joe

BNP leader Nick Griffin

I saw a sign saying they were selling that curry thing. I assumed it would have the same flavour as everything else they sell, i.e. none.

We pay billions in tax-funded subsidies every year to private train companies who in turn make billions in profits running their government-granted monopolies. In return for our very generous donation, they give us a completely shitty service which is the laughing stock of Europe. I think we have a moral obligation to rip them off.

I refused to answer the questionnaire, then fired off an email to Gartside whining that the club doesn't listen to the fans.

I don't give a fcuk if we don't take a point of any of the top four as long as we rack up the points against the rest. Six points against Portsmouth and Wigan and we can get dicked seven nil by Arsenal for all I care.

You went to Liverpool and got robbed???

Rob 19 grand worth of goods, get a suspended sentence. Why bother working for a living?

I wonder how many of the people complaining about this had no problems with the 42 days detention without charge for terrorist suspects. A police state is ok when it happens to other people eh?

Damn these Poles, coming over and doing horrible things like 'working'. They should sit on the dole like proper British chavs. As for them not learning English, completely unacceptable. They should learn from our home-grown tourists who are completely fluent in the language of whatever country they visit to vomit all over for two weeks every summer.

What about that egg-chaser who had his ball-sack ripped open, he had it sewed back together then went back on to finish the game.

I think what he meant was, the original goal would have been allowed, not the counter attack. What was the goal disallowed for, offside against the player on the left after the first shot?

Considering the boots that Arsenal were putting in last week against the munichs, this is pretty much instant karma.

Too many flat caps.

Considering our atrocious away record, any point is a bonus, especially at the barcode's homecoming parade. How long till away fans at Newcastle are singing 'you're getting sacked in the morning'?

A ban on flat caps. But then that'd probably put the crowds down to about 2,000. Free pint for every goal we score. Bringing back the message on the TVs saying when the second half is starting. Making the video screen actually show replays rather than adverts. In-stadium heating.

Just make sure you take it off when they come to read the meter.

But we're playing against teams who don't have similar squads, and have improved.

Other than Derby, I can't think of another two teams who'll finish below us.

Barry passed the ball well but offered no defensive cover at all. We were incredibly vulnerable against Russia, and on a worse night could have conceded several goals.

If Owen is on good form all season he'll be off to the big four. Same goes for Allardyce really. I hope you Newcastle fans aren't under any delusion that Allardyce is the sort who'll be loyal to you. Like all the other clubs he's managed, you're a stepping stone to better things. If he can prove he can handle a big budget at Newcastle, then the big four will consider him. Then he's off in his helicopter.

If replacing you would cost around ten million before wages, yes.

70k a week is ?3.5 million a year. Craig Gordon cost ?9 million in transfer fee alone. And Jussi goes for free next summer. If he's asking for that much money we should give it him. Look how we suffered losing Ben Haim.

If he leaves he ain't going to ragging France, let alone PSG.

The stewards are the Reebok are shit. At the Reading match one bloke near me was thrown out for standing up and shouting that Cid was 'fucking shit'. No wonder no fucker turns up these days.