Peter North

Me and Smiley just got released from the IKEA vortex... I got some.. Klapp Vadge Knuts a Fanifart and a very nice Skrotum table lamp, I may add, all for a tenner, oh, and a Maccy D's on the way home. Top night!!

3 - 3, both defences are shabby throughout the game!

I'm gonna miss those chocolate salty balls!

Going on Monday Evening Malm chest of drawers bottle of Aquavit! and a koppen lamp Rock'n'roll!

Word of the night, from one of mine + Smiley's friends. Has anyone ever been stuck in a 'porn vortex'? How long before you re-emerged?

The Beach Bastards Saw them in Liverpool in the late eighties, supporting Eddie Shit - Honest!!!

The Wicker Man - original of course. The remake shit me up as well, with just how bloody awful it was!

Fire Down Below -Seagal as 'Dave Angel' - eco warrior, saving the appalachians. Utter brilliance!

REM - Lancs cricket ground Kings Of Leon - December a few more to slot in somewhere!

So, it begs the question...who killed Jan Dildo?

"More Than a Feeling' - Boston. It rocks after a few ales "Mr Blue Sky" - ELO. Perfection!

My Band = El Salvador Album - You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in!

Five wanks

I finish work for a month - on full pay- on Wednesday. So feck you all!!!

Oh you sad sad idiot

Vegetarian, one bollocked, repressed homosexual, uniform fetished psycopathic, wierdo. And he was shit at art!

watching it meself. ragging humbling and grossly watch-able

The Hold Steady 'Stay Positive' album of the year contender. Check'em out Fleet Foxes - dippy folky stuff, but OK The Replacements - first two albums, includes the legendary track 'fcuk school"!

"You might not know my name, but i'm Jay-Z and I'm ragging awesome!".Quality.

The band who sang "One Summer" was actually The Mosspoles, a one-hit wonder. Not that band from Greenock. They were from London village apparently. Not even as good as the legendary Bogshed!

Work with a few teachers from St Helens. Apparently he took a shine to one of the current St Helens RLFC squad. The player has an injunction out against him now. The mate of mine has a friend of a friend who threw the Big Purps through a C&A shop window and became the hardest lad in St Helens for a while. Confirmation needed!

Wot, no "Angry Pirate", you missed a classic! Aharrr!

Fleet Foxes do it for me right now. Proper head music

That is him with his new buff well defined gym physique, that he keeps bragging about!

A bit of Death Cab For Cutie Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip - awesome! Weezer - The Red Album - beyond awesome!