zurichwhite

Thanks for organising this Traf. I'm off there for Day 3 and likely to be totally pissed on Days 2 and 4 but I'll make some selections for today and see how I get on. Day 1 Race 1 Champagne Fever place only Race 2 Simonsig Race 3 Monkerty Tunkerty e/w Race 4 Rock on Ruby e/w Race 5 Any Currency e/w Race 6 Kentford Grey Lady place only Race 7 Carlito Brigante e/w Cheers, see what I do when I'm sober

Fergie's reaction is priceless. What a night!

6.10 wolv 3-4 forecast on betfair paying near evens, buying money

That's fckin hilarious

Browny, Winstanley and Scott Green all grabbed braces back in the day

How implausible is his guy's defence? He'll probably walk (or crawl) on a technicality

We leave too much space in the central midfield area. The team generally sets up with Spearing in front of the defence, two wingers and two strikers and a lightweight, crap tackler like Eagles, Pratley or M. Davies behind the strikers. That allows us to get over-run far too often in the middle of the pitch.

They've got some brass neck

Thing is she really loved him. "i am putee in his hands" she said. Police are stumped but I'm going out on a limb here and say guilty

He's in the Railway pub in Hale every night

I've never been to SA but know quite a few saffers and the blokes are generally decent but they have this sadistic streak like they're not wired up reet

A nugget of knob cheese on her pillow ??

1-0 ft

Still 1-0 after 86 mins, only green for me if we score another

Rather pour sulphuric acid down me jappa

It's wank that, Shining on itv4 again, classic

He's fast

He protests that he had no hand in destroying Pompey and slags players off on crazy money (Bosingwa) yet signs one of the ultimate money-grabbers in Samba who's most likely going to cost 12.5m and 100k a week for 5 years. Twatsponge

Those two tie breaker losses would have done in the former Murray but he's definitely mentally and physically tougher now. Should be another good final but Djokovic is on fire at the moment.

Cue a stream of abuse though it's probably water off a duck's back for this pond life. Mind you, if he's innocent, he may well Suez enemies. Can Al Shearer be a character witness? Riverting stuff.

Lawrence Oates

His horses seem to be punted down to prohibitive prices at the moment. This one was backed and lost though Turner rode it like a dog.

mk dons middle un - louis theroux

Puncheon went off to answer a call of nature. Ran back out to chants of "jason Puncheon, he's gone for a shit"

Roger Cunt