Peter North

Just tried downloading it, but some bugger deleted it straightaway. Damn. Got Sweeney Todd though, as compensation. Great quality. Looks damn good!

OI! - Outside. Now!

Oh you bloody well are, my son!!!

Chicago Toronto Was gonna add Marseille, but only vaguely remember being there!!

SOMETIMES IT'S GREAT BEING A TEACHER. HURR HURR HURR!!!!!

No, but I've had to give up smoking when I wear it, and won't go anywhere near a bloody bunsen burner!

I agree with most of 'em, and I'm a bloody teacher! As a union official, I have had to deal with some very similar casework to some of those scenarios.It's fecking frightening! If anyone gets the time try reading "It's your time your wasting!" by 'Frank Chalk'- you will find much more stuff like that. Damn good read!

Go and buy some Wahl clippers like the rest of us!!!

Where Burger King used to be , at the bottom of the Asda car park. Went there before buying one of those ?15 suits!!!

Just been in the club shop this afternoon. The place was empty, but begorrah...the Normid tops are in stock at ?29.99. Class!!!

God bless the rain for flooding our school out, meaning I don't have to go back in 'work' till Monday. Spent the afternoon in Nando's with me doris, scoffing away in those pitta thingies and chicken wings Afterwards, she says..."Look I still prefer KFC to this place". No class or what?

Me 2! Bolton Ultra's unite!

Newcastle aren't a 'big club' in any way shape or form. They are just a mediocre club with an absurdly large following.

Six months playing golf in Dubai, with a very hefty bank account to ease the pain, then he will waltz into another job. I don't feel sorry for him. He wanted to play the big managers game, so he shouldn't be surprised when it doesn't always go his way. Newcastle and Shearer are made for each other - downrightnmiserable fans and a downright miserable manager to match !

ring it first, but no doubt you've already tried

Hmm , women seem to be good at those little everyday lies, like "I've got a headache", "I'm staying in tonight" et al, whilst men tend to go for the big in-your-face lies, that reinterpret their past such as "I used to box when I was in the navy", inventing more interesting jobs and ego boosting fantasy careers. Now, who makes the more convincing liars, men or women?!

Interesting debate at work today. What are your opinions?

fourteen pints of carling and half a bottle of sambuca tonight, and by midnight, I'd do a craggy rock, or a knot in a tree! Hurr hurr hurr....see you all in 2008. God Bless.

watching the mighty boosh, then suited and booted, daaaahn the local, eyeing up everyone elses missus, before moving in for the kill at midnight! In reality, waking up in bed fully dressed, with a bit of sick on me shirt, and spending 24hrs in the' room of doom' shaking like amy winehouse after a camden bender. Why didn't anyone come up with anything more interesting for toneet?

It utterly disgusts me to watch a bunch of housewives batter all and sundry senseless, including likkle kiddies, in the sales, on the news, in the papers, etc. What is it with this form of mass psychosis, that renders usually sane individuals, one step away from a spell in K2? Resist the media, switch of the TV and start being normal again. If we all bought less stupid fecking electrical goods that we don't really really need, then the country wouldn't be up to it's neck in floodwater half the year round, would it? Let's remember, half the planet doesn't even have access to clean water, sanitation, schools or basic healthcare. Rant, over, I'm having a bath with all the smellies that Santa has bought me this year

The word on the street is that Madrid is rammed with 'em. What are we gonna do?!!!! Shall we split into crack teams , or concentrate our forces on a particular one? Answers on a postcrad please!

Highs: Beating the scum, Niagara Falls and making it to the top of the CN tower in Toronto Lows: Having the bloody runs while at the top of the CN tower. Bet I had the highest poo of anyone this year, though!

Happy Stressmas to everyone out there on WW!

It's our feb half term. Wa-hey. Count me in on happy airlines. Overnight stay, please!

Uuuurgh, it's coming back to me now, Maloney's!!! Why is it when your body is on the verge of totally shutting down on you, the only thing that functions are yer genitals. Ha!!!