Peter North

AARRGGHH! Me computer won't let me upload me and stringy together in the bookies last night. Will have to put it on his facebook page. Denied. He was i his lime green ensemble if you should care to ask.

I finally achieved me ambition. It's a love thing you know!

Yes, definitely. But what about Miley? ..errrmm , I'll get me coat!

OMG. Naahh it ain't real. Never again! Uuurggh. I feel defiled!!!

Has anybody seen this and can they tell me what it's all about. Sounds intriguing. Ha!

Time to get the aerosol cans out then and liven the place up with a bit of interesting graffitti!

Google Streetview camera car spotted this afternoon on Maccy D's car park at t'bottom of St Helen's Rd. Does this mean the lovely Morris Green will soon be captured for posterity so every scrote in the district can plan their next robbery. Hmmmm!

Did any of you lot see her in 3D? Great tits, that's all I can say. Well worth the money. Hurr hurr hurrr!!!

Somebody told me 'Shep' was in town on Sunday neet? Anyone see him or know who he is?

Bloody Hell - What have I started here lads?!!!!

Nearly got rammed through the central reservation at 4pm-ish near Chorley by two very fast and very evil black top of the range Toyota police cars today. Just heard on the news that another rag-head terror plot has been foiled again. Arrests in Clitheroe and other parts of the north west. Probably taking em to Manchester for tea and cakes, and bacon butties, eh?

I got stuck in a porn vortex for the last three days. It's all your fault. I'm wandering around looking like Gandalf with a withered arm once again!!!

Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers!!!

Personally, I want to know if there is an application that will let you throw virtual paintballs at the Bobby Sands mural in West Belfast. Now that would make it of some bloody value!

been using it for a while. Me complexion is ace! Seriously though, it's better than LastFM, Deeezer and the rest. By invite only. Saves a lot of downloading tat to get to the tracks that you want!

JCVD Van Damme's finest in years. Awesome, but for the arty farty crowd! Oh, and the Wrestler!

The Food Scientists Once got a good review in t'NME a few years back! The Pope's Dick - Darcy superstars from the eighties!

Regardless of the 'offence', the company needs to be sure they are using the correct procedure and following it to the letter, eg, competence, internet use, disciplinary, and if they are not, then they can be challenged on correct use of a procedure. If the company has just warned another employee over a similar offence in a previous case, then you can argue the same outcome should apply in this case. I have been successful in doing this in the past in getting a client of with a lesser punishment. Secondly we use the old "You shag one sheep" approach, ie, this is a one off offence, or more correctly an error of judgement, and should be weighed against the defendants good character, reputation, workrate and attendance. If the defendant has no previous then this should be highlighted immediately. The company is obliged to make all policies regarding appeals available to all as soon as possible.

... and I shovel snow. Yeeaaarrghhhhh!!

I'd like to observe the mighty smiffs 'teaching' a class of our wonderful year nines. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Funny how everyone slags teachers off, but everyone says they could never do my job!!!

Ohh Dracula lives in Transylvania Stevie Nicks books about Kleptomania Johnny looked out of his bedroom window and shouted to his mum... Fucking 'ell, it's Fred Titmuss!

School closed today, and maybe tomorrow as well. Kicking back and watching Sky Sports News all day. What a result!!!!!

The House of Love Bogshed - should have ruled the planet with "Fat Lad Exam Failure" Husker Du - obviously

Went for a run round Entwistle Reservoir earlier this morning, where it was a brisk -5! Sorts the men out from the boys, eh!

Went for a run round Entwistle Reservoir earlier this morning, where it was a brisk -5! Sorts the men out from the boys, eh!