fuck I tell you. Always remember primary school teacher warning us about landing on the coccyx. Kids pulling chairs from under each other as they were sitting down displeased him, so he said it can kill you. True or not, it stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted May 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Spider said: I broke my coccyx trying to jump into a moving car like it was the Dukes of Hazard. Missed by a mile and landed on the edge of the kerb full on my bum bone. Hurts like fuck I tell you. Did you jump up and carry on as if nothing had happened ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 3, 2022 Members Share Posted May 3, 2022 Gave my mate a backie on my bmx. He said what would you do if I tried to put you in a sleeper hold, I said this Tried bunny hopping the kerb, hit it wrong, ended up with the uncovered handlebar into my stomach muscle, pissing out claret , and my mate knocked out on the middle of the road. Luckily it was down the hill to the hospital from plodder lane. I ended up with stitches in my stomach my mate ended up with stitches in his forehead. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted May 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2022 Trying to fit pallets in a van, and the last one wouldn't quite fit. I'm lifting it trying to gently move it in and tge customer kicks the bottom and jams my hand.. 3 dislocated fingers and one broken.. thankfully on my left (cack) hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted May 3, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2022 We had a race as kids on our BMXs across a carpark that had a tight downhill turn, everyone who knew took it wide and careful as it was slippy as fuck with loose gravel, novice dickhead here ended up in Bolton Royal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 3, 2022 Members Share Posted May 3, 2022 Broke my coccyx after getting the ex to take off my knee high boots (off me) pissed up and fell on my arse on my tiled floor. I sat and cried for about 20 minutes. Think he pissed off to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 3, 2022 Members Share Posted May 3, 2022 Also jumped over a wall playing with lads not realising it had barbed wire across it. Split my lip in half. Dad nearly passed out from the blood. I was more arsed about having blood on my reebok classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted May 4, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2022 (edited) 8yrs old, flying about on bikes with mates, misjudged a corner & ploughed straight into a wall...shot forward off the seat onto the frame & played a cannon & knocked both balls into the same sack, never known pain like it!! Glad I had no idea about the joys of sex back then or I would have cried even more 😁 Edited May 4, 2022 by RONNIE PHILLIPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2022 Members Share Posted May 4, 2022 17 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: 8yrs old, flying about on bikes with mates, misjudged a corner & ploughed straight into a wall...shot forward off the seat onto the frame & played a cannon & knocked both balls into the same sack, never known pain like it!! Glad I had no idea about the joys of sex back then or I would have cried even more 😁 Like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 4, 2022 Author Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2022 Goes through me that vid. We've all mis judged stuff on a bike, but that looks sore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Jumped through a chemist window, 14 stitches in my elbow. Was my first night out with our peg. She waited in A&E with me all night then I went straight to V99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2022 Members Share Posted May 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, gonzo said: Jumped through a chemist window, 14 stitches in my elbow. Was my first night out with our peg. She waited in A&E with me all night then I went straight to V99. The fuckin irony 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted May 4, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Like this? I think I made more of a fuss!!! 😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted May 4, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Like this? Having the doctor pop it back wasn't fun either!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted May 4, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2022 Not me but a lad I worked with. both 1st year apprentices in plant hire. tasked with rebuilding an engine from a generator. had it on the test bench and started it up, minus the generator, little trickle of oil on the outside edge of the wheel, because we’ve not put the seal in quite right . flywheel going so fast on a running engine can look still and the film of oil just making a complete ring around the edge . even struggling to type this as I remember him putting his finger in a rag and on to the flywheel to wipe it off . Last thing he ever did with the tip of that finger and not much else with that hand for a while 🤢 the generator did get fixed and go out and earn though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2022 Members Share Posted May 4, 2022 (edited) Dad had a portacabin dropped on his finger whilst pushing it into place on a site. De-sleeved it and passed out. Kept it in a jar the dirty bastard and every year we get to see a pic of it on its anniversary 🤢 Edited May 4, 2022 by bolton_blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 I once got a nasty papercut. Stung for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 46 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I once got a nasty papercut. Stung for days. See, now we're talking about real pain. Standing on a plug/lego type of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, Traf said: See, now we're talking about real pain. Standing on a plug/lego type of pain. I once had my Mrs moaning in my ear constantly about the pain of labour for 4 days whilst she got free drugs to sleep and rest and I had to pay hospital prices for food and drinks. And I couldn't read my Thursday paper until Sunday when she got an epidural. Fucking liberties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2022 Members Share Posted May 4, 2022 57 minutes ago, stevieb said: I once had my Mrs moaning in my ear constantly about the pain of labour for 4 days whilst she got free drugs to sleep and rest and I had to pay hospital prices for food and drinks. And I couldn't read my Thursday paper until Sunday when she got an epidural. Fucking liberties Poor woman. Mine was a breeze. Women hate me when I say that 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Poor woman. Mine was a breeze. Women hate me when I say that 😂😂 Like a clowns pocket I’ve heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Like a wizard's sleeve down in the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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