Peter North

Can't beat a bit of the old Arcade Fire, Neon Bible will top alll the end of year polls, mark my words. ...and "The Trpyptych" by Fred Deakin, 3cd's of sheer bliss

Gil Scott Heron for the 21st century, Carlos Ever heard "The Revolution Will not Be Televised"? It's good, but derivative!

Let's get back to Sarah harding shall we? ... Body of an Angel and mind of a slut. Perfect combination... and just for the record, lads, I'd boil her knickers and drink the soup. Hurr hurr hurr

I shall be asleep during the course of the grand national. Someone wake me up just after half time and let me know how much money I can add to the northy milions, having backed the winner of course. Please trat me gently and feed me a kebab and I shall be a happy chappy!

Oh remember everyone - "Eating is Cheating"!!!!!!!! Hurr hurr hurrr

Looks good enough for a place to meet up. Oh, just for the record, I shall be having a sleepat the match on Saturday. Made it an ambition of mine to have a cheeky sleep at every ground I visit. Not failed yet!

Being Franca's 'Pizza Bitch' again, no doubt. Hurr hurr hurr!!!! For the rest, where is the best pub to meet in, near the ground?

Myself, Randy West and 14 other assorted superstars of drinking in a minibus. Who else is on the list?

Hey Ho Let's Go! Should have put Rockaway Beach on, and cranked the volume up to 11 mate!

Woody from Toy Story proper hero, eh!

No doubt they will all be in bed now, smelling their fingers. Hurr hurr hurr!

Coles Corner - Richard Hawley Bloody Perfect for a sunday!

Any news on the holocaust of ale that is happening over here? Smiley seems to have gone deep undercover!

Is it his birthday today? Damn I nearly forgot it. Did he get a cake, and did he have many candles on it? What did he wish for?

Having seen you wipe out half the milfs at Blackburn Ice Arena the other saturday, when you were wobbling and sliding all around the shop, I hope you are taking notes on how to improve your technique, young sir!!!

Oh do shut up you lot. None of you would last five minutes in a school. Fact. Anyway, I'm on me half term break this week. On full pay. Ha ha

Wot about Ivan Milat? Who, I hear you say well he was or still is the aussie backpacker murderer inspired that film 'Wolf Creek', y know!!!

Women in the pub last night, told me (her dad is an ex copper- fact) that Sutty's favourite trick was disembowelling the poor slag, removing her guts and stuffing her own shoes in the bowel cavity. Urrghh. But the feds kept it quiet to nick the slag. Anyone else heard that belter?

Oh, and it pissed down all through the match as well, which made it all the better. Proper match atmosphere. Can't beat it. My knackers are still frozen now!

Just bought one. Top notch stuff Will look the absolute dog's bollox at work tomorrow Any one else indulged, or are you still wearing Hi-Viz?!!!

just got home and me green bin and plastic mop buckey got blown away, anyone seen 'em round the 'university quarter', ahem, the haulgh, on their travels?

Fabian Disabled - Ha!

What's the hardest waterfall in the world? The Viagra Falls errr, I'll get me coat!

aaaahhh, now it makes some sense, young jedi!

Watched it More4 T'other night Good film, but it still doesn't make any sense Can anyone tell me wtf it was all about?