Missus reckons I spend too long on the potty.

I have my reasons, but surely ten minutes is a minimum?

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

 

I hope that plate’s warm because it’ll make his helmet cold otherwise

Viewer discretion advised.

🤮

10 hours ago, barryk32 said:

The lad I work with has the weidest shitting technique in the world.

Not only does he strip completely naked leaving his pile of clothes in the hall, my hall, he does this in my house.  Also fuck knows why he doesnt just do this in the bathroom.

He then stands on the toilet seat and squats down. 

Do you watch him shit often like?.

11 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Sometimes yes although the bed of bog roll I put in there first to prevent splashback is usually enough to mummify the beastly effluent until it's time to leave. 

Bangers n mash.

Toilets are designed wrong imo.

Should be a sqaure box, save skids and collateral damage.

Little hole, plop in to a sqaure box with no ledges. Flush, bosh job done. No shitty brushes or pebbledash. 

It seems politicians are very keen to show off their working class credentials so I’ll join in. Up to the age of 11, I lived in a two up two down terraced with an outside loo. We then moved into a council house with an inside loo. It took me a while to get used to having a crap INSIDE a house. Just didn’t seem right.

49 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Toilets are designed wrong imo.

Should be a sqaure box, save skids and collateral damage.

Little hole, plop in to a sqaure box with no ledges. Flush, bosh job done. No shitty brushes or pebbledash. 

Aye the amount of messy non solid ones i have that land then don't slide down is ridiculous 

This is where my contempt for white bristled bog brushes stems from 

Tempted to hire a cleaner just to sort my messes so I don't have to 

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

 

Fucks sake 

16 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Fucks sake 

I know

Hes not even tied some of the condoms up. Just left them open. Shocking really.

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

I know

Hes not even tied some of the condoms up. Just left them open. Shocking really.

I dread to think what's on @gonzophone. Kinda wanna see also though. 

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

I dread to think what's on @gonzophone. Kinda wanna see also though. 

let's just say that the offerings on here are very tame.

Edit: Quotes came to the wrong thread.

Edited February 3, 20233 yr by Jol_BWFC

Plot twist 

Do you realise how disappointing it is when a thread such as this is resurrected after six months and it was accidental. 

I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea 

looks the Same coming out as going in  

4 minutes ago, little whitt said:

I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea 

looks the Same coming out as going in  

9 hours ago, little whitt said:

I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea 

looks the Same coming out as going in  

Get some onions, french mustard and some cream to knock up a sauce

Cracking meal

Recipes and dark web turd platters!

The job's not finished until the paperwork's done.

On 03/02/2023 at 21:53, Casino said:

Get some onions, french mustard and some cream to knock up a sauce

Cracking meal

Black pudding salad is also a treat - like you say French mustard dressing, loads of peppery rocket. Lovely.

We also add oranges, which shouldn't work but do.

Oh and walnuts.

44 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Black pudding salad is also a treat - like you say French mustard dressing, loads of peppery rocket. Lovely.

We also add oranges, which shouldn't work but do.

Oh and walnuts.

I’ve just become fully erect

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’ve just become fully erect

You quoted the wrong post