Peter North

We would have beaten those bloody frenchies, given the state of that performance against Romania just then!

Your watching it at home, no case of ale, no mini fridge in the front room, no stack of footy mags, zoo and nuts to feast on. No wall chart and relpica kit. No car stickers, flag of St George, and no real interest in it at all. Guardian report says that not qualifying will cost the British economy between ?600m to ?1.5 billion in lost spending.

Gary Neville, the evil dwarf. Blanked the bastard, good and proper!

Why? - They're shat

Just picked the boy Smiley up, he admitted he's a lesbian too!

hmm there's more than one use for a big dollop of moisturiser in yer hand, lads!!

Husker Du Minor Threat Mission of Burma The Replacements The Long Ryders

It was her thinking that not me! It's actually our two week 'spring break' in Lancashire right now. Sounds exotic!

Two weeks holiday right now, soooo... 14 times three equals...!! Ladies, you never actually asked us what we are allegedly 'taking Jean-Luc Picard to warp-speed' over. Ahem! It's not the ability to do, these days it's a lack of things to focus on!

Owen Coyle,in Pizza Hut, this afternoon, tucking into the buffet option. Me other half was drooling, and wondering if he was coming to save us from oblivion!!!

Hmmm. Don't want no shady nigerians skimming the northy millions!

Cheshire Building Society has sent me a letter announcing that they are closing their Bolton branch, and that the nearest available ones are in the delightfully picturesque towns of Wigan and Leigh. As I don't ever want to contemplate visiting these places, I need to switch my Mini Cash ISA to another bank or building society. Any recommendations from those ITK would be greatly appreciated. Ta!

bolton Town Centre, 3pm onwards. Binge drinking, eh. It's what Easter was invented for!

"Sporting Lesbian"!!!

Plenty of movement here in Bolton. USGS says it was 4.9 on the Richter scale, epicentre was Grismby way. That's the third one I've experienced.

Rollercoaster!

San Isidro, Felippe II, Francisco De Goya, Francisco Franco, Pedro Almodovar, Miguel Cervantes...You guys took one hell of a beating!!! All the best Francis Drake, and the lads of the Royal Navy.

See you all over there, no doubt in no fit state to do anything spectacular. Going with Randy West and the rest of F-Troop to Laaandaan, then an early from Gatwick on Wednesday. Looks like they've imported some typical British weather to make us feel at home. Errr, I'll get me Barbour!!!

Wot about going to the Thyssen museum, 5mins from our hotel, and gazing at Holbein's potrait of Henry VIII, greatest englishman to have ever stalked the planet? Errr, I'll get me coat!

Watched it meself. Yes, it was a fooking monsoon by the looks of things. Secondly, Atletico didn't change their "style of play" one bit from Thursday, plenty of diving and ref-chasing and general nowtiness. Thirdly, on a better note, it looks like they allow smoking in't stands!!

This week I have been listening to... Hot Chip - "Made In the Dark" - good, getting better Vampire Weekend - easy on the ear, lads British Sea Power "Do you like Rock Music?" a reet little belter!!!

F-Troop are flying from Gatwick, Wed AM, with some shady airline

Absolute quality. The wanking monkey is nearly as good. But not quite!

A) having dated an American woman Taken her round Chester C) Spent time in Michigan D) teach Geography agree with all the above! As Ambrose Pierce, famous american writer once said..."War is God's way of teaching American's about Geography"

Cmon, Missus C, you know the rules...we need picture evidence!